Choosemas III: Krampnasty

Krampus Days are here again! Your favorite child-eating Xmas monster returns for another year of Yeti-searching. He’s brought a brand new challenge, and the surprise guest you’d least expect. Oh, and it’s up to the Yule boys to SAVE CHRISTMAS! Also, Matt is still a turd brother, Chris takes on the final (probably?) Holiday Surprise Caroloke challenge; Matt must identify moments from Finish It! Past, Present and Future in a thrilling new quiz; Krampus’ surprise guest is a real mess; and HEY EVERYONE HAPPY HOLIDAYS AND WE LOVE YOU! https://archive.org/download/137-final/137%20final.mp3 O, Krampus Beast (traditional) On Krampus Days, these Krampus DaysWe celebrate Your gloryLord Krampus Beast, great Krampus Beast,We hail your gory storyYour sulphur stench withers our youth,Your seven tongues can taste our truthYour visage at my windowsill;I close my eyes yet see you stillOn Krampus Days, these Krampus DaysWe worship Your true PowerOn Krampus Days we offer YouOur sanity to devourYour poison crown of dripping hornsWill rid us of our human formsOh Krampus Thing, Great Krampus ThingYou are the One True Winter King Here’s Your Krampus Carol You Monsters Buy All of Your Holiday Gifts from Us! Why Not? Listen on Apple Podcasts We’re on Stitcher, Too Twitter with Us Check Out Songs from the Musical and More on SoundCloud Catch up on Meanwhile in the Cave of Time, if You So Desire Look at More Dumb Stuff on Our YouTube Original illustrations by Laurence Peguy.