Finish It!

This week, the brothers go full teeter into the eternal war of light v. dark! Matt learns the universal salute of friendship and Chris has a side hustle!Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of Which Choose Your Own Am I, Before and After Edition, the guys take a cosmic journey to the Finish-It-verse, and, did you know you can fly to Pluto if you really wanted to? GLEEB FOGO TO ALL!Hey Why Not Do a Discord?Doing the Bluesky ThingListen on Apple PodcastsWatch the YouTubes!Merch Time: Keep Your Business the Way You Like It!We’re on Stitcher, TooThere’s a Subreddit!Check Out Songs from the Musical and More on SoundCloudCatch up on Meanwhile in the Cave of Time, if You So DesireIllustrations by Paul Granger.

This week, it's all about things dying kind of! Matt bears witness to the end of the Earth (maybe?) and Chris discovers a whole new way to bring about the end of himself!Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Interactive Fiction or Episode of Andor, the guys create some out-of-this-world libations as they Choose Their Own Beverages (do not make Matt's drink, Matt's drink was very bad), and YES dinosaurs CAN have lil remote controls!Hey Why Not Do a Discord?Doing the Bluesky ThingListen on Apple PodcastsWatch the YouTubes!Merch Time: Keep Your Business the Way You Like It!We’re on Stitcher, TooThere’s a Subreddit!Check Out Songs from the Musical and More on SoundCloudCatch up on Meanwhile in the Cave of Time, if You So DesireIllustrations by Paul Granger.

This week, Chris discovers a new delicacy, Matt becomes a REAL adventurer, and somehow the guys FINISH A WHOLE OTHER BOOK in the process! https://archive.org/download/358-final/358%20final.mp3 Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of Interactive Fiction or Song from the Josie and the Pussycats Movie, Matt ranks the Top 5 Space and Beyond Things of the Week, and one of the brothers has food on the mind! And also the other one does, too! Hey Why Not Do a Discord? Doing the Bluesky Thing Listen on Apple Podcasts Watch the YouTubes! We’re Still on Twitter Merch Time: Keep Your Business the Way You Like It! We’re on Stitcher, Too There’s a Subreddit! Check Out Songs from the Musical and More on SoundCloud Catch up on Meanwhile in the Cave of Time, if You So Desire Illustration by Kalon Sardin.

This week, Matt and his new friends roast Earth (not literally), Chris learns the secret to a successful future for all living beings in the universe, and this week’s Wild Card means the guys get a visit from a very special guest! https://archive.org/download/357final/357final.mp3 Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of the One Word Switch Quiz: Solar System Edition, Chris brings in a guest with Serious Clout (thanks for your time, Dr. Sassyphysics!), a Pop Quiz comes outta nowhere time, and don’t forget—Science not shared remains unknown! Hey Why Not Do a Discord? Doing the Bluesky Thing Listen on Apple Podcasts Watch the YouTubes! We’re Still on Twitter Merch Time: Keep Your Business the Way You Like It! We’re on Stitcher, Too There’s a Subreddit! Check Out Songs from the Musical and More on SoundCloud Catch up on Meanwhile in the Cave of Time, if You So Desire Illustrations by the incomparable Paul Granger.

This week, Matt gets a special job, Chris hits up a very popular time travel destination—with a couple serious twists you ain’t seen yet, and everyone agrees that Salisbury steak is the gentlest meat!Also, Chris challenges Matt to a User-generated round of Star Trek Alien or Finish It! Alien (thanks, Esme!), Chris gets a very special BDTTRPG adventure (it’s long so feel free to jump to 49:30 if you must—no hard feelings!), and… waitaminnit… are we just a Book Club?Hey Why Not Do a Discord?Doing the Bluesky ThingListen on Apple PodcastsWatch the YouTubes!We’re Still on TwitterMerch Time: Keep Your Business the Way You Like It!We’re on Stitcher, TooThere’s a Subreddit!Check Out Songs from the Musical and More on SoundCloudCatch up on Meanwhile in the Cave of Time, if You So DesireIllustrations by the incomparable Paul Granger.

This week, Matt slams into back-to-back cheap choose moves that make him sad, Chris gets a Star Wars-y read that makes him happy, and someone makes 18 choices over the course of just 21 pages because that is how this book rolls! https://archive.org/download/355final/355final.mp3 Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Interactive Fiction or Razzie Award-Nominated Science Fiction Film, Chris challenges Matt to a Surprise Karaoke (and Matt is too loud like seriously come on dude), and this week’s Wild Card uses a User’s name how fun is that?! Hey Why Not Do a Discord? Doing the Bluesky Thing Listen on Apple Podcasts Watch the YouTubes! We’re Still on Twitter Merch Time: Keep Your Business the Way You Like It! We’re on Stitcher, Too There’s a Subreddit! Check Out Songs from the Musical and More on SoundCloud Catch up on Meanwhile in the Cave of Time, if You So Desire Illustrations by the incomparable Paul Granger.

This week, Chris rights a wrong from the past, Matt hits a page that makes so little sense he thinks the book is broken (it’s not), and the Universe Governing Body has serious news! Also, it’s Sad Pizza Party time! https://archive.org/download/354-bouncefix/354%20bouncefix.mp3 Additionally, Chris challenges Matt to a round of Interactive Fiction or Episode of Space and Beyond, someone sees an ending they already got from a whole other perspective, and we got a nice wet cheese blump goin’! Hey Why Not Do a Discord? Doing the Bluesky Thing Listen on Apple Podcasts Watch the YouTubes! We’re Still on Twitter Merch Time: Keep Your Business the Way You Like It! We’re on Stitcher, Too There’s a Subreddit! Check Out Songs from the Musical and More on SoundCloud Catch up on Meanwhile in the Cave of Time, if You So Desire Illustrations by the incomparable Paul Granger.

This week, Chris zooms to the head of the class, Matt tries to put a round disc in the hole he has in his head and gags, and if you thought the first paragraph of the book had some mind-chafing science you are not going to like this episode at all! https://archive.org/download/353-final/353%20final.mp3 Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of the How Many Times Do I Have To Tell You I’m A Doctor Quiz, vital Corrections are issued, and somebody has a secret weapon left that they have not used! Hey Why Not Do a Discord? Doing the Bluesky Thing Listen on Apple Podcasts Watch the YouTubes! We’re Still on Twitter Merch Time: Keep Your Business the Way You Like It! We’re on Stitcher, Too There’s a Subreddit! Check Out Songs from the Musical and More on SoundCloud Catch up on Meanwhile in the Cave of Time, if You So Desire Illustrations by the incomparable Paul Granger.

This week, things get a little trippy when Chris encounters another black hole, Matt nails the body language of friendship, and someone forms a triangular force group of renegade spacecrafts (no big deal)! https://archive.org/download/352-final/352%20final.mp3 Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of Interactive Fiction or A Thing A Kid Wrote to Chris, it’s time to Roll an Alien Dude with the help of 1991’s finest alien superhero character creation table, and silly putty on a tennis ball is a texture mashup nightmare. Hey Why Not Do a Discord? Doing the Bluesky Thing Listen on Apple Podcasts Watch the YouTubes! We’re Still on Twitter Merch Time: Keep Your Business the Way You Like It! We’re on Stitcher, Too There’s a Subreddit! Check Out Songs from the Musical and More on SoundCloud Catch up on Meanwhile in the Cave of Time, if You So Desire Illustrations by the incomparable Paul Granger.

New book day! Are you ready to travel to space and then also past there? Chris goes somewhere no human has gone before! Matt gets a “classic” ending that he “couldn’t” be “more” excited about! There is math in this book that will break you! https://archive.org/download/351-final/351%20final.mp3 Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Interactive Fiction or Sci-Fi Movie from the 1950s, Predictions are made, and the guys totally shake the curse of getting the same exact read in the first episode of a new book! I mean, what are the chances?! But, like, seriously… what are the chances? Hey Why Not Do a Discord? Doing the Bluesky Thing Listen on Apple Podcasts Watch the YouTubes! We’re Still on Twitter Merch Time: Keep Your Business the Way You Like It! We’re on Stitcher, Too There’s a Subreddit! Check Out Songs from the Musical and More on SoundCloud Catch up on Meanwhile in the Cave of Time, if You So Desire Illustrations by the incomparable Paul Granger.

We haven’t seen Bill and Dani from Escape This Podcast, Solve This Murder and more in like a minute! Good thing they’re back! Will we finally finish this dang book? Or will the struggle grind on? Also, the group checks in on their resolutions from last year (50% crushed, not bad), the Yule bros discover their likely Australian linguistic lineage, and let’s have a cheer for the Mechanized Scarecrows (Potato Gatherers): Moving Along the Sidefall of the Hill [Whose Spirit is Like a Wet Sack Flapping About the Knees of Time]! https://archive.org/download/350final/350final.mp3 NEW YEAR RESOLUTION TABLE 2026 I RESOLVE TO: Roll d10 #1: dance email exercise journal meditate podcast vacation sleep cook work Roll d10 #2: non-stop once a day absolutely never exactly one time under hypnosis in your face trimonthly every time a child laughs at the witching hour while screaming Roll d10 #3: for money for my mental health for a shot at the big time for bragging rights for the honor of my ancestors for the children for charity for pocket change for my fans for the love of the game Roll d10 #4: no matter what my family says even if my body breaks and my mind shatters whether or not Santa likes it only if it gets me likes on x.com providing my imaginary friend agrees to keep their mouth shut about you-know-what finally proving that the 2020 US presidential election was stolen! despite my debilitating fear of success even if it means angering Crom upon his mountaintop only if it requires agreeing to an extremely restrictive nondisclosure agreement but I won’t do “that” Go Listen to All of Dani and Bill’s Creations at Consume This Media! Listen to Week 6 of Struggle Down Under! Listen to Week 5 of Struggle Down Under! Listen to Week 4 of Struggle Down Under! Listen to Week 3 of Struggle Down Under! Listen to Week 2 of Struggle Down Under! Listen to Week 1 of Struggle Down Under! Listen on Apple Podcasts Join Everyone on Discord! We’re on Stitcher, Too Say Stuff to Us on Twitter Original illustrations by S. Burphon, S. Yaweera, & J. Donploypetch.

Get comfy! Hang out! Take it nice and easy and let’s dig our way back through this last adventure! Fantasy Finish It! Who Wins the Book? What book will be next? Go to the discord to vote for your fave when you’re ready! https://archive.org/download/349-final/349%20final.mp3 Also, Chris busts out the classic segment Excuse Me Mr. Packard so the guys can crank out some more endings, Power Ups make their big-time debut, and the Wild Card slams the brothers into a total jangle jumble! For real, if you’re into it, go on out and vote for the next book! Join the discord and head into the Announcements channel. Woo! Do a vote in the Discord! Doing the Bluesky Thing Listen on Apple Podcasts Watch the YouTubes! We’re Still on Twitter Merch Time: Keep Your Business the Way You Like It! We’re on Stitcher, Too There’s a Subreddit! Check Out Songs from the Musical and More on SoundCloud Catch up on Meanwhile in the Cave of Time, if You So Desire Illustrations by the great Ron Wing.

Oh holy cow you guys this could be it! There are only two endings left! If your boys find em both we’re talking a clean sweep of this book! That’s some hot literary janitation! Will the final endings be satisfying? How couldn’t they be!? https://archive.org/download/348-final/348%20final.mp3 Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of a very familiar sounding quiz, Matt gets everyone Checkin’ In to make sure we’re all on the same page, and if we’ve all learned anything from this book it is please please give up your dreams of becoming a skateboard champion! Discord is so Hot Right Now Doing the Bluesky Thing Listen on Apple Podcasts Watch the YouTubes! We’re Still on Twitter Merch Time: Keep Your Business the Way You Like It! We’re on Stitcher, Too There’s a Subreddit! Check Out Songs from the Musical and More on SoundCloud Catch up on Meanwhile in the Cave of Time, if You So Desire Illustrations by the great Ron Wing.

This week, Matt gets an ending he hates until he sprinkles on the sarcasm, Chris takes it straight to THE man, and a new podcast feature has been permanently unlocked! https://archive.org/download/347-final/347%20final.mp3 Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of the Character from this Book or One of NASCAR’s Top 50 Race Car Drivers Quiz, Chris reveals a Wild Card that adds a new twist to the podcast in the form of Power Ups (thanks, Glitchparticle!), and WEE-OO WEE-OO CRIME CAR. Let’s talk Power Ups! When we finish a book, the winner currently receives a Get-Out-of-Sad-Pizza-Party-Free card as a reward. Thanks to a killer new Wild Card, there will now be 4 more possible Power Ups! The winner will randomly generate a number 1-5, and that will determine the power up for the next episode. Below are the options we came up with in the episode. Feel free to jump in the discord and throw out some more ideas! Power Ups! 1 is set = Get-Out-of-Sad-Pizza-Party-Free card More options! A trophy we pass back and forth The loser can only do live reads of the next book The loser must do the Wild Cards for the next book Naptime! The winner gets to sit back and relax for a single episode. The loser must do the segment, quiz, wild card and both reads Book Override! The winner can choose to ignore any poll or standing decision about which book will be read next, and pick whatever they want to read The winner is taken out to dinner by the loser The winner gets to play video games through a single episode recording The loser must sing a jangle about the winner at the end of each episode Discord is so Hot Right Now Doing the Bluesky Thing Listen on Apple Podcasts Watch the YouTubes! We’re Still on Twitter Merch Time: Keep Your Business the Way You Like It! We’re on Stitcher, Too There’s a Subreddit! Check Out Songs from the Musical and More on SoundCloud Catch up on Meanwhile in the Cave of Time, if You So Desire Illustrations by the great Ron Wing.

This week, Matt falls head over heels for a little place called River Flats, Chris loses his taste for skateboarding despite many many many attempts to become a champ, and you had better not mess with the Gang Mafia Mob! https://archive.org/download/346-bounce/346%20bounce.mp3 Also, Chris challenges Matt to a User-generated, Gleaming the Cube-inspired round of the Blanking the Blank quiz (thanks again, THEKyleThomas!); Matt guides Chris through fave seg Let’s Roll a Dude, Skateboard Dude Edition, Paul makes a fool of himself in front of the boys, but it all works out in the end; and someone’s trying to sneak in a backdoor pilot! Let’s Roll a Dude: Skateboard Dude Edition Primary Ability 1. Strength 2. Speed 3. Dexterity 4. Charisma 5. Intelligence 6. Constitution Skater Style 1. Jumbo charm necklace, alien sunglasses, cowboy hat 2. Farmcore 3. Leather jacket, leather pants, leather gloves, propeller beanie 4. Denim dracula 5. Punk rock in the front, adult contemporary in the back 6. Sponsored by mountain dew dorito powder punch Skateboard Team Name 1. The Dapper Mountaineers 2. The Ogres 3. The Big Bad 4. The Young Alligators 5. The Iron Wizards 6. The Skeleton Creatures Skate Team Vibe 1. Ska band 2. Mark is a dentist, Michelle owns her own cafe truck, Zuber works for their dad at the old pine mill, Jasper robs banks (overseas), Poppy is a tug boat captain 3. Straight-up Dexy’s Midnight Runners 4. Mad Max putt-putt golf team 5. Wizard cloaks and boomboxes 6. Buncha Trons Competition Song (from Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2 Soundtrack) 1. Guerilla Radio – Rage Against the Machine 2. You – Bad Religion 3. Bring Tha Noize – Anthrax ft. Chuck D. of Public Enemy 4. Blood Brothers – Papa Roach 5. Cyclone – Dub Pistols 6. When Worlds Collide – Powerman 5000 Signature Move 1. Grinding all the way around a hot tub 3 times 2. Getting big air in the half pipe, landing on knee pads, sliding all the way up the other side, 180 back on to board in midair 3. Skitchin roller coaster 4. Hella big drop into gorilla enclosure, banana slide back out 5. Blazing guitar solo while flatlandi freestyling 6. 360 smashburger to primo fartslide Discord is so Hot Right Now Doing the Bluesky Thing Listen on Apple Podcasts Watch the YouTubes! We’re Still on Twitter Merch Time: Keep Your Business the Way You Like It! We’re on Stitcher, Too There’s a Subreddit! Check Out Songs from the Musical and More on SoundCloud Catch up on Meanwhile in the Cave of Time, if You So Desire Illustrations by the great Ron Wing.

It’s that very special time of year when Xmas has passed and the New Year has not yet arrived! Why not spend it with friends? Dani and Bill are back! But we’re not heading Down Under. In fact, we don’t even get to read the book we were planning to read. Instead, we get to read one of the best books ever! It’s a Grundle Days miracle! https://archive.org/download/355-final/355%20final.mp3 It’s always a dang joy to have Dani and Bill join for some fun. Make sure to listen to all of their amazing stuff (although we know that you already are) at Solve This Murder and Escape This Podcast or just hit up ConsumeThisMedia.com to get it all at once! Go Listen to All of Dani and Bill’s Creations at Consume This Media! Discord is so Hot Right Now Doing the Bluesky Thing Listen on Apple Podcasts Watch the YouTubes! We’re Still on Twitter Merch Time: Keep Your Business the Way You Like It! We’re on Stitcher, Too There’s a Subreddit! Check Out Songs from the Musical and More on SoundCloud Catch up on Meanwhile in the Cave of Time, if You So Desire Illustration by the great Ron Wing.

This week, Chris’ fears come to life before his very eyes, Matt makes an impression on some dangerous dudes, somebody’s ending makes them a little sick to their stomach, and Krampus drops in to celebrate his most special day! https://finishitpod.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/12/344-final.mp3 Also, Chris challenges Matt to a User-generated round of Interactive Fiction or Ska-Punk Song Title (thanks, THEKyleThomas!), Krampus takes the fellas on a trip to Self Care Corner, the guys commit themselves mind and body to some Krampus Day Resignations, and to Dr. Wyatt—we will never forget you! o, Krampus Beast On Krampus Days, these Krampus DaysWe celebrate Your gloryLord Krampus Beast, great Krampus Beast,We hail your gory storyYour sulphur stench withers our youth,Your seven tongues can taste our truthYour visage at my windowsill;I close my eyes yet see you stillOn Krampus Days, these Krampus DaysWe worship Your true PowerOn Krampus Days we offer YouOur sanity to devourYour poison crown of dripping hornsWill rid us of our human formsOh Krampus Thing, Great Krampus ThingYou are the One True Winter King Discord is so Hot Right Now Doing the Bluesky Thing Listen on Apple Podcasts Watch the YouTubes! We’re Still on Twitter Merch Time: Keep Your Business the Way You Like It! We’re on Stitcher, Too There’s a Subreddit! Check Out Songs from the Musical and More on SoundCloud Catch up on Meanwhile in the Cave of Time, if You So Desire Illustrations by the great Ron Wing.

Hello hello hello this is the Krampus. Turd brother has tried to ruin Krampusnacht by hurting his back but I, the Krampus, assure you that there will be an episode this weekend even if it kills turd brother.https://finishitpod.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/12/krampusnacht-2025-apology.mp3Image Notes: This work has been identified as being free of known restrictions under copyright law, including all related and neighboring rights.Discord is so Hot Right NowDoing the Bluesky ThingListen on Apple PodcastsWatch the YouTubes!We’re Still on TwitterMerch Time: Keep Your Business the Way You Like It!We’re on Stitcher, TooThere’s a Subreddit!Check Out Songs from the Musical and More on SoundCloudCatch up on Meanwhile in the Cave of Time, if You So DesireIllustrations by the great Ron Wing.

Gratitudes to all! This week, Matt makes a new friend with a great smile, and Chris makes somebody smile real big! Wuh-oh! https://archive.org/download/343-final/343%20final.mp3 Also, Matt challenges Chris to round three of GPT-3 Your Own Adventure, the fellas get some Gratitudes out of their system, someone’s a bit stishy on the weekends, and OH BOY is there another sad pizza party on the horizon?! Or will these doofuses manage not to get the same read? DRAMA! Discord is so Hot Right Now Doing the Bluesky Thing Listen on Apple Podcasts Watch the YouTubes! We’re Still on Twitter Merch Time: Keep Your Business the Way You Like It! We’re on Stitcher, Too There’s a Subreddit! Check Out Songs from the Musical and More on SoundCloud Catch up on Meanwhile in the Cave of Time, if You So Desire Illustrations by Frank Bolle.

This week, Chris meets the new coolest character in the book, Matt gets really into exercising his constitutional rights, and crime in Park City experiences an unprecedented increasement! https://archive.org/download/342-final/342%20final.mp3 Also, Chris (skater with the heart of a poser) challenges Matt (poser with the heart of a skater) to a round of Are You A Skater or Are You A Poser, the guys set an autumnal vibe with some Gentle Autumn Reminders, and someone nearly has the perfect Mentos moment but they don’t have any Mentos so they don’t have the Mentos moment! Discord is so Hot Right Now Doing the Bluesky Thing Listen on Apple Podcasts Watch the YouTubes! We’re Still on Twitter Merch Time: Keep Your Business the Way You Like It! We’re on Stitcher, Too There’s a Subreddit! Check Out Songs from the Musical and More on SoundCloud Catch up on Meanwhile in the Cave of Time, if You So Desire Illustrations by the great Ron Wing.

This week, Matt gets a firsthand look at why Park City has such a bad crime problem, it becomes increasingly obvious that everyone in town is an undercover cop, and Chris is from the river/returns to the river! https://archive.org/download/341-final/341%20final.mp3 Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Interactive Fiction or Movie All About Skateboarding or that Just Has Some Skateboarding In It, Chris gets numerological in the segment Visit with Some Digits, someone’s read is violent yellow (OR IS IT?!), and this book does not want kids to be skateboarding! Oh, and here’s the amazing fountain all the kids love to gleam, cube-style. Discord is so Hot Right Now Doing the Bluesky Thing Listen on Apple Podcasts Watch the YouTubes! We’re Still on Twitter Merch Time: Keep Your Business the Way You Like It! We’re on Stitcher, Too There’s a Subreddit! Check Out Songs from the Musical and More on SoundCloud Catch up on Meanwhile in the Cave of Time, if You So Desire Illustrations by the great Ron Wing.

New book week! Matt resists the call to adventure and watches so many other kids pay the price! Chris quits skateboarding twice, yet somehow still becomes a champion! What kind of champion, you ask? Find out now! https://archive.org/download/340-final/340%20final.mp3 Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of the Is It a Skate Trick or Is It a Fake Trick quiz, the guys make their Predictions official, there’s tons of new jangles, and we’re back in Edward Packard’s mind so you know this will be an amazing ride! Discord is so Hot Right Now Doing the Bluesky Thing Listen on Apple Podcasts Watch the YouTubes! We’re Still on Twitter Merch Time: Keep Your Business the Way You Like It! We’re on Stitcher, Too There’s a Subreddit! Check Out Songs from the Musical and More on SoundCloud Catch up on Meanwhile in the Cave of Time, if You So Desire Illustrations by the great Ron Wing.

This is it! Will Chris and Matt find the last two endings of this book and deliver a Creeptobscare to remember? Will Matt pass his final Creeptobscare Challenge? Is anyone even READY for a Creeptobscare Sad Pizza Party? Neck of pony! Vibe of hog! Let the creepy culmination commence! https://archive.org/download/339-final/339%20final.mp3 Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of the Adventure Haiku quiz, the final Creeptobscare Challenge Wild Card involves memorization which is totally great, the guys put their grubby fingies in ooky toppings, and EVERYONE PLEASE HAVE A LOVELY CREEPTOBSCARE! Photos of the touchy-feely-creepy pizza toppings are below. Putting in a big space to avoid spoilers. HERE WE GOOOOOOOO…. … … … … … … … … … … Here’s the poor pizza before toppings were added.Chris’ toppings for Matt: Witch Fingers (imitation crab), Mummy Fingers (jerky meats), and Frankenstein Fingers (heart of palm).Matt’s toppings for Chris: Witch’s Teeth (pistachios in ham glaze, top left), Witch’s Toes (cheesey lil smokeys with banana chip nails), Witch’s Heart (tomato in ketchup).Close-up of them lil piggies.Matt’s slice.Chris’ pathetic slice. Discord is so Hot Right Now Doing the Bluesky Thing Listen on Apple Podcasts Watch the YouTubes! We’re Still on Twitter Check Out the New Book and More! Merch Time: Creeptobscare Merch is Too Scary to Buy! We’re on Stitcher, Too There’s a Subreddit! Check Out Songs from the Musical and More on SoundCloud Catch up on Meanwhile in the Cave of Time, if You So Desire Illustration by Ted Enik

This week, Matt accidentally uses tough love to teach a big lesson, Chris discovers something earth-shattering about creature biology, and your mind will be blown by a hot new concept in Halloween costuming! https://archive.org/download/338-bounce/338%20bounce.mp3 Also, Chris challenges Matt to a scary movie-themed round of the Synonym Quiz, Matt lobs Chris what he thinks is a total Scaryoke soft ball, and if you want to sound like a ghost you just gotta always inward talk. Discord is so Hot Right Now Doing the Bluesky Thing Listen on Apple Podcasts Watch the YouTubes! We’re Still on Twitter Check Out the New Book and More! Merch Time: Creeptobscare Merch is Too Scary to Buy! We’re on Stitcher, Too There’s a Subreddit! Check Out Songs from the Musical and More on SoundCloud Catch up on Meanwhile in the Cave of Time, if You So Desire Illustration by Ted Enik

This week, Creeptobscare continues to barrel along as Matt doubles his trouble, Chris gets into the movie picture business, and someone can’t name a single person from the entire last year of pop culture! https://archive.org/download/336-final/336%20final.mp3 Also, Matt challenges Chris to a Stephen King-themed round of the Mishy Mashy Quiz, Chris gets into Halloween costume choices in the new segment What ‘Stume are You Doin?, and Templeton absolutely is so dead. Discord is so Hot Right Now Doing the Bluesky Thing Listen on Apple Podcasts Watch the YouTubes! We’re Still on Twitter Check Out the New Book and More! Merch Time: Creeptobscare Merch is Too Scary to Buy! We’re on Stitcher, Too There’s a Subreddit! Check Out Songs from the Musical and More on SoundCloud Catch up on Meanwhile in the Cave of Time, if You So Desire Illustration by Ted Enik

This week, Matt learns that the Creature is the least of their worries, Chris goes for quite a spin, and the Creeptobscare challenges continue! Are you prepared for multiple The Prestiges? Is anyone?! https://archive.org/download/336-final/336%20final.mp3 Also, Chris challenges Matt to a User-generated round of the One Word Witch Quiz (thanks, Ty!), the guys randomly generate new friends in Let’s Roll a Dude: Secret Hal Edition, and you know things are gonna get banonzas! Scroll down past the Let’s Roll a Dude tables to see the terrible pic Matt drew for this week’s Creeptobscare challenge! Let’s roll A Dude: Secret Hal Edition Your pal Hal seems like a normal kid, but he’s way more than meets the eye. When the poopy hits the fan, he becomes his true self!– Matt Grab a d6 and roll up your very own Hal! Hal’s New Look 1. Tron 2. Robot suit (snail-shaped) 3. Turns baseball cap backwards reeeal slow 4. Full suit of armor riding a horse 5. Exactly what Blade wears 6. Becomes 6 feet tall Hal’s Special Move 1. Breakdance fighting 2. +9 Charisma 3. Wriggle through any hole 4. Shapeshift into fart 5. Found a genie lamp, one wish left 6. Stare actual daggers Hal’s Helpful Connection 1. The mayor owes him one 2. A talking, 700 lb horseshoe crab 3. Rich cousin. Has a PS6 already somehow 4. Sassy AI bicycle 5. Guy who runs the arcade. He hears all the scuttlebutt. 6. Ghost of Jacques Cousteau Song that Plays in Everyone’s Head when Hal Walks in the Room 1. Bad to the Bone 2. We Built This City on Rock and Roll 3. Sledgehammer 4. Wipeout (Fat Boys version) 5. Bust a Move 6. Don’t Fear the Reaper Hal’s Catchphrase 1. I am not afraid of any ghosts! 2. It’s lasagna time! 3. There’s no time like go time! 4. I’m bringin’ the party – the best friend party! 5. Do you know who I am?! 6. i’ve got your number now, pal (then says a random number) Contents of Fanny Pack 1. Lucky rabbits foot, mints 2. Pile of cold sesame chicken (still good) 3. Deck of cards for magic tricks 4. Dimensional pocket, 3 string cheeses 5. The actual Excalibur 6. Throwing sand Aaaaand here’s Matt’s drawing. Discord is so Hot Right Now Doing the Bluesky Thing Listen on Apple Podcasts Watch the YouTubes! We’re Still on Twitter Check Out the New Book and More! Merch Time: Creeptobscare Merch is Too Scary to Buy! We’re on Stitcher, Too There’s a Subreddit! Check Out Songs from the Musical and More on SoundCloud Catch up on Meanwhile in the Cave of Time, if You So Desire Illustration by Ted Enik

BOO! Blow the dust off that ol’ bowl of candy corn, it’s Creeptobscare time again! This year, the bros are going 5 straight weeks in fish monster heaven! But will they be able to find all 10 endings and finish the book before Creeptobscare ends? WILL THEY?! https://archive.org/download/335-final/335%20final.mp3 Also, Chris is challenged to a round of the One Word Switch Quiz: Spoopy Edition, Matt battles the clock CYOB-style as Chris kicks off the Creeptobscare Challenge, a burlap brother appears, fish creature loves Karate Kid, and skateboard champonships will have to wait for now! Discord is so Hot Right Now Doing the Bluesky Thing Listen on Apple Podcasts Watch the YouTubes! We’re Still on Twitter Check Out the New Book and More! Merch Time: Creeptobscare Merch is Too Scary to Buy! We’re on Stitcher, Too There’s a Subreddit! Check Out Songs from the Musical and More on SoundCloud Catch up on Meanwhile in the Cave of Time, if You So Desire Illustration by Ted Enik

This week, it’s back-to-school time! Matt makes two whole choices, and Chris gets a read where everything turns out fine. Or does it?! And then, OR DOES IT AGAIN?! https://archive.org/download/334-final/334%20final.mp3 Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of Interactive Fiction is a License Plate (see plate “numbers” below), the guys get to Thinking Outside the Box about how to make a great impression on your first day of school, and there’s an awful lot of people coming face-to-face with horrible glop just so you know. It’s License plates! 4BDNCSLVMPRXPSURASHRK4STOFFRVOLKNOSPCVMPRGOSTTRNSPRBIKEWHORUSKYJAM Watch Out for Room 13 Part 1, Part 2, and Part 3! Discord is so Hot Right Now Doing the Bluesky Thing Listen on Apple Podcasts Watch the YouTubes! We’re Still on Twitter Check Out the New Book and More! Merch Time: Keep Your Business the Way You Like It! We’re on Stitcher, Too There’s a Subreddit! Check Out Songs from the Musical and More on SoundCloud Catch up on Meanwhile in the Cave of Time, if You So Desire Illustration by Matt

This week, there are two endings left but Matt isn’t feeling so great about his read. Why, it would take a straight-up book miracle for the guys to finish this book in this episode! An honest-to-gosh BOOK MIRACLE. Who could harness the powers of chaos to complete such a mighty task? Maybe SOMEONE?! https://archive.org/download/333-final/333%20final.mp3 Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Interactive Fiction or Fictional Character Matt Kind of Looks Like Right Now Because of His New Glasses, BattleCards make their first—and almost certainly not last—appearance, and it seems like some folks on Discord were concerned about the short length of episodes lately. DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET?! Voting for the next book is donezo! What will it be? Listen to find out! Or, if it’s easier, simply exist a week from when Matt is writing this and you will just see what it is on the website. BATTLECARDS!

This week, Chris becomes famous! Matt brings joy and the thrill of discovery to an entire civilization! But are these the same ending? Dang you guys it’s getting hard at the end of this book! https://archive.org/download/332-final/332%20final.mp3 Also, Chris challenges Matt to a User-generated round of Which Yule Are You? (thanks, Mouse on a Moose!), the guys check the User Mailbag, Matt debuts the new segment If You Remember This One Specific Thing We Did In An Episode Of This Book I Will Give You 25 Real Dollars, and Dolphumans are deeply disappointed! Let’s keep voting! Pick the book you want to hear most! Head into the Discord and vote with a cute emoji in the Announcements channel, or heart your favorite reply on the bluesky! (Sorry, they don’t do polls yet still.) Discord is so Hot Right Now Doing the Bluesky Thing Listen on Apple Podcasts Watch the YouTubes! We’re Still on Twitter Check Out the New Book and More! Merch Time: Keep Your Business the Way You Like It! We’re on Stitcher, Too There’s a Subreddit! Check Out Songs from the Musical and More on SoundCloud Catch up on Meanwhile in the Cave of Time, if You So Desire Illustration by Matt

Can it be?! Is it possible?! Could the dummy brothers get the same exact read two episodes in a row? Or will one brother dig deep and save the day with a thrilling twist?! IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO KNOW! (Yes.) https://finishitpod.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/08/331-final.mp3 Also, Matt challenges Chris to a User-generated round of Interactive Fiction or Balatro Joker (thanks, Jellyfish Lightning!), the bros get to some monster matching with a surprisingly tough round of Who Do You Ship?, someone’s been livin’ that sleep life, and did you know we’ve been reading this book since DECEMBER?! Voting is still on! Pick the book you want to hear most! Head into the Discord and vote with a cute emoji in the Announcements channel, or heart your favorite reply on the bluesky! (Sorry, they don’t do polls yet still.) Discord is so Hot Right Now Doing the Bluesky Thing Listen on Apple Podcasts Watch the YouTubes! We’re Still on Twitter Check Out the New Book and More! Merch Time: Keep Your Business the Way You Like It! We’re on Stitcher, Too There’s a Subreddit! Check Out Songs from the Musical and More on SoundCloud Catch up on Meanwhile in the Cave of Time, if You So Desire Illustration by Matt

This week, somebody gulps, somebody winks, and nobody wins! The end of the book is nigh! Vote for the book you want to hear next! You’ll believe a man can save a fly! https://archive.org/download/330-final/330%20final.mp3 Also, Chris challenges Matt to a User-generated round of Interactive Fiction or Episode of My Brother My Brother and Me (thanks, Ty!), the User Mailbag is opened in order to enjoy a sweet postcard, and the guys give their picks for the next book – with a little help from Premium User Ana! Vote for the book you want to hear most! Head into the Discord and vote with a cute emoji in the Announcements channel, or heart your favorite reply on the bluesky! (Sorry, they don’t do polls yet still.) Discord is so Hot Right Now Doing the Bluesky Thing Listen on Apple Podcasts Watch the YouTubes! We’re Still on Twitter Check Out the New Book and More! Merch Time: Keep Your Business the Way You Like It! We’re on Stitcher, Too There’s a Subreddit! Check Out Songs from the Musical and More on SoundCloud Catch up on Meanwhile in the Cave of Time, if You So Desire Illustration by Matt

This week, Matt takes one for the team, Chris takes on the REAL monsters, and someone is told to walk across the room and cover their ears so they don’t hear a big secret! https://archive.org/download/329-final/329%20final.mp3 Also, Matt challenges Chris to a User-generated round of YoRe or Yogi (thanks, Steven’s Corner!), a hairy friend is deeply betrayed, and you’d better put on your cheering mouth because this ep is gonna require some HELP from everyone! Discord is so Hot Right Now Listen on Apple Podcasts Doing the Bluesky Thing Watch the YouTubes! We’re Still on Twitter Check Out the New Book and More! Merch Time: Keep Your Business the Way You Like It! We’re on Stitcher, Too There’s a Subreddit! Check Out Songs from the Musical and More on SoundCloud Catch up on Meanwhile in the Cave of Time, if You So Desire Illustration by Matt

It’s America’s best week! Celebrate what’s left of the place as the guys attempt to help good ol’ George Washington with some secret spy stuff. Chris gives George a mighty gift! Matt gets eaten alive again but not by a cool bear! U-S-A! Also, Chris challenges Matt to yet another round of the traditional Colonial One Word Switch Quiz, Matt makes Chris do another Surprise Karaoke but all Summery this time, and someone does such a good spy job they have time to party! https://archive.org/download/328-fix-final/328%20fix%20final.mp3 Spy for George Washington Week 1! Spy for George Washington Week 2! Discord is so Hot Right Now Listen on Apple Podcasts Doing the Bluesky Thing Merch Time: Keep Your Business the Way You Like It! We’re on Stitcher, Too There’s a Subreddit! Check Out Songs from the Musical and More on SoundCloud Look at More Dumb Stuff on Our YouTube Catch up on Meanwhile in the Cave of Time, if You So Desire Illustrations by Don Hedin

This week, Chris takes a very literal leap of faith; Matt finds a new park, new monster, new story branch, and an entire new kind of ending; and everything is feeling very BOFFO! https://archive.org/download/327-final/327%20final.mp3 Also, Matt challenges Chris to a User-generated round of Interactive Fiction or Title ExinBear Wrote to Trick the Yules (thanks, ExinBear!), Chris asks Matt Are You Smarter Than a Child, and the legend of Charlie Boogers endures! Discord is so Hot Right Now Listen on Apple Podcasts Doing the Bluesky Thing Watch the YouTubes! We’re Still on Twitter Check Out the New Book and More! Merch Time: Keep Your Business the Way You Like It! We’re on Stitcher, Too There’s a Subreddit! Check Out Songs from the Musical and More on SoundCloud Catch up on Meanwhile in the Cave of Time, if You So Desire Illustration by Matt

This week, Matt learns to stop worrying about looking cool, Chris unfolds a myriad of possible universes or perhaps none at all, and we’re stretchin’ it out! https://archive.org/download/326-final/326%20final.mp3 Also, Chris challenges Matt to a Multi-User-generated round of the When Was the First Time This Thing Happened quiz, Matt runs us all through a bit of Housekeeping to see how much of this book is even left (more than you might think!), Chris exploits a peanut allergy, and someone is totally Audi! Discord is so Hot Right Now Listen on Apple Podcasts Doing the Bluesky Thing Watch the YouTubes! We’re Still on Twitter Check Out the New Book and More! Merch Time: Keep Your Business the Way You Like It! We’re on Stitcher, Too There’s a Subreddit! Check Out Songs from the Musical and More on SoundCloud Catch up on Meanwhile in the Cave of Time, if You So Desire Illustration by Matt

This week, the Wild Card strikes hard sending your boys on a new(ish) trip! Chris learns a little alien tongue! Matt is become the ender of stories! Jollibee gets reviewed! https://archive.org/download/325-final/325-final.mp3 Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of How Much Do You Know About Your Oblivion Dude, Chris braves a wild drive-thru to see how Finish It! Finds Jollibee, flutter power is at hurricane level, and a laser pistol in the wrong hands is a bad mistake! Discord is so Hot Right Now Listen on Apple Podcasts Doing the Bluesky Thing Watch the YouTubes! We’re Still on Twitter Check Out the New Book and More! Merch Time: Keep Your Business the Way You Like It! We’re on Stitcher, Too There’s a Subreddit! Check Out Songs from the Musical and More on SoundCloud Catch up on Meanwhile in the Cave of Time, if You So Desire Illustration by Paul Granger

This week, Chris says goodbye to a dear dear friend, Matt is asked one of the most disconcerting questions he’s ever heard, and the Earth blows up again! https://archive.org/download/324-final/324%20final.mp3 Also, Chris challenges Matt to a User-generated round of Guess the Book by the Episode Title (thanks, uditzy!), the guys deliver thanks with new segment User Mailbag, and if you have a good idea for how to make HOOT an amazing horror movie you gotta run with it dude! Discord is so Hot Right Now Listen on Apple Podcasts Doing the Bluesky Thing Watch the YouTubes! We’re Still on Twitter Check Out the New Book and More! Merch Time: Keep Your Business the Way You Like It! We’re on Stitcher, Too There’s a Subreddit! Check Out Songs from the Musical and More on SoundCloud Catch up on Meanwhile in the Cave of Time, if You So Desire Illustration by Matt

This week, Chris loses faith, Matt goes viral on ClipClop, and you must remain wary of the wild flap! [Sorry if you tried to listen previously and the audio was bonkers. It’s now fixed!] https://archive.org/download/323-final-2/323%20final2.mp3 Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Actual National Park or Compli and Concri National Park, CYOB returns to bring you the worst in interactive fiction-themed adult beverages, and why do these dang helicopters keep crashing?! Flame of the King Kaijuby Chris Pour spicy ginger beer into a glass with ice Add jalapeno brine (to taste) Garnish with entire energy bar (do not let energy bar touch drink) To make it an adult beverage, find a cheap booze that burns the throat and add to drink (to taste) Gab’s Famous Grand Canyon Cafe Flying Saucer Coffee Buzzerby Matt Pour coffee from this morning into a glass with ice. Fill halfway. Fill remaining glass space with BuzzBall flavor of your choice. That’s it. Matt had Berry Cherry Limeade and does not recommend that combo. Discord is so Hot Right Now Listen on Apple Podcasts Doing the Bluesky Thing Watch the YouTubes! We’re Still on Twitter Check Out the New Book and More! Merch Time: Keep Your Business the Way You Like It! We’re on Stitcher, Too There’s a Subreddit! Check Out Songs from the Musical and More on SoundCloud Catch up on Meanwhile in the Cave of Time, if You So Desire Illustration by Matt

This week, Chris gets fired, Matt meets the president, and someone has a major breakthrough! It’s 100% chuckles and winks! https://finishitpod.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/05/322-final.mp3 Also, Chris challenges Matt to a User-generated round of Real Movie Title or Fake Movie Title That Matt and Chris Made Up On the Podcast (thanks, Drew!), Matt gets everyone Thinking Outside of the Box about Mother’s Day presents, and BEWARE THE MIGHTY RHINOSAURUS! Oh hey, want to send us a letter? We have a lil mailbox now! And here’s the address! Matt Yule3439 SE Hawthorne Blvd. #619Portland, OR 97214 Discord is so Hot Right Now Listen on Apple Podcasts Doing the Bluesky Thing Watch the YouTubes! We’re Still on Twitter Check Out the New Book and More! Merch Time: Keep Your Business the Way You Like It! We’re on Stitcher, Too There’s a Subreddit! Check Out Songs from the Musical and More on SoundCloud Catch up on Meanwhile in the Cave of Time, if You So Desire Illustration by Matt

This week, Matt gets called an idiot to his face over and over and rightfully so, Chris does a boo boo on his first day on the job, and the brothers do math in real time and hoo boy it ain’t pretty! https://archive.org/download/321-final/321%20final.mp3 Also—in honor of next week’s 7th anniversary of this podcast—Matt challenges Chris to a User-generated round of What Year Was This Episode? (thank you, Common!), Chris drops the new segment/quiz/wildcard combo You Have To Solve My Riddles Three (or Four or Five or Six), and now that Chris is healthy we’ll let you know plans for the rescheduled Sad Pizza Party as soon as we can! Discord is so Hot Right Now Listen on Apple Podcasts Doing the Bluesky Thing Watch the YouTubes! We’re Still on Twitter Check Out the New Book and More! Merch Time: Keep Your Business the Way You Like It! We’re on Stitcher, Too There’s a Subreddit! Check Out Songs from the Musical and More on SoundCloud Catch up on Meanwhile in the Cave of Time, if You So Desire Illustration by Matt

This week, Chris goes full clean slate! Matt gets an ending so bleak he is compelled to apologize! John Muir was eaten by the monsters he loved! https://archive.org/download/320-final/320%20final.mp3 Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of Interactive Fiction or Pinball courtesy of Super User Hieronymus Peppo (thank you!), the guys play Which Kaiju Are You to find their monster personality matches, and SOMEONE has big fairy garden energy! And don’t forget to join the guys for a Livestreamin’ good time Friday, April 25 at 7pm PT on the YouTube as they do a Sad Pizza Party! Drop your q’s, requests and anything else in the discord! See you then (unless you have plans, in which case, have a lovely evening)! Discord is so Hot Right Now Listen on Apple Podcasts Doing the Bluesky Thing Watch the YouTubes! We’re Still on Twitter Check Out the New Book and More! Merch Time: Keep Your Business the Way You Like It! We’re on Stitcher, Too There’s a Subreddit! Check Out Songs from the Musical and More on SoundCloud Catch up on Meanwhile in the Cave of Time, if You So Desire Illustration by Matt

This week, Chris joins the wild rumpus! Matt retires happily after 40 mostly good years! The Sad Pizza Party livestream has an actual date! Send us your impression and physical challenge requests! Please be gentle! https://archive.org/download/319-final/319%20final.mp3 Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Interactive Fiction or Song by Blue Öyster Cult Who is the Band That Did That Song Godzilla in Guitar Hero, the Ad Boys do their thing for the National Park Monster Ranger Service, and Matt lets pandas take the wheel! ALERT! Join us for a Livestreamin’ good time Friday, April 25 (in the year 2025 because I am probably not going to ever update this post) at 7pm PT on the YouTube as we do a Sad Pizza Party! Send us all the q’s you need a’s for! Or requests for impressions! Or ideas for toppings we should hide under each others’ cheeses! Stream Pandas Discord is so Hot Right Now Listen on Apple Podcasts Doing the Bluesky Thing Watch the YouTubes! We’re Still on Twitter Check Out the New Book and More! Merch Time: Keep Your Business the Way You Like It! We’re on Stitcher, Too There’s a Subreddit! Check Out Songs from the Musical and More on SoundCloud Catch up on Meanwhile in the Cave of Time, if You So Desire Illustration by Matt

This week, Chris becomes a real heartbreaker, Matt learns all about monsters all over the world, and Chris forms an unexpected bond! Anything is possible with raw chicken! https://archive.org/download/318-final/318%20final.mp3 Also, Chris challenges Matt to a brutal round of the User-generated Preposition Recall Quiz (thank you Sarah W), SOMEONE gets a very happy birthday present (it’s Chris), and the guys make a thrilling sad pizza party announcement! Discord is so Hot Right Now Listen on Apple Podcasts Doing the Bluesky Thing We’re Still on Twitter Check Out the New Book and More! Merch Time: Keep Your Business the Way You Like It! We’re on Stitcher, Too There’s a Subreddit! Check Out Songs from the Musical and More on SoundCloud Look at More Dumb Stuff on Our YouTube Catch up on Meanwhile in the Cave of Time, if You So Desire Illustration by Matt

This week, Matt meets a taller, better-looking version of himself! Chris is thoroughly humiliated! The podcast gets an official mascot! This week’s Wild Card is delightfully cruel! https://archive.org/download/317-bounce/317%20bounce.mp3 Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of the User-generated Interactive Fiction for Young Readers or Episode of The Godzilla Power Hour Quiz (thanks, Ty!), Chris presents the new segment Let’s Roll a Monster (pdf is below!), plans are in the works for some Deep Dish Dungeon Pepperoni Punishment, and from here on out all chrissions are mandatory! Lets Roll a Monster – Sheet1Download Discord is so Hot Right Now Listen on Apple Podcasts Doing the Bluesky Thing We’re Still on Twitter Check Out the New Book and More! Merch Time: Keep Your Business the Way You Like It! We’re on Stitcher, Too There’s a Subreddit! Check Out Songs from the Musical and More on SoundCloud Look at More Dumb Stuff on Our YouTube Catch up on Meanwhile in the Cave of Time, if You So Desire Illustration by Matt

O yay o yay o yay! It’s Fey Day! Or at least it was a few days ago! Let’s all go rescue a princess! This week, Chris cowers in a cleaning closet! So does Matt! How much of exactly the same thing do they do? Bet you can guess! Also, Matt challenges Chris to take a “What Type of Fae are You” quiz, Chris makes Matt do a Fey Day Surprise Karaoke AGAIN, and there’s only two endings left! Will they finish the book? You probably already know the answer to that! https://archive.org/download/316-final/316%20final.mp3 The Fairy Kidnap, Week 1! The Fairy Kidnap, Week 2! The Fairy Kidnap, Week 3! Discord is so Hot Right Now Listen on Apple Podcasts We’re Still on Twitter Merch Time: Keep Your Business the Way You Like It! We’re on Stitcher, Too There’s a Subreddit! Check Out Songs from the Musical and More on SoundCloud Look at More Dumb Stuff on Our YouTube Catch up on Meanwhile in the Cave of Time, if You So Desire Illustrations by Ron Wing

This week, Chris witnesses something never before seen by human eyes, and Matt gets some good ol’ fashioned satire. Also, Earth explodes! https://archive.org/download/315_20250307/315.mp3 Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of Interactive Fiction or Monster Truck (thanks, Adam!), Matt Arts the Book, and there’s an awful lot of ice cream and peanut butter talk! Crunches are good! Chris is wrong! Discord is so Hot Right Now Listen on Apple Podcasts Doing the Bluesky Thing We’re Still on Twitter Check Out the New Book and More! Merch Time: Keep Your Business the Way You Like It! We’re on Stitcher, Too There’s a Subreddit! Check Out Songs from the Musical and More on SoundCloud Look at More Dumb Stuff on Our YouTube Catch up on Meanwhile in the Cave of Time, if You So Desire Illustration by Matt

This week, Chris unleashes an unstoppable army that spells doom for humankind! Twice! Matt stabs an old friend in the eye! And it’s a totally “live” call-in “show”! https://archive.org/download/314-bounce/314%20bounce.mp3 Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of the One Word Switch Quiz: Monster Edition, it’s totally the Pi episode (because of the episode number isn’t that fun?!), an honorment is bestowed, and the guys finally get asked who they would be in the Star Wars universe and they nearly fall apart! Discord is so Hot Right Now Listen on Apple Podcasts Doing the Bluesky Thing We’re Still on Twitter Check Out the New Book and More! Merch Time: Keep Your Business the Way You Like It! We’re on Stitcher, Too There’s a Subreddit! Check Out Songs from the Musical and More on SoundCloud Look at More Dumb Stuff on Our YouTube Catch up on Meanwhile in the Cave of Time, if You So Desire Illustration by Matt

It’s the final week of Wild Card reversies and Matt pulled a doozy! Chris saves a deer! Monsters can be friends! There’s singing but please manage your expectations! https://archive.org/download/313-final/313%20final.mp3 Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of the First Sentence Quiz: Musical Edition (thanks, Shrimp Dignity!), Matt tests Chris’ brain reflexes with some Nerd Association, and there is definitely some musical in here but be warned – it is not impressive! Discord is so Hot Right Now Listen on Apple Podcasts Doing the Bluesky Thing We’re Still on Twitter Check Out the New Book and More! Merch Time: Keep Your Business the Way You Like It! We’re on Stitcher, Too There’s a Subreddit! Check Out Songs from the Musical and More on SoundCloud Look at More Dumb Stuff on Our YouTube Catch up on Meanwhile in the Cave of Time, if You So Desire Illustration by Matt

Chris finds himself in yet another How to Train a Dragon remake, Matt learns that doing the right thing is for “suckers,” and it’s Lovey-Dovey day but we don’t lean super hard into it but the quiz is kind of lovey-dovey so happy day if you’re into it! https://archive.org/download/312-bounce/312%20bounce.mp3 Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Interactive Fiction or Potentially Problematic Valentine’s Day Gift, Chris drops a gnarly Finish It! Finds It so you never have to try a Taco Bell Dirty Baja Blast, and the infusiasm is so thick you can practically taste it! Discord is so Hot Right Now Listen on Apple Podcasts Doing the Bluesky Thing We’re Still on Twitter Check Out the New Book and More! Merch Time: Keep Your Business the Way You Like It! We’re on Stitcher, Too There’s a Subreddit! Check Out Songs from the Musical and More on SoundCloud Look at More Dumb Stuff on Our YouTube Catch up on Meanwhile in the Cave of Time, if You So Desire Illustration by Matt