Choosemas IV: Krampus Q&A

Krampus has returned with Q’s for all your burning A’s! And the brothers have Q’s, too! Why are there children in that giant pumpkin? What do robot cats have to do with Yetis? Is that a unicorn? Also, Matt is still a turd brother, Chris takes on yet another Holiday Surprise Caroloke challenge, Matt must pass Chris’ Quote From This Book or Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol quiz, Krampus’ hosts a super spreader event, and HAPPY HOLIDAYS BE SAFE WE LOVE YOU! https://archive.org/download/187-final/187%20final.mp3 O, Krampus Beast (traditional) On Krampus Days, these Krampus DaysWe celebrate Your gloryLord Krampus Beast, great Krampus Beast,We hail your gory storyYour sulphur stench withers our youth,Your seven tongues can taste our truthYour visage at my windowsill;I close my eyes yet see you stillOn Krampus Days, these Krampus DaysWe worship Your true PowerOn Krampus Days we offer YouOur sanity to devourYour poison crown of dripping hornsWill rid us of our human formsOh Krampus Thing, Great Krampus ThingYou are the One True Winter King Here’s Your Krampus Carol You Monsters Buy All of Your Holiday Gifts from Us! Why Not? Listen on Apple Podcasts We’re on Stitcher, Too Twitter with Us Check Out Songs from the Musical and More on SoundCloud Catch up on Meanwhile in the Cave of Time, if You So Desire Look at More Dumb Stuff on Our YouTube Original illustrations by Laurence Peguy.