Choosemas VI: Krampus.biz

Matt becomes famous! Chris tells history’s most ridiculous lie! Both bros save the day with secret messages only Carlos can understand! It’s another trip to Yeti Town for another holiday season, and you better believe Krampus has a new challenge for the dudes! Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of Interactive Fiction or Present He Got Matt for Xmas, K.I. just does jazz improvisation now, and Krampus has a big presentation to give the board and nothing to show! It’s a CHOOSEMAS EMERGENCY! https://archive.org/download/270_20231225/270.mp3 O, Krampus Beast On Krampus Days, these Krampus DaysWe celebrate Your gloryLord Krampus Beast, great Krampus Beast,We hail your gory storyYour sulphur stench withers our youth,Your seven tongues can taste our truthYour visage at my windowsill;I close my eyes yet see you stillOn Krampus Days, these Krampus DaysWe worship Your true PowerOn Krampus Days we offer YouOur sanity to devourYour poison crown of dripping hornsWill rid us of our human formsOh Krampus Thing, Great Krampus ThingYou are the One True Winter King Listen on Apple Podcasts Discord is so Hot Right Now Say Stuff to Us on Twitter Merch Time: Keep Your Business the Way You Like It! We’re on Stitcher, Too There’s a Subreddit! Look at More Dumb Stuff on Our YouTube Catch up on Meanwhile in the Cave of Time, if You So Desire Illustrations by Laurence Peguy