Choosemas VII: The Boys in the Soup

Krampus is back and he’s got a song in his “heart”! The guys read a new wintery book by “special request”! Everyone’s all “Daryl in the Halls and John in the Oates”! It’s a “gnarly” Choosemastime! Also, someone is a sweety widdle kitty cat, Chris foists a Surprise Holiday Caroloke on Matt, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Interactive Fiction or Scary Place Krampus Said He Would Drag Turd Brother To While He Was Asleep and He Would Wake Up There and Be So Scared, and our older friend Dan gets help with a move – NOT! https://finishitpod.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/12/308-final.mp3 O, Krampus Beast On Krampus Days, these Krampus DaysWe celebrate Your gloryLord Krampus Beast, great Krampus Beast,We hail your gory storyYour sulphur stench withers our youth,Your seven tongues can taste our truthYour visage at my windowsill;I close my eyes yet see you stillOn Krampus Days, these Krampus DaysWe worship Your true PowerOn Krampus Days we offer YouOur sanity to devourYour poison crown of dripping hornsWill rid us of our human formsOh Krampus Thing, Great Krampus ThingYou are the One True Winter King Listen on Apple Podcasts Discord is so Hot Right Now Say Stuff to Us on Twitter Merch Time: Keep Your Business the Way You Like It! We’re on Stitcher, Too There’s a Subreddit! Look at More Dumb Stuff on Our YouTube Catch up on Meanwhile in the Cave of Time, if You So Desire Illustration by Tom La Padula