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I don't know if I know the difference between Chorday and like doing errands and I had a very funny observation about how hard that word is to say and the rest of the history. We can't do running errands again for now a third time. Honestly, you can't do it. When I sleep, I mean to me.
What I mean by Chorday is you have a free day, right? It could be a weekend. It's something I want to talk about. A weekend, it could be a day you have off for whatever other reason.
And you say, I'm going to use this day to knock out a bunch of shit I've been putting off. So like, okay, I have to go to the DMV and the DMV appointment I need to have only happens on the weekdays and I have this. So you're describing a bad day? This is a reverse.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, it is a bad day. Yeah, correct. Like it's not fun.
Yeah, of course, it's a word chores in it, bruv. Of course, it's not a good day. Interesting. And do you know, do you know, do you have a little bit of a picture of what I'm talking about?
Like when you just have like five errands to run, you're like, okay, fuck it. I'm going to do it all today. Yeah, but see, that's errands to me and not chores. Chores to me is like around the house.
Okay, but I think that's the thing is a Chorday can also be around the house. So to me, a prime example, maybe our favorite example of a Chorday is like spring cleaning, right? Where it's around the house, it's a chore, not an errand. But that's your whole day.
It's not like doing the dishes. Like spring cleaning is like, you're going to do all the laundry, you're going to do all the dishes, you're going to clean up the closet, you're going to sweep, you're going to mop your going to dust, you're going to do all that shit because it's time to spring clean because your house is a little filthy awful. So that to me is a chore day. I never done that in my life.
That's because you're dirty, dude, you're filthy and dirty. Yes, it's fine. Come to the dirt, bro. Hold yourself out here in the dirt.
In the first five minutes, I knew when you asked what a chore day was, I was like this little degenerate. He's never cleaned a shower in his life. He's fucking, the shower showers clean me. Yeah, that's I actually agree with you on that one, unfortunately.
So here's, so here's, let's start with the easy one, which is the chores, right? I have three, I have three potential categories. I want to just lay out there since you don't have like a great idea of like looks so stupid to me that it's called short a and the first category is chore. Okay, okay, wait for the second category because it's day.
Oh my god. This is a fucking classic McGrath special right here. Yeah, you better believe it, baby. And then I have a third, wait, I have a third category I want to set up for you.
Special little treat because it's funny. Yeah, good. You do a chore day or an errand day and there's no little treat incentive at the end of the day, you're fucking psychopath. Yeah, you have to, you have to set yourself like, I'm gonna, okay, the last thing I'm gonna do is go pay rent because the ice cream shop is where I go.
Then how about this? Very not quite little treat. Accomplishment. Oh my god, right?
Like you did the job that dude. I'm gonna cross the last thing off my toe. It's very not quite lit. When we say a chore is very quite lit, we explain that to me.
Like it's the least, it's the least shitty and in fact maybe even fun. Okay, so yeah, so for me, laundry is the best chore. And I'll tell you why, okay, one, we have laundry in our house, like laundry machines in our house. So like, yeah, I don't have to go to a funny, yeah, dude, because we're rich now, baby.
I like, I like laundry because one, while you're folding it and doing it, you can watch TV, you can listen to a podcast, like there's a lot of things you could do while you're doing it. And two, and I think this goes for all chores around the house, you immediately feel the benefit. As opposed to like doing your taxes, which is like, I don't throw a bit. Jesus Christ, very not quite lit.
Taxes. Yeah, taxes sucks. And that's a classic tour day thing, right? Where it's like, well, I have to go to H&R block and it's for sure not gonna take me less than three hours.
Did you ever, I mean, you've used laundromats before, right? Sure. You're, you're, you're, you're not, you're that, you're man of the people at least sometimes. So I've used laundromats and then when I was in New York, I got very addicted to drop off laundry, which is a fucking fine delicacy.
The hell is that? Oh, you just drop, you drop it off and they say, that'll be 25 bucks. And I say, Oh, bro, they're sniffing your unease. They're sniffing sniffing them.
They could lick them, they could put them in their mouth and chow. They cannot. They cannot care, dude. They throw their sniff in them and they're licking them afterwards.
No, I don't give a shit. They got to get their little stink in there. I thought out of your mind? No, no, no.
I thought that when I first got there and fucking free, I would not do it. They could jump into my door and do a fucking way. I had the same food as my laundry. It's my laundry.
I had the same prudass mentality. And then I finally was like, one time I had to do it. I never wanted to go back. They folded off for you.
They pack it back into your bag. Oh, it's a dream. No way. But can we agree that laundry sucks, obviously.
Wait, is laundry three? No, I can't give it a three. It's a two because there's some of it's good. Smells good.
You know, putting it, taking it from the machine into the dryer sucks, inarguably. Fair. Yeah, unpleasant. And folding it is terrible.
Yes, but think about the other things that we're going to talk about. Like, I don't hire a little private sniffer to fold my laundry for me. You are such a fucking prude. Yeah, try to fucking lick your undies.
No, I will not. I will not. Come on. It's the price you pay to live a lavish lifestyle.
Go ahead. Okay, we're going to put laundry tentatively at two. But I think as we get through this list, you're going to see that it's actually a three because folding is so much. I mean, think about like, it's only one level better than taxes.
You fucking kidding me? But we'll keep you. It's just too much. There's too much.
There's too much bad. But let me give you my three vacuuming. See that. I love that.
It's fun. I like it's I like it's fun. You like it. We have one of them little robots that do it.
Oh, you got us. You got a robot. See, I'm interested. But those things are so much more expensive than I think they should be.
Yeah, bro. Can I tell you? Let me give you a little everyone. Here's my one.
I looked about one. Sounds like what is it? 50 bucks? Yeah, you'd think three hundred for like the off brand one.
And let me give you everyone my little. This is my my CNET Jesse McGrath insider review. It's not worth it. That's my insider review.
That's all I've ever, ever heard. Yeah, it was it was a gift. So for us it was worth it because we didn't pay shit. Oh, that's actually tight.
That's the ideal circuit. So what about I guess it's not a bonus point. You know, but like imagine if you have a cool ass vacuum, like you don't want to sick fucking Dyson. I know I would assume right.
He went on to create a vacuum empire. This is so incredibly boring. This is like the most we're turning 33 this year conversation we could have. But like talking about the sickest vacuums.
Well, but like bro, your comment about the the robot vacuums goes across the vacuum spectrum. Like those those Dyson ones are like fucking 700 dollars. Like, oh, I know they're not like you better fucking you better suck the fucking paint off the walls if you're gonna see the fucking like commercials. They're always in this futuristic like ex-mothant.
Yes, this vacuum can suck up a bowling ball in a matter of seconds. Give me that shit. I was stuck up every bowling ball. I think a fucking weapon dude.
Are you kidding me? I want to use it like if I need a book from the bookshelf, I'm gonna put my hand out like a fucking Jedi. Just grab the book from across the room. I'm afraid my dang dog might get sucked all the way up in and into the tank.
Adapt that Dyson into a fucking Tony Stark outfit. Put that in the middle of me. That's I'm a superhero now. Yeah, you got to wear the little bracelet that Tony wears and then you could just kind of like put your arms down and it slaps into your Dyson vacuum.
Yes. Sick. Okay, so vacuum is a three. I'll give you that.
That was not bad. I have another possible three maybe two. Where do we put grocery shopping? I love it.
It's a three. Yeah, because you get I don't go on when you when it's time to leave checking out his horrible driving home is horrible. It is and unloading is also horrible and and oh putting the groceries away. No, it's not a three.
It can't be too many bad things. Well and here's my thing. I am I do not like to go grocery shopping with any other person. It's a it needs to be a wholly personal experience for me.
Bro, I think this yeah, I highly agree. I cannot stand it. I can't work at the same pace as anyone else. So okay, very quite late.
It is a sick day. I'm sick, but it's nothing that I can't do. It's it's go to post office, right? Okay, so you mean a literal sick day.
Like you're actually physically sick. Yeah, so this doesn't feel like a wasted day. Okay, it feels like a bonus day, but it depends on like if the chore I feel like all chores I'd something I could do sick. I'm talking about like the common cold, not Rony virus.
Yeah, of course, of course. Yeah. Yeah, I have coronavirus. I'm gonna go grocery shopping and I'm gonna hit a bunch of stores.
So okay, so I agree. Can I put a number for a two sick in quotes day? Like you because I've no no is it a one? Yeah, because that's my day.
That's my special day, bro. Yeah, I hate it. I definitely had to do it before though, where it's like I like that sucks. That's a waste of your special six day.
How about this? You're ready for this. I already have one scheduled. It's not quite a short day.
It's just one chore. Oh, that sucks. I'm taking our birthday off to go to the DMV in that. Oh, the only worst thing I could think of that is the time that on our birthday we had to wake up early after a heavy night of drinking so I could walk into a 7-Eleven order everything in the hot counter and then I'll say, Clemente.
Yeah, and then you and then I force you to order a freedom pie and then you didn't even put on the dang list. I tried. I will not get into this again. Okay, DMV got to be a one, right?
Yeah, I mean, in any, there's no world where it's ever anything about this. I mean, the sick thing about the DMV that this specific trip to the DMV is that I'm going to get I'm going to take the road test for my motorcycle license. So like, that's my special little treat at the end is like if I pass the test, but oh my god, if I fail, now I've gone to the DMV and failed the test of the same day and that day is also my birthday. My very pretty good is a state or federal holiday.
So like it's Martin Luther King day. I can't do chores that day. There's no everything's closed. Well, but if you're chores, it depends on the chores, right?
Like if you are going grocery shopping doing laundry, vacuuming, and you know, doing the dishes, you're sprinkling, cleaning that type of shit. You can have your home, your home base. That's a that's a fucking waste. It is, but I think it's I think it's a I think it's a too because you still had the other days and maybe it's not even it's true.
It's this is looming over you. You got your weekend and now you got a bonus day. Yeah, and this could be any of the three days of a three day weekend. Maybe I'll just say three day weekend because like, yeah, maybe I'll knock it out on Saturday and that sucks because it's on Saturday, but I still have Sunday and Monday, baby.
Like we're still we still got plenty of weekend left to ride. Yeah. Look at these fucking little nerds who love to vacuum this looking at this brewery. Do you got any other very quiet chores?
Well, I try to put laundry in there. You just some bitch. What? I tried to put laundry in there.
You bastard. It's too many bad things about it. I got a I got one that I think is a two but we'll see what you say. Go on.
Do you ever just have to make a call? Oh my god, two. I hate I hate talking on the phone. It's a wonder we can get through this podcast.
But but the reason I like to make a call, what kind of call do you have to make like family? Okay. No, no, no, no, that that is a tough one. And I that's even dangerous calling that.
You got to call Nordstrom. They fucked up my credit card. That type of thing. Yeah.
So like I recently had to get on like a customer service call basically and that sucks. But again, it's like, okay, well, the waiting music song so I can walk around and I could do, you know, I could play video games or full laundry. Oh, tell their asses to get on the new shit, which is we'll call you back when your queue is done. I do love a call back.
They're quite lit. This new system that a lot of places have. Yeah, we'll give it a bonus point. Call back.
Yeah. I don't like a call at all. That's not a two for me. So you're putting it in the same bracket as like DMV.
I just think it's great to do it like in your underoos, you know, I go to DMV and I just want to want to you can and they'll arrest you. I understand if you don't agree, but I do think that taking out the trash is very pretty good. It's fine. It's so I mean, it's so in the same way that like laundry.
What if you've got like a bunch of loads? So let me tell you how stupid the fucking trash situation is in this complex I live in. We have we have a valet trash, which is in theory, very nice. You put your trash can out, they say between seven and nine PM.
I will tell you if I ever put it out after 705, I have not gotten the chance to get my trash taken out. You have to seal all trash into a little bag that fits inside your trash can. The lid cannot be open at all, but it has to be able to fully close and they'll take out your recycling for you if you put it in a blue trash bag. But you cannot access any other sort of recycling here.
The only way you can dispose of your recycling if you want to actually recycle is to put it in the valley hours and they also do not operate Friday and Saturday night. Jesus Christ, dude. I just put to merits, trash rules is a huge demerit. But I do like the feeling of like kind of like a all the trash is gone now.
Yeah, I love I love to get the trash in and out, baby. I my ideal world is like an Amazon package comes. I break that box down. It's gone.
Yo, breaking the box down is pretty satisfying. Oh, I'm I'm I'll fit so many fucking boxes into my tiny little recycling bag. I have no problem. You know what I did because the holiday season brings lots of waste.
What I did for the first time in a very long time. You ever fucking you ever have to well, I guess not in your current situation. Obviously, but like what I had to do recently, dude. You ever have to pop your worst tennis shoes on and just like fucking smash the trash down dude.
Stand on top of it. I love it. I love it. Yeah, it's pretty good.
It's a thrill. Is that okay? This is insane. But is that a special little treat?
Yeah, it is. It is. I think it's a two very pretty good special little treat. Absolutely.
I think that a situations where you are allowed to climb on something as an adult and it is the best course of action. Oh man. For example, in a U-Haul. A lot of climbing can be involved.
Oh my God. I love those moments. But dude, moving or helping a friend move as your chore day, it's no good for me. It's horrible.
I mean, yeah, I have famously had the worst move of my life. Yeah. I actually don't super mind helping a friend move if that friend is not a piece of shit. We've talked about this before.
You buy lunch. You buy lunch. Yeah, you got to have a treat. At the end of the day, some beers.
It's mandatory. Yeah. In fact, that might be a very quite lit special little treat. Like end of day.
Interesting. Interesting. Interesting that your day could be not your chores. I think that's, honestly, that's a bonus point because at the end of the day, you could be a shitty friend.
You could be like, oh, I got to go. Sorry. I got to roll. Thanks so much guys.
We got one on the road. It's not your problem. Yeah. I did think of another reason laundry sucks, by the way.
Go on. Your bed laundry sheets. It's a house. That one does think I do hate that.
Putting the fitted sheet back on is no picnic, especially if you're like me who never learned that you shouldn't have your bed in the corner of the room. Oh man. Yeah. That's I've moved past those days long ago.
This is my first time centering it. It's so much better, dude. It's so much better. Well, there's two people here now.
It makes a lot more sense. Oh, I got one. And I think it's a two reorganizing furniture. What do you think about that?
I love it. Is it a three? Can we get it a three? To me.
Yeah. So having, I lived in the same house for six years in two rooms in all the six years, one room for one and then another for five. I reorganized it all the time. And it is a thrill, especially if you're going to commit to it.
You cannot be like at 6 p.m. Should I? No, no, no, no, no. That's a you start in the morning.
That's an all day project. It's yeah. Yeah. We would do that college.
Yeah. It is great. It's a it's a freeing feeling. I love it.
Have I told you just one word, a little tip it on laundry. Do you know my laundry song that I sing? I do not. What do you sing it now?
It's uh, I fold my laundry on the bed. And this song is uh, to the tune of zombie by I believe the cranberries. And it goes on my bed. On my bed.
Laundry laundry laundry. Yeah. You just hit that on loop for fuck yeah. Come on.
I'm putting that as a bonus point. No, that's not a bonus point, but it is a special little treat. Ooh, a laundry song. That's just like a little thing for you.
Like a little little way for you to make it through this. Yeah. Correct. Yeah.
Um, it's certainly not a bonus point. Fine. I think it's a bonus point every day. It's a special little treat.
Now, bro, let's talk. Let's talk special little treat. We haven't gotten into it yet. I mean, to me, the first thing that comes to mind is ice cream.
Dude, I was thinking the same thing. Yeah, Fango. There he is. There he is.
It's gotta be ice cream is a very quiet little treat. That's, I'm gonna have some fucking ice cream. Yeah. And we've talked in private and I believe on this podcast about how ice cream and milkshakes, all that shit really ruins our insides at this point.
Like, we'll if not kept in check, we'll give us a tummy trouble. No, I can I can holler at some ice cream. We've as we've said many times milkshakes are a young man's game, but yeah, it's at that point. It's like, great.
I'm that's totally fine because I've earned it today, baby. I did the laundry. I think like big fat. So treat is also something that might be that might be very pretty good because it's it comes out of charge.
That's fair. Like I had a a calzone this year. Yeah, it's still feeling it or what? Yeah.
You know what I have I have seen. I spotted one the other day one. Sinoban dirty boy. Yeah, it's been a long time.
Probably not long enough, but I'm considering. Yeah, that's that's the old mean it is a heat check in all manners of absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely.
Can I does daddy still got it or does he not? And I think it's so likely that he do not not got it. He's not not it. It's not it.
It's not gonna fly, but I love the I mean, you have to try school. I would eat two sinibans. No problem. Yeah.
Yeah. I need to leave a sentence. You'd eat the one and you'd be like, God damn, is that it? Oh, God.
Are you not impressed? Another Jesus. Okay. What else we got is for special little wait, hold on.
Well, you just brought something to my attention that should go in chores and I think it's a one but maybe it's a two going to the mall, dude. I hate. I hate the mall. Yeah.
The mall is malls. Give me anxiety. True. Yeah.
It stinks. But the mall is also a great place to give yourself a special little treat. So is it? Yeah, because what you're gonna pop into banana republic and get yourself a little polo or what?
I mean, truly like, yeah, maybe like I think it's not a good special little treat for tour day. I think a two for special little treat is a little retail therapy. So you you you finish up your chore. Yeah.
Oh, you know what? Pop my fucking game stop and see what they got going over there or like, you know, Oh, what is that a Lego store or like, maybe go to big retail guy. I don't really buy a lot of shit. I just buy food and alcohol.
Like that's what I spend 90% of my money on. Yeah, but you never you never I don't know this way. A little yeah, I guess you're right. I for me, a little treat is like I'll go into gap and be like, you know what?
Daddy needs a new jacket. Let me get a new I did a whole good I did a very good boy today with all my chores. So yeah, I'll spend 80 bucks on this jacket. Yeah, you know, I don't think I've been in a mall since maybe like 2019.
Damn boy. I I never like them. I hate them in fact sure. I avoided them at all costs.
Unfortunately, I live very close to one the Glendale gallery. I may at raw in piss. I tried to avoid that place a lot. So it's been a long time since I've been in a mall.
Yeah. Well, I'm gonna put retail therapy at two because I think it can be to me the mall treat is food court. Sure. But yeah, but that's but this is this is pre-roney virus.
I'm gonna be afraid to eat a mall food court. Right. Well, the other in college, I you know, we ran through that pandemic. So you know, we ran through that fucking California Chris.
Unfortunately, like I'm I'm about to because of its treat potential. I'm about to bump all the way to because the other thing is like a lot times mall got the movie theater too. And that's a nice little special treat. Yeah, that is treat potential.
I do agree is so high that it all belongs in. Yeah. And think about like outside the mall like Stonestown, right? Like even though like the all of garden that's that's ideal.
It's not over to chef in the mall. Oh, yeah. Get into Chevy's get into a fucking 40 gallon mark. They got their get a hat dude.
Call it fucking macaroni, baby. Yeah. So I think the mall is a two because of the high treat potential. Would you ever pop?
You know, we'll be a hollary where do you put this? Special little treat. You go into that store in the mall like a collectible store and you get yourself a big stone wizard. Yeah, sure.
I mean, I think that goes into retail therapy, but I don't disagree with you at all. Or like get some stupid. Yeah, sometimes they got a sometimes they got like in the mall, they got those like sword shops. Dude, maybe you go and you're like, yeah, I'm gonna get a butterfly knife.
Why not? Mm hmm. Yeah. I'm a nice guy now.
They really sell butterfly knives at mall. I did all my chores. And now I'm a sword guy. I took out the trash.
Now I think I'll begin my training from Assassin's. Yeah. Oh, okay. So it's weird.
I bought a battle axe. Maybe you missed when I broke down all the boxes. Oh, bro, very quite lit. Split him up.
I'm gonna hit this one. You hit that one. Oh, okay. If you if you live with a partner, like we like, oh, they only got especially if you need to grocery shop and like, it's like, Oh, Trader Joe's doesn't have this one name brand product I love.
Okay. So then maybe we need another category. They strategy because I think there's a couple things we could put in there. Oh, no.
Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Strategy and split him up is a great one.
Divide and conquer. Well, I think something a lot of people do, including myself on a really particularly tough short day is make a list. But I think it's like a two or one. It feels okay, but it never really does what it's supposed to do.
Like make it to do list basically. Yeah, that's a very pretty good sometimes you get lost in checking your lists. Check them once, like Sandy Claus and then put them away. My problem is I don't check them at all.
I'll make the list and I'm like, nice. And then I get to the end of the day and I cross like one of the six things off the list and I'm like, Dang, I really got lost in the sauce today. Shoot. But yeah, make it to do list is just a two to me.
I'll give a one that happens a lot. It doesn't seem like a strategy, but I don't know where else to put it is put it off for the next short day. Yeah. I mean, that's a bad strategy.
I feel like I do that a lot. We're like, Oh my God, that was way that took way longer. I thought I was gonna take fuck. I'm not even the rest of this bullshit.
I got a I got a classic, a classic Jabu very pretty good for strategy. One. Drigas. Oh, yeah.
It is a classic. That is a wabu for sure. The old Jabu Drigas very pretty good. Yeah, it has to be.
Tails right in the middle of merely every day. Tails is oldest time. Yeah. Yeah.
All right. We have a couple more like basic chores we haven't really talked about. I know I really don't like doing the dishes. What, how do you feel about dishes?
Is this a dishwasher situation? I don't know. That's a dishwasher. Well, for me, we have a dishwasher.
We also have a bunch of stuff that's hand wash only, which feels like a cruel joke. Same. Everyone does. Right.
I mean, I hate, I hate doing the dishes. Can we give it a one, dude? I can't stand the shit. You know, some freaks Rick Shaw likes doing the dishes by hand.
He likes that shit. That fucking nasty freak. I had a, I had a very big car chore recently, where I had to take my car into the show. My car chores are one expensive, they're stressful.
No. Okay. All car things are one. Okay.
But so I have to, I have to pose you now with a thing that happened during my car chore that I do think fits somewhere into special little tree. I get to the place and it's in kind of a cool area of Berkeley. Like there's a lot of stuff around and I drop it off and I go, how long is it going to take? It should take about three hours and I had brought a book and there were several breweries around and there were several little coffee shops.
Yeah. You know, that's, that's a fat. So, I used to do this very thing quite frequently in Glendale, land of car dealerships, also land of the Americana where there was a Barnes and Noble. So I would drop the car, walk over to Barnes and Noble.
I would like many more than once I read a book. Yeah. That Barnes and Noble and I bought it. I doubt it.
But I don't think I bought the book. Okay. So I don't know that that bumps car chore from a one to a two because you're right. It's expensive, it's stressful.
Like it's such pain in the ass. The other fun thing. But that's such a silver lining. I love that.
Like, oh, I can't. I can't go anywhere. Right. I'm on foot right now and I got four hours to kill and they're shitting your buy.
I think that that is a good one. I think it's worthy of very pretty good. Okay. Well, I also want to squeeze that somewhere into a special little tree.
That's free time based on like you're, you're having fun and a car choreographer based free time. Uh huh. Uh huh. Uh huh.
I love that shit. I did so because I drop that it's money in the bank. You're doing something for you and you're doing something for the cosmos. You're doing your tasks.
Yeah. I texted Chelsea when I dropped it off. I said it's gonna be three hours. She's like, well, we want to pick you up.
And I was like, I don't want you to have to sit in traffic. But I had already, I should have brought two books and had already googled like a place to eat. When I lived in San Francisco, when I would get my oil changed, which would only take like an hour. It was it was in the sunset.
So there was always a goody. Like I could get some, some delicious meat and a mean food or I could go to a like a taste of coffee shop. I could go grab a beer ski. I bought my car.
I got it from a long beach dealership. So it's like, great. Now I'm gonna eat lunch and long beach today. I don't go to long beach that often.
Yeah. Some great Mexican food and long beach. I'm gonna hit up one of these spots. That's a little that's a little treat.
I'm here for my car. I did my job. Special little treat. And typically out of reach eatery.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm never I'm never in that neighborhood.
And I've been wanting to go to this place. Yeah. Perfect. Yes.
I that shit is good. I this isn't even out of reach for me. But there is on the other side of the island that I live on there, which is about a seven minute drive. I there's a excellent Italian deli.
They do like their own shout out to Dominico's Italian deli on in Alameda. And it is across the street from the office where I have to drop off my rent check. So once a month, that's a drop off a rent check. I know, dude, it's ridiculous.
I'm sorry. Yeah. I live in the book. Very not quite late.
Very not quite late. Sure. Are you shitting me? Drop off the rent check.
I had to do that in my own building. There was a box for it. No, dude. I have to drive to a place.
Oh my god. Yes. Drive. Yes.
Sucks dude sucks. But that's insane. Bro. It's 2022.
I know. I know. My blood boil. Yeah.
It's unbelievable. What about you have to get someone a gift? Yeah. I think that kind of fits in the mall.
But that's a that's a very specific chore. Yeah. I think it's a one or like a card. You know what I mean?
You got to go to CVS. Yeah. You're you're praying that you're also out of fucking ab bill at the same time. Bro, bonus bonus points when you get to knock out a bunch of shit at somewhere like CVS.
Yeah, I need to light bulbs. Yeah, I need a toilet paper. Yeah, I need like a bottle of bourbon. I'm gonna make some hot toddy's.
You know what I'm talking about? Yeah, I need the one-stop shop. Yeah. Laps at CVS is so.
Or even if you can nail it all in the same parking lot, right? Like, I know I need to go to Target. Oh my god. Yeah, that's incredible.
But like, but I'm gonna go to this Target, but it's a little bit further, but that's okay because the other you can nail the whole day's worth of shit in one. Oh my god. Yeah, that's unbelievable. That you are feeling like king of the fucking mountain.
If you can do that. Where's just nice dinner go for special little treat? I think it's very pretty good. I got a nice dinner.
I think it's a three because that means that maybe you made a reservation and you're I love to look forward to. You got to look forward to. I also want to put a takeout as a three for special little treat, right? Especially if you've been running around all day or delivery rather than takeout like plop it on the couch.
I'm trying to think I'm more okay. I have a couple. I have a couple more. Taking the dog to the groomer or doing a pet chore.
Like to the vet. I wouldn't know. Right. I'm a smart boy and I get to enjoy my friends pets about the responsibilities of caring for them.
No, no. I love this little tree stump. I have that waddles around the house all day. It's an excellent gift.
But I think I love him too and I love when I can see him and pet him and then not worry about his well-being at any point. Right. I think it's a two pet chores or two because it always feels good afterwards. Like yes, this thing can't tell me that it's in pain or that.
Is there anything good about a pet chore? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a dream. No, it sucks, right?