Chronically Chiron: The 2018–2020 Callback Nobody Asked For

Buckle up, because the cosmos is digging up your past, and she didn’t even bother to ask nicely. This week, Kupkake takes the wheel in What Planet is in the Microwave? to break down the current Chiron transit. Yes, the "Wounded Healer" is active, which means we’re all being forced to look at our deepest vulnerabilities. Even worse? It's dragging us back to the dumpster fire years of 2018–2020. We discuss what structures broke down back then and how to finally close the door on those exhausted old cycles.Next, in Two Girls, One Deck, Jenn grabs the cards to offer some actual triage for Kupkake’s astrological roast. We pull a four-card spread mapping out your journey from the 2018 roots of your trauma to the exact medicine you need to stop living in survival mode and step into your "upgraded self" era.Then, Kupkake steps back into the kitchen for Cabinet Conjuring, where she proves you don’t need a luxury crystal shop to manifest abundance—she's building a literal money bowl using random things she found laying around her house.Finally, we wrap up with Deck Around and Find Out, tackling a heavy listener question, who is at the end of maternity leave and facing a massive crossroads: go back to a soul-crushing corporate director job, or risk it all for a photography dream. If you’ve ever felt immense guilt for choosing yourself over a stable paycheck, this one is for you.P.S. Stick around, because we also dive into some wild paranormal activity that has been going down in Jenn's apartment lately—plus, we caught something genuinely freaky on Kupkake's camera toward the very end of the episode that you won't want to miss.If you loved this episode, please leave us a review and make sure you're following us on our socials! Did you try out the four-card spread at home? Drop into our DMs and tell us what your card pull revealed. OR, if you have your own creepy ghost stories, DM us your paranormal experiences and we just might read them on a future show!And as always... blame the deck, not the hosts. See you next week!