My Cards Told Me To

Stripping away the polite lies, purging the dead weight, and prepping for the upcoming New Moon with absolute authenticity.This week, we are stripping down—spiritually speaking, so please keep your clothes on. Kupkake kicks things off with a masterclass on authenticity, proving that leaning into your weirdest, truest self can have bizarrely lucrative payoffs. Case in point: a legendary woman from Australia who went on a Hinge date dressed full-on as the Lorax and somehow parlayed that chaotic energy into starting a literal real estate company. If she can find success speaking for the trees in a fuzzy orange mustache, you can survive talking about your feelings. To help you figure out if you're actually living your truth or just puttin' on a show, Kupkake drops a grounded journal and meditation exercise designed to catch you in your tracks and dial your alignment back in.Speaking of reality checks, Jenn brings the cosmic hammer down with a collective tarot reading called The "Cut the Bullshit" Spread (aka the Waning Crescent Cross). We are using the high-friction, truth-forcing energy of the Last Quarter Moon to aggressively compost our polite lies before next week’s New Moon clean slate arrives.Tune in as we call ourselves out on air, unmask our own coping mechanisms, and figure out what dead weight we need to drop so our actual intentions can breathe. It’s time to stop performing, embrace the friction, and find out what happens when you finally stop tolerating your own nonsense.(The Waning Crescent Cross Layout)"Consider this your cosmic permission slip to say, 'Yeah, I'm not doing this anymore.'"1. The Mask (What you're pretending is fine): Calling out the polite lies, the toxic coping mechanisms, and the specific brand of bullshit you’ve been tolerating just to keep the peace.2. The Core (The raw, unfiltered truth): Your authenticity under pressure. This is who you actually are and what you really feel when you stop performing or protecting your own ego.3. The Purge (What to leave at the Last Quarter Moon): The exact habit, relationship, thought pattern, or obligation that needs to be aggressively composted during this waning phase.4. The Clean Slate (The space you're opening up for the New Moon): The fertile, empty ground you are clearing out for next week so your authentic intentions can actually take root without being choked out by old drama.Did you try Kupkake’s authenticity exercise or lay out Jenn's "Cut the Bullshit" spread? Drop a comment on our Instagram or YouTube and share what the universe called you out on—we want to hear your takeaways!Follow Us on Socials:Instagram: ⁠@mycardstoldmeto⁠YouTube: ⁠My Cards Told Me To⁠Work with Jenn:1:1 Readings: Need a personalized reality check? Book a virtual 1:1 reading with Jenn.Learn Tarot: Ready to sling cards like a pro? Jenn’s virtual, 6-week beginner tarot course kicks off on August 5th!Book & Register: Grab your spot for a reading or the course at ⁠www.nickelcitymossandmoon.com⁠.Connect with Kupkake:Shop & Visit: Stop by and see what Kupkake is up to at ⁠www.125curiosity.com⁠.Live Shows: Catch her live and check out her latest treasures on Whatnot 125 Curiosity.See you next week! Remember...blame the deck, not the hosts!

Buckle up, because the cosmos is digging up your past, and she didn’t even bother to ask nicely. This week, Kupkake takes the wheel in What Planet is in the Microwave? to break down the current Chiron transit. Yes, the "Wounded Healer" is active, which means we’re all being forced to look at our deepest vulnerabilities. Even worse? It's dragging us back to the dumpster fire years of 2018–2020. We discuss what structures broke down back then and how to finally close the door on those exhausted old cycles.Next, in Two Girls, One Deck, Jenn grabs the cards to offer some actual triage for Kupkake’s astrological roast. We pull a four-card spread mapping out your journey from the 2018 roots of your trauma to the exact medicine you need to stop living in survival mode and step into your "upgraded self" era.Then, Kupkake steps back into the kitchen for Cabinet Conjuring, where she proves you don’t need a luxury crystal shop to manifest abundance—she's building a literal money bowl using random things she found laying around her house.Finally, we wrap up with Deck Around and Find Out, tackling a heavy listener question, who is at the end of maternity leave and facing a massive crossroads: go back to a soul-crushing corporate director job, or risk it all for a photography dream. If you’ve ever felt immense guilt for choosing yourself over a stable paycheck, this one is for you.P.S. Stick around, because we also dive into some wild paranormal activity that has been going down in Jenn's apartment lately—plus, we caught something genuinely freaky on Kupkake's camera toward the very end of the episode that you won't want to miss.If you loved this episode, please leave us a review and make sure you're following us on our socials! Did you try out the four-card spread at home? Drop into our DMs and tell us what your card pull revealed. OR, if you have your own creepy ghost stories, DM us your paranormal experiences and we just might read them on a future show!And as always... blame the deck, not the hosts. See you next week!

Mercury is officially back in its feels, which means the universe is about to force us all into the ultimate 'R-word' marathon: revising, rethinking, and resetting our entire lives. Fun, right?But instead of throwing a tantrum over missed emails, texts from your ex, or general cosmic chaos, we’re treating this retrograde like a mandatory pause button. Jenn pulls a custom tarot spread to see exactly where the universe is telling you to pump the brakes and course-correct. Once Jenn finishes setting us straight, Kupkake steps into the kitchen for another round of Cabinet Conjuring. She’s whipping up a sticky, sweet Honey Jar for Self-Love to help you actually tolerate—and maybe even romance—yourself while the planets act a fool.Grab your deck, grab your honey, and let’s figure out what the cards are forcing us to do now.Enjoying the cosmic chaos? Don't leave us hanging in retrograde limbo. Hit that follow button so you never miss an episode, and leave us a five-star review to let us know you love us (or to complain about what your cards told you to do). It helps other cosmic misfits find us!

Flip the script on how you look at growth. In this episode, we’re diving into the June New Moon in Gemini and why true manifestation requires you to believe in the vision before a single shred of evidence appears.We’re cutting through the noise to talk about the messy process of shedding old patterns, how to identify exactly where you’re keeping yourself stuck, and the practical ways to protect your peace during a major level-up.What’s on the table this week:Cabinet Conjuring: Kupkake is breaking down how to craft your own energetic shields—because upgrading your life means setting boundaries that actually stick.Two Girls, One Deck: Jenn is pulling cards for the collective, delivering the blunt, exact insights you need to hear right now to move past the stagnation.Deck Around and Find Out: We’re tackling another listener’s SOS, bringing some tough love and intuitive guidance to help you navigate your own messy transitions.Manifesting isn’t just about wishing on stars; it’s about doing the work and laughing through the chaos. So, tune in, get aligned, and remember—if your life takes a weird turn, blame the deck, not the hosts.Catch the vibe: https://www.instagram.com/mycardstoldmeto/Need some clarity? Hit us up in our DMs with your questions—the deck is always ready to talk. We will answer your questions during future episodes!

Grab your crystals and clear your space, because we’re diving into the "Luckiest Day of the Year." That’s right—Jupiter and Venus are having a moment in conjunction on June 9th, and we’re here to make sure you actually do something with all that cosmic juice instead of just scrolling past it.In our debut episode, we’re ditching the toxic positivity to tell you how to stop waiting for luck and start grabbing it by the horns.What’s on the table this week: Cabinet Conjuring: Kupkake is spilling her secrets on how to whip up a batch of Florida Water—the ultimate vibe-check in a bottle. Two Girls, One Deck: Jenn is laying down the cards with the blunt, honest messages you didn't know you needed to hear. Deck Around and Find Out: We’re answering a listener’s SOS with some tough love and intuitive guidance that’ll help you navigate your own messy Manifesting isn’t just about wishing on stars; it’s about doing the work and laughing through the chaos. So, tune in, get aligned, and remember—if your life takes a weird turn, blame the deck, not the hosts.Catch the vibe: https://www.instagram.com/mycardstoldmeto/Need some clarity? Hit us up in our DMs with your questions—the deck is always ready to talk. We will answer your questions during future episodes!