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EPISODE · May 5, 2026 · 1H 35M

CINCO DE MAYO + SHANE BATTIER + HUNTY MOTHERS DAY

from THESE GUYS! · host Benedict Polizzi & Joey Mulinaro

There really is nothing more terrifying than a pack of 17-year-olds who think they rule the world. We map out the ultimate survival guide for sleeping in Grbac’s 1999 Buick LeSabre, breaking down why you have to avoid the rich kid neighborhoods and park near the house where the dad smokes in the garage. The conversation shifts to the pure agony of high school travel baseball tournaments in Virginia, the panic of calling into local sports radio shows just to give the most useless takes, and why Shane Battier is the greatest NBA role player to ever ruin a playoff game. Plus, we drop a legendary story about Matthew Stafford casually slinging free drinks behind the bar at the Greasy Spoon in Athens.🤝 *JOIN THE CLUBHOUSE DISCORD*TG CLUBHOUSE https://discord.gg/7X63C4HF8y📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: [email protected]🎧 *Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaro🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com00:00:50 Drinko De Mayo00:01:28 Beeeeeeeer00:03:09 WEIT STOP00:04:51 INDIANALAND50000:06:01 Grbac Jersey?00:08:05 Mothers Day00:09:22 HUNTY00:13:17 Mom Flowers00:17:26 Dog Mom Gifts00:20:00 Radio Callers00:25:05 Cubs Call In00:26:02 Friday Scores00:31:26 Animal Fries00:33:58 Buick LeSabre00:35:17 Favre Mural00:36:46 Car Sleeping00:42:30 Winter Shorts00:45:42 Coach Rants00:52:08 Bad Practices00:55:01 Travel Ball00:57:22 Shane Battier01:04:15 Steelers 201001:06:09 Bible Hoops01:13:39 Scary Seniors01:21:39 Gators Orange01:26:01 UGA Stafford01:32:43 DISCORD

There really is nothing more terrifying than a pack of 17-year-olds who think they rule the world. We map out the ultimate survival guide for sleeping in Grbac’s 1999 Buick LeSabre, breaking down why you have to avoid the rich kid neighborhoods and park near the house where the dad smokes in the garage. The conversation shifts to the pure agony of high school travel baseball tournaments in Virginia, the panic of calling into local sports radio shows just to give the most useless takes, and why Shane Battier is the greatest NBA role player to ever ruin a playoff game. Plus, we drop a legendary story about Matthew Stafford casually slinging free drinks behind the bar at the Greasy Spoon in Athens.🤝 *JOIN THE CLUBHOUSE DISCORD*TG CLUBHOUSE https://discord.gg/7X63C4HF8y📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: [email protected]🎧 *Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaro🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com00:00:50 Drinko De Mayo00:01:28 Beeeeeeeer00:03:09 WEIT STOP00:04:51 INDIANALAND50000:06:01 Grbac Jersey?00:08:05 Mothers Day00:09:22 HUNTY00:13:17 Mom Flowers00:17:26 Dog Mom Gifts00:20:00 Radio Callers00:25:05 Cubs Call In00:26:02 Friday Scores00:31:26 Animal Fries00:33:58 Buick LeSabre00:35:17 Favre Mural00:36:46 Car Sleeping00:42:30 Winter Shorts00:45:42 Coach Rants00:52:08 Bad Practices00:55:01 Travel Ball00:57:22 Shane Battier01:04:15 Steelers 201001:06:09 Bible Hoops01:13:39 Scary Seniors01:21:39 Gators Orange01:26:01 UGA Stafford01:32:43 DISCORD

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