THESE GUYS!

magine fumbling, crying after your senior season opener, getting back to your locker room at 11:30 p.m. after a brutal three-hour lightning delay, and finding a text from your crush saying they left at halftime to liiiike dRiNk aT sOmE bAsKeTbAll pLaYeR's lAkE hOuSe (Not a reminiscent pod) High school football is officially back, which means you're sleeping for three hours, getting sniped by Chuck Weisenbach at the local McDonald's drive-thru for trying to leave campus during your 15-minute lunch break, and getting threatened by your head fball coach with blank gray helmets all year 😭The clubhouse opens up the vault on the Pro Football Hall of Fame, which is basically Guy Area51. We lay out why walking into Canton makes you want to host your 10th birthday party at Rascal’s Fun Zone all over again, what it's like to literally slide sideways into Jerome Bettis’ clay leg molds, and the absolute shock of being handed a donut box containing Edgerrin James’ actual chopped-off dreadlocks. Plus, we debate if there is a more NFL game in existence than a late-November matchup between the Giants and Broncos ??Then, we bring back Mel’s Best Available for the ultimate draft: Necks. We're talking Takeo Spikes looking down in his Buffalo Bills headshot, Paul Posluszny’s Penn State top collar button fighting for its life, and the legend of Jason Werner's neck at Purdue that would cause a medieval guillotine to bounce right off. Finally, we sift through the mailbag to talk about high school broadcasting hot mic disasters, the traumatic memory of watching Ron Artest barrel into the Detroit stands during the Malice at the Palace, and the drippiest numbers for o-linemen💧🎟️ *LIVE SHOW TICKETS!*https://www.ticketmaster.com/these-guys-200th-episode-special-live-new-york-new-york-09-01-2026/event/000064C99E46D47D🤝 *JOIN THE CLUBHOUSE DISCORD*TG CLUBHOUSE https://discord.gg/7X63C4HF8y📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: [email protected]🎧 *Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaroFollow our Facebook Page!https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61579678466463🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com

The Boys map out the chaos of surviving drunk church, the chapstick clubhouse conspiracy and why you have to order margarita chicken on a Sunday night Chili’s.We sit down with Bears legend Kyle Long to talk about coaches making you put baby powder in your ahhh, what it was like growing up with Howie Long’s legendary flat-top, and the 6th grade tragedy of tucking his collared shirt into his underwear. Kyle breaks down what actually goes on in the trenches, including the graphic reality of linemen peeing their pants during games and tells us why he shaved his head at the combine with a Gillette Mach 3 razor. Plus, Benny and JoyJoy debate whether CBS set up Tony Romo’s OWI to get out of his contract, why Kliff Kingsbury is secretly stealing everyone's girl in a quarter-zip, and the pain of getting banned from eBay for twenty years over fake Jordan 11s. THESE GUYS LIVE in NYC 🍎 Sept 1ST 🫡 GET YOUR TIX BELOW 🎟️ 🎟️ *LIVE SHOW TICKETS!*https://www.ticketmaster.com/these-guys-200th-episode-special-live-new-york-new-york-09-01-2026/event/000064C99E46D47D🤝 *JOIN THE CLUBHOUSE DISCORD*TG CLUBHOUSE https://discord.gg/7X63C4HF8y📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: [email protected]🎧 *Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaroFollow our Facebook Page!https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61579678466463🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com

The clubhouse welcomes the legend Brady Quinn to talk about the absolute chaos of Notre Dame house parties, watching Tommy Zbikowski and Jeff Samardzija wrestle and the time a fan flashed him on the walk to the stadium before beating Tennessee in 2005. Benny and Joy Joy share their greatest stories of high school run-ins with the cops, from hauling a$$ into the woods at a driving range after a baseball win, to taking the Dean of Students' squeaky Lincoln pirate ship car to homecoming. The boys remember all their HUNTY high school moments like teaching their girlfriend's nephew the Gary Sheffield bat waggle and they fantasize about dying from Michael Myers at Culver's 😍 Get ready to pack the house for the THESE GUYS! massive live show at the Gramercy Theater in New York City 🎟️ GET TIX BELOW 🎟️ *LIVE SHOW TICKETS!*https://www.ticketmaster.com/these-guys-200th-episode-special-live-new-york-new-york-09-01-2026/event/000064C99E46D47D🤝 *JOIN THE CLUBHOUSE DISCORD*TG CLUBHOUSE https://discord.gg/7X63C4HF8y📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: [email protected]🎧 *Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaroFollow our Facebook Page!https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61579678466463🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com

He pi$$ed in your hot tub, shot a BB through your kitchen window and his dad basically hosted a Royal Rumble in the basement after Friday night football games. Everyone had that one friend who was a walking concussion, just waiting to absolutely destroy a house party while his nice mom made dumplings upstairs. It’s your skattebo friend, the dude who you’d rather die than be in a pool with 🤕 The clubhouse also welcomes our very first guest, 12-year NFL veteran Micah Hyde, to talk about surviving 11 a.m. kickoffs at Iowa, the weed kids who secretly carried the football team, and what it was actually like playing with both Aaron Rodgers and Josh Allen. We break down the absolute disaster of those new Fanatics NFL soccer kits, Tom Brady's weird midlife crisis and Michael Jordan's mysterious baggy-suit 🕺Plus, we debate why NFL training camp in late August actually beats regular season games, the theater room at Incredible Pizza Company, then we talk about Lane Kiffin for 72 minutes and get ready to pack the Gramercy Theater for our live show in New York City (get tickies below🎟️🎟️🎟️)🎟️ *LIVE SHOW TICKETS!*https://www.ticketmaster.com/these-guys-200th-episode-special-live-new-york-new-york-09-01-2026/event/000064C99E46D47D🤝 *JOIN THE CLUBHOUSE DISCORD*TG CLUBHOUSE https://discord.gg/7X63C4HF8y📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: [email protected]🎧 *Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaroFollow our Facebook Page!https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61579678466463🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com

"Is this movie literally six hours long?" There’s nothing worse than putting your favorite movie on with your girl, hitting the hour and ten-minute mark, and realizing she is secretly scrolling TikTok on mute. The clubhouse maps out the reality of movie nights that completely spiral relationships, and why putting on The Town or Goodfellas might actually ruin your life.We break down a massive Mel's Best Available draft for the most underrated nights, from the absolute magic of an accidental drunk music video night to the pure invincibility of a Tuesday with no homework and no practice. We analyze the complete anatomy of a house party, debating the warm South Beach vibes of the kitchen group versus the scary NFC trench warfare of the garage groupPlus, we talk about the epidemic of fake teeth on celebrities, the cargo shorts of week three high school football, and what happens when your homie takes a moped to school and leaves it dead center in a real parking spot. We also map out the ultimate college conference sponsors (Speedway Big Ten?) we look back at the legendary Daisuke gyro ball, and gear up for our episode 200 live show at the Gramercy Theater in New York City Sept 1st. Get tickies below bby 🎟️🎟️ *LIVE SHOW TICKETS!*https://www.ticketmaster.com/these-guys-200th-episode-special-live-new-york-new-york-09-01-2026/event/000064C99E46D47D🤝 *JOIN THE CLUBHOUSE DISCORD*TG CLUBHOUSE https://discord.gg/7X63C4HF8y📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: [email protected]🎧 *Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaroFollow our Facebook Page!https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61579678466463🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com

There is nothing quite like finding the 2K room at a college house party, only to realize the sanctuary has been compromised by a girl with a Gatorade and pink bottle of Burnett's. We map out the chokehold NBA 2K, Call of Duty, and Super Smash Bros had on our lives, plus the genius invention of wearing Nike Vapor "dip gloves" so you didn't F up the PS3 controller 🤓The clubhouse also tries to figure out how Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift drove away from their wedding in a Chevy Avalanche with Four Loko cans dragging behind it. We pitch the ultimate pro athlete sitcoms, from Gronk blowing up houses with Ty Pennington to Jeff Saturday dominating the TV dad demographic. Plus, we debate the best sounds in history, the panic of your parents doing insider trading at back-to-school night, and the reality of having to read 3 chapters is 1000% not real homework. Oh yeah and we're PACKING out Gramercy Theater Sept 1st for our live show in New York City get your tickies below 🎟️🎟️ *LIVE SHOW TICKETS!*https://www.ticketmaster.com/these-guys-200th-episode-special-live-new-york-new-york-09-01-2026/event/000064C99E46D47D🤝 *JOIN THE CLUBHOUSE DISCORD*TG CLUBHOUSE https://discord.gg/7X63C4HF8y📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: [email protected]🎧 *Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaroFollow our Facebook Page!https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61579678466463🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com

Nothing like being on the family computer 3 feet away from ur mom watching a RedTube Video 💕 You ever forget to clear your internet history before fball practice and then think you're gonna go to hell? We haven't either. WEED KID, H0RNY KID and your IN-LOVE FRIEND make an appearance on the pod. The Boys run through Mel's Best Available: Best Eyes, they discuss the most comforting college football teams to watch (not Utah) and they talk about how lit pep rallies actually were (not a reminiscent pod) Benny and Joy Joy go LIVE in New York City Sept 1 at Gramercy Theater Sept 1 🎟️tix below🎟️ bring your gf who hates the pod 💋🎟️ *LIVE SHOW TICKETS!*https://www.ticketmaster.com/these-guys-200th-episode-special-live-new-york-new-york-09-01-2026/event/000064C99E46D47D🤝 *JOIN THE CLUBHOUSE DISCORD*TG CLUBHOUSE https://discord.gg/7X63C4HF8y📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: [email protected]🎧 *Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaroFollow our Facebook Page!https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61579678466463🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com

You ever buy a candle that smells so good you wanna move back in with your parents?The clubhouse gets into some massive high school sports scandals, from stealing a pair of LeBron's out of a locker room to getting a four-day suspension for getting the school on Tosh.0 😘 Then the conversation pivots to absolute naughty shi (lighting a wood wick bathroom candle with the lights off) also, can we talk about why the NFL needs a weekly Adrian Peterson AP Poll? The boys discuss the tragic reality that modern football jerseys look like sloppy t-shirts plus we debate why Jesus is pretty much JJ Redick and God is lowkey Pat Riley 🙏We also break down how to properly gear up for our massive live show at the Gramercy Theater in New York City GETCHA TICKIES TELL EM DAKICH SENT YAAA 🎟️🎟️ *LIVE SHOW TICKETS!*https://www.ticketmaster.com/these-guys-200th-episode-special-live-new-york-new-york-09-01-2026/event/000064C99E46D47D🤝 *JOIN THE CLUBHOUSE DISCORD*TG CLUBHOUSE https://discord.gg/7X63C4HF8y📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: [email protected]🎧 *Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaroFollow our Facebook Page!https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61579678466463🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com

"YOU STRIPPED THE SCREW B, NOW WE GOT A WHOLE NEW PROBLEM" There is absolutely nothing that fires up a dad more than ripping a vacuum cord out of the wall from ten feet away or leaving the hallway light on for an extra ten cents on the electric bill. We play Mel's Best Available (things that piss off ur dad) from slow drivers in the Walmart parking lot to the absolute tragedy of a fast food place messing up an order so bad that your mom just eats cereal.We also look back at the chaotic high school days of playing NCAA while taking whiffs from a punishment "fart bottle". Do the boys talk about Reebok NFL jersey cinch bags? Nahhhhh Do they realize every dad just secretly wants to be a sports announcer like Tim Kurkjian nooooo they don't talk about that. Oh btw THESE GUYS LIVE! 200th episode live show at the Gramercy Theater in New York City GET YOUR TIX BELOW!  🎟️🎟️🎟️ 🎟️ *LIVE SHOW TICKETS!*https://www.ticketmaster.com/these-guys-200th-episode-special-live-new-york-new-york-09-01-2026/event/000064C99E46D47D🤝 *JOIN THE CLUBHOUSE DISCORD*TG CLUBHOUSE https://discord.gg/7X63C4HF8y📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: [email protected]🎧 *Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaroFollow our Facebook Page!https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61579678466463🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com

here's a specific panic that hits when you return from a family trip from Florida and realize you have to give the girl ur seeing a shattered seashell, all while your family doesn't even like her. We map out the ultimate survival guide to beach vacations, breaking down the transition from wearing a jersey and a snapback to the elite dad fit of a long sleeve shirt and a bucket hat. We dive into the Madden and NCAA FB '27 covers, new NBA Jerseys then we talk about Mike & Mike for 17 hours (Greeny is 5'11 btw) 🤝 *JOIN THE CLUBHOUSE DISCORD*TG CLUBHOUSE https://discord.gg/7X63C4HF8y📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: [email protected]🎧 *Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaroFollow our Facebook Page!https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61579678466463🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com

"You ever sleep so hard  one of your socks comes off?". Nothing compares to a nap on the couch on the first Sunday of Christmas break, falling asleep to Joe Buck calling a Packers or Vikings game, and waking up with half a sock hanging off your foot. We do Mel's Best Available NAPS, mapping everything from passing out during Channel One in high school to the survival mode hangover nap on a boys trip. We also look back at (not a nostalgic pod) going Buffalo Wild Wings before it became mainstream and the pure magic of discovering Wiz Khalifa for the first time. Plus, we debate the chaos of "shoes on" vs. "shoes off" households, the absolute flex of rolling up to school with new shoes at the END of the year, and the weird sad moment that hits you right at the end of summer. (summer's over btw)🤝 *JOIN THE CLUBHOUSE DISCORD*TG CLUBHOUSE https://discord.gg/7X63C4HF8y📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: [email protected]🎧 *Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaro🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com*00:00* - Intro & Summer Vibes*02:18* - Songs of the Summer & Nostalgia*09:46* - Dealing with the "First Week of August" Funk*12:26** - Returning from Trips & Childhood Memories*15:37* - Barefoot Summer Days & The "Shoes Off" House Rule*21:03* - Football Leagues & XFL Memories*25:21* - Restaurants & Artists Before They Went Mainstream*28:59* - Mel's Best Available Naps*01:08:47* - Subbing as a Producer for Dan Dakich*01:13:53* - Guilty Pleasure & Comfort TV Shows*01:19:44* - Favorite Pair of Shoes Ever (Nike Prestos & LeBron 3s)*01:27:32* - Favorite RBs and WRs (Eddie George, Terrell Davis, Randy Moss)*01:32:20* - Wrap Up & Outro

"I hurt my arm last night. What'd you do? Slept." There is absolutely nothing worse than waking up on a deflated air mattress at 3 a.m. with your arm tucked like a chicken wing. We all know the tragic reality of realizing your only pillow for the night is a tightly pulled cinch bag stuffed with Jordan shorts and a cell phone charger. We map out the absolute survival mode of trying to sleep in random RVs and the psychotic behavior of wanting to take a nap in the middle of a busy TJ Maxx. The conversation shifts to a massive weekend of racking up fat stats 🤰  from panic-ordering a dozen at Long's Donuts to asking for a "tote" of 12 cookies at McDonald's past midnight. We also break down the draft for teachers picking their ideal classroom rosters, and reminisce about aggressive pit stains on a grey t-shirts during freshman orientation. Plus, we talk about the legendary teacher move of faking a classroom into thinking they are in trouble right before giving them an extra hour of kickball 🥹 If you're still reading this comment your weekend fat stats!🤝 *JOIN THE CLUBHOUSE DISCORD*TG CLUBHOUSE https://discord.gg/7X63C4HF8y📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: [email protected]🎧 *Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaro🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com

Mel’s Best Available is BACK with best days of school 😏 breaking down the pure lawless joy of Grandparents Day, the bizarre chaos of tornado drills, and why the rival NFC classroom always seemed a little darker and meaner. We examine the time you thought you were gonna get held back in 6th grade, your horny friend at the sleepover and WHY wearing  a bike helmet in front of your girl is the dorkiest thing of all time?🤝 *JOIN THE CLUBHOUSE DISCORD*TG CLUBHOUSE https://discord.gg/7X63C4HF8y📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: [email protected]🎧 *Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaro🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com00:00:11 - IndianaLand00:06:07 - Cool Jerseys00:09:52 - Cover Letters00:13:34 - No Pockets00:16:21 - Texting Dad00:21:15 - Fire Suit00:23:04 - Call Rossi00:30:59 - Last Day00:34:17 - Report Cards00:37:01 - Music Class00:40:05 - Field Day00:43:19 - Xmas Party00:47:36 - Rival Class00:50:51 - Hoops 4 Heart00:55:54 - Grandparents01:02:22 - Tornado Drill01:05:42 - Indoor Prac01:08:12 - Spirit Week01:13:19 - School Bikes01:16:44 - Spring Break01:19:30 - Clubhouse01:21:59 - SGA MVP : ' (01:24:44 - Blockbuster01:31:42 - Horny Friend01:36:06 - Spotlights01:41:57 - Two A Days01:47:24 - Jessie Tuggle

Going to a Thursday night high school volleyball game with a painted face just to impress a girl who is definitely hanging out with Center Grove kids at Taco Bell is a tragic rite of passage. We break down the pure panic of having a girl walk into your childhood bedroom and having to explain why you have a severed Spirit Halloween leg and an Iron Man helmet on your shelf. The conversation shifts to debating if Chevy and Ford belong in the AFC or NFC, ranking the hardest 90s retro Super Bowl logos, and figuring out the exact difference between first day of school air and last day of school air. Plus, we talk about forced nicknames and the sad reality of girls who make ranch dressing their entire personality.🤝 *JOIN THE CLUBHOUSE DISCORD*TG CLUBHOUSE https://discord.gg/7X63C4HF8y📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: [email protected]🎧 *Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaro🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com00:01:26 - IndianaLand00:05:23 - Cool Hats00:09:35 - Batman00:12:26 - Nerdy Rooms00:14:52 - Girls Rooms00:18:01 - Deep Clean00:23:08 - Nicknames00:25:09 - Yearbooks00:31:04 - Text vs Talk00:33:49 - The Hangout00:37:26 - Forced Names00:42:40 -00:48:38 - Joy Origin00:51:29 - Retro Logos00:54:34 - Orange Bowl00:58:02 - NFC Cars01:00:39 - NFL Numbers01:05:20 - Pickles01:10:27 - Animal Phase01:13:08 - HS Games01:17:20 - Breakups01:20:42 - Best Months01:24:36 - Fall Fits01:27:20 - School Air01:30:52 - Baby Names01:37:48 - Daily Cellys01:46:41 - Final Plugs

There really is nothing more terrifying than a pack of 17-year-olds who think they rule the world. We map out the ultimate survival guide for sleeping in Grbac’s 1999 Buick LeSabre, breaking down why you have to avoid the rich kid neighborhoods and park near the house where the dad smokes in the garage. The conversation shifts to the pure agony of high school travel baseball tournaments in Virginia, the panic of calling into local sports radio shows just to give the most useless takes, and why Shane Battier is the greatest NBA role player to ever ruin a playoff game. Plus, we drop a legendary story about Matthew Stafford casually slinging free drinks behind the bar at the Greasy Spoon in Athens.🤝 *JOIN THE CLUBHOUSE DISCORD*TG CLUBHOUSE https://discord.gg/7X63C4HF8y📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: [email protected]🎧 *Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaro🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com00:00:50 Drinko De Mayo00:01:28 Beeeeeeeer00:03:09 WEIT STOP00:04:51 INDIANALAND50000:06:01 Grbac Jersey?00:08:05 Mothers Day00:09:22 HUNTY00:13:17 Mom Flowers00:17:26 Dog Mom Gifts00:20:00 Radio Callers00:25:05 Cubs Call In00:26:02 Friday Scores00:31:26 Animal Fries00:33:58 Buick LeSabre00:35:17 Favre Mural00:36:46 Car Sleeping00:42:30 Winter Shorts00:45:42 Coach Rants00:52:08 Bad Practices00:55:01 Travel Ball00:57:22 Shane Battier01:04:15 Steelers 201001:06:09 Bible Hoops01:13:39 Scary Seniors01:21:39 Gators Orange01:26:01 UGA Stafford01:32:43 DISCORD

"We probably drank like 79,000 beers, and when I came home smelling like it, I told my mom we had beer brats." The aftermath of a freezing late-night Taco Bell run from the weed kid's house is a rite of passage we all know too well. We map out a chaotic Pittsburgh draft weekend that started with securing a game-worn Joe Haden jersey and ended with paying a $150 cover charge to leave a Club Enclave and leaving 8 minutes later. The conversation shifts to drafting the best available fictional dogs of all time, from Snoopy to Powerline, before breaking down why schools like Marquette desperately need a Thursday night football team😭🤝 *JOIN THE CLUBHOUSE DISCORD*TG CLUBHOUSE https://discord.gg/7X63C4HF8y📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: [email protected]🎧 *Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaro🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com00:00:49 - Haden Jersey00:04:00 - Draft Hangout00:07:18 - Coolest guy?00:08:48 - Tavon Austin00:12:09 - Club Enclave00:14:59 - Wingys00:16:56 - Draft Reacts00:17:54 - Bittsburgh00:19:29 - Late Flights00:21:14 - Packing00:23:47 - Rich Eisen00:25:30 - Lax guys00:28:45 - Discord00:31:48 - Snoopy Pick00:36:17 - Scooby Doo00:39:22 - Powerline00:41:12 - IndianaLand50000:43:10 - Doug from Up00:45:32 - Blues Clues00:47:41 - Air Bud00:52:29 - Taco Bell AFC?00:58:15 - No FB Schools01:04:33 - Kids Jerseys01:09:06 - Hockey Logos01:13:51 - Sibling Trade01:19:59 - More NFC AFC01:22:15 - Grounded