Cold Jazz Fusion

Pretty like a lamb chop A frozen one Compared to Jello With a pleasant Splash of murder Murder Vacuumed into The distant vortex Of Simon says Misty carpet reds Hand job Steven Oven semen We missed the bus So we sat and discussed Some fine cheeses With curb side lawyers And turd sized sawyers Squeaky potential frenzy It’s fun to believe in Oz While you’re on the yellow brick road Learn the swindle And it’s hard to ride the magic carpet It’s fun to believe It’s fun to believe in Oz While you’re on the yellow brick road Learn the swindle And it’s hard to ride the magic carpet Who’s responsible For fertilizing The not-so-top secret Poison ivy Cemetery Triple X missionary Sedate my canary Laugh in the middle Of the teeter totter I lost my blotter Scorching Amoco’s Flowery microphones Two tone On sunny Mondays I feel cheetah cheated Using crusty dental floss Wearing dirty hot pink Knitted socks It’s fun to believe in Oz While you’re on the yellow brick road Learn the swindle And it’s hard to ride the magic carpet It’s fun to believe in Oz While you’re on the yellow brick road Learn the swindle And it’s hard to ride the magic carpet It’s fun to believe Yeah, I hate you But i can always Remember The times when I didn’t It’s so apparent Why you’re not famous