College Football Power Index?

The Privileged Roosters have given us sunshine in this darkened, divided covid-world.  Not to be outdone, the under-privileged roosters...as if to suggest "we are your lost, and more than slightly less privileged brethren!  Let us not have this division between us!"...rose from their dreary doldrums to slay a 4-score-and-7-year tiger.  Oh, Chanticleer!  Rooster of fantasy!  You have drawn into your world ESPN's short-bus version of the "Power Index".   Spit upon it!  As you cackle and flutter, let the eddy's pilot your fearsome feathers, with their barbs of scorn and derision....cough...ugh....ugh..cough.... ummm....oh.....Yes    We are pleased to welcome you to another exciting episode!