Colonel Abernathy Swathmore

Send us a text In this episode- Oh, wonderful. More poop and barf jokes. And Rita does some atypical sex stuff. Why did I even show up to describe the episode to you today? It’s always the same bull- I-I’m sorry. I stayed up late after crushing a case of energy drinks, and I’m turbo grouchy. I’m sorry I snapped. I hate when we fight. I love this job, they don’t drug test. Coincidentally, that’s exactly the same thing that happens to Dawn in this episode. Dawn stays up late researching Rita’s family tree. We hear an awful lot about Dawn’s digestive issues. We learn about Colonel Abernathy Swathmore, and a man who hopes to propel himself to Europe on his own farts. Rita violates the Prime Directive, along with one of Dawn’s most cherished special interests. The girls get visitors in the Dreamscape! Cast: Narrator, Accountant, Mister Cock - Sean Turner @seanwkturner Dawn, Jerry - Emma Fuentes @og_emmakid Old Person, Commander Fucker - Kyle Coughlin @kale_simplykale Carmilla, Captain Squirt, Rider - Violet Lantz @ultraviolet222 Rita - Brianne Leeson @brianne_leeson (Instagram), @hotsauceghost (twitter/tiktok) Writer, Director Brianne Leeson Producers Brianne Leeson, Violet Lantz Editor, Sound Design James Leeson Original theme music by Sean Turner Cover art by Bryn Keenum @brynandbristles http://www.todaysluckywinner.buzzsprout.com http://www.instagram.com/luckywinnershow http://www.twitter.com/luckywinnershow http://www.facebook.com/luckywinnershow Support the show Writer, Director Brianne Leeson Producers Brianne Leeson, Violet Lantz Editor, Sound Design James Leeson Original music by Sean Turner Cover art by Bryn Keenum @brynandbristles Mixgnomer Website https://www.mixgnomer.com/ Discord Server https://discord.gg/8bJN9g4QYa Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/mixgnomerproductions/ http://www.facebook.com/luckywinnershow Merch! https://bellonaarts.com/ Support us on Patreon ! http://www.patreon.com/mixgnomer Brianne’s AuDHD Coaching Site: https://www.audhdbri.com/