Colonel Abernathy Swathmore

Send us a textIn this episode- Oh, wonderful. More poop and barf jokes. And Rita does some atypical sex stuff. Why did I even show up to describe the episode to you today? It’s always the same bull- I-I’m sorry. I stayed up late after crushing a case of energy drinks, and I’m turbo grouchy. I’m sorry I snapped. I hate when we fight. I love this job, they don’t drug test. Coincidentally, that’s exactly the same thing that happens to Dawn in this episode. Dawn stays up late researching Rita’s family tree. We hear an awful lot about Dawn’s digestive issues. We learn about Colonel Abernathy Swathmore, and a man who hopes to propel himself to Europe on his own farts. Rita violates the Prime Directive, along with one of Dawn’s most cherished special interests. The girls get visitors in the Dreamscape!Cast:Narrator, Accountant, Mister Cock -  Sean Turner @seanwkturnerDawn, Jerry - Emma Fuentes @og_emmakidOld Person, Commander Fucker   -  Kyle Coughlin @kale_simplykaleCarmilla, Captain Squirt,  Rider - Violet Lantz @ultraviolet222Rita - Brianne Leeson @brianne_leeson (Instagram), @hotsauceghost (twitter/tiktok)Writer, DirectorBrianne LeesonProducersBrianne Leeson, Violet LantzEditor, Sound DesignJames LeesonOriginal theme music  by Sean TurnerCover art by Bryn Keenum @brynandbristleshttp://www.todaysluckywinner.buzzsprout.comhttp://www.instagram.com/luckywinnershowhttp://www.twitter.com/luckywinnershowhttp://www.facebook.com/luckywinnershowSupport the showWriter, DirectorBrianne LeesonProducersBrianne Leeson, Violet LantzEditor, Sound DesignJames LeesonOriginal music by Sean TurnerCover art by Bryn Keenum @brynandbristlesMixgnomer Website https://www.mixgnomer.com/Discord Serverhttps://discord.gg/8bJN9g4QYaSocial Media:https://www.instagram.com/mixgnomerproductions/http://www.facebook.com/luckywinnershowMerch!https://bellonaarts.com/Support us on Patreon !http://www.patreon.com/mixgnomerBrianne’s AuDHD Coaching Site:https://www.audhdbri.com/