EPISODE · May 31, 2021 · 2H 19M
ColonizingDicks
from The Drink Tank · host Parker and Jenkins
If you were given the opportunity to colonize another planet would you? There are barren planets out there just waiting for your DNA and now, or at least when i am done formulating my plan for a company, is the best time to give those planets the things they need to start life. For 10 easy payments of $69.69 you too could colonize a planet. Maybe. No promises are made for the success of the colonization but you DNA could tilt the scale. Or not. Again no promises. Just a possibility but for that price you would be missing out to not try. So... Money shot into the great expanse and I don't mean your mother. Space the final frontier or is it the beginning of a grand empire of your dick paste. Find out but pay us to do so... and also you will die before anything pans out...Send us Fan MailSupport the show
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If you were given the opportunity to colonize another planet would you? There are barren planets out there just waiting for your DNA and now, or at least when i am done formulating my plan for a company, is the best time to give those planets the things they need to start life. For 10 easy payments of $69.69 you too could colonize a planet. Maybe. No promises are made for the success of the colonization but you DNA could tilt the scale. Or not. Again no promises. Just a possibility but for th...
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