Columbus Real Estate

For centuries, Christopher Columbus has been celebrated in textbooks as the intrepid explorer who “discovered” America—despite the rather glaring detail that millions of people were already living here. Introducing a White Guy’s Guide to Super Bowl Spanish Columbus didn’t ask for a tour, fill out paperwork, or even knock. He just stepped into someone else’s coastline, declared, “This is mine now.” In modern terms, that isn’t sploration. That’s breaking and entering. If Columbus pulled the same stunt today, he wouldn’t be on postage stamps—he’d be on an episode of Cops: Maritime Edition, being gently escorted off a stranger’s lawn while shouting something about Spain and destiny. But while most of us agree that claiming occupied land by yelling loudly wouldn’t hold up in court now, there seems to be one bold new real estate agency ready to revive that pioneer spirit—minus all the pesky legalities. Not happy about Taylor & […] The post Columbus Real Estate appeared first on Spencetology.