Completely Mortifying

Assorted tales of entitlement and disrespect. A "Dear Abby" letter about not wanting to hear the Happy Birthday song, an AITA about how a woman eats noodles, and the aggro-face-humping abomination that is Madison Cawthorn, who lost his primary bid for his own seat in Congress in between the recording and the posting of this episode! Huzzah! And don't forget this week's saint profile, Bernard of Clairvaux and his mystical association with breastmilk. Promo: Ignorance Was Bliss (Want to swap show promos? Email us!) We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones. Questions? Comments? Complaints? Write to us at [email protected]! Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page! If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at @pitneyandamelia! (Really, we barely post over there.) And if you're feeling generous, buy yourself a little something at our Zazzle shop and help to support our show! (Turn off that Content Filter to see the "uncensored" merch!) Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY! We may be awful, but we're right! Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday. LGBTQIA+ | Comedy | Pop Culture | Fandom | Horror | Spirituality #madisoncawthorn #yearofthesaints #babyformula #breastfeeding #dearabby #amitheasshole #aita #stbernard