Costco Cookie

James faces death in the form of the delicious, 750 calorie hot Costco cookie. In this hilariously absurd episode of SNEEZE, James recounts his miraculous escape from Covid and his newfound obsession with bat cuisine. The culinary adventure takes a wild turn as James experiments with BAT in every dish imaginable, from bat lasagna to bat ice cream. Dive deep into James' anatomy with a quirky interview inside his testicles, revealing the daily grind of sperm production and the humorous side of his hormonal escapades. Listen to the outrageous tale of James's unfortunate encounter with a staple gun when he was 13, a prank that turned into a painful lesson and an unforgettable moment in his life. Explore the whimsical side of relationships with a comical take on Vladimir Putin's bizarre habits and an eccentric pigeon love story. Laugh out loud at the misadventures of a Lyft driver with a permanent erection and the unusual challenges he faces. Plus, enjoy the poetic musings of a cannibal poet and a nostalgic rant about cookie jars. This episode is packed with unexpected twists, laugh-out-loud moments, and a whole lot of bizarre humor. Tune in for a rollercoaster of absurdity and entertainment. Written and performed by James Whittingham. Song lyrics by James Whittingham, music and vocals by Suno. Help me pay podcast expenses by donating today via PayPal or E-Transfer:https://www.paypal.com/donate/?hosted_button_id=VMDCRPHLNR8YE E-transfer [email protected] Montly donations appreciated. Thanks. Every dollar helps! Thanks for listening! Be sure to follow/subscribe for more episodes! My links Send me an online voicemail now! https://www.speakpipe.com/sneeze James on Twitter This podcast on Twitter James on TikTok My YouTube comedy channel Even more James links: https://linktr.ee/whittingham My other podcast: The Clean Energy Show Contact James [email protected] Theme Music: by Shane Ivers – https://silvermansound.com