Countdown to Christmas 2021, But Make It Hallmark

Chinggay and Patty look back on all 40 movies they’ve watched since October and rank the worst, the almost but not quites, and of course, the year’s Top 12. Also included: this year’s secondary characters who need to score major roles, our dream collabs among the stars of the HCU, our (loving) co-opting of Hanukkah traditions, who our Hallmark Santa is, and the one star who deserves so much credit, we mention him in all our Christmas episodes. Stand by for F*ck, Marry, Kill: Holiday Edition.The Christmas House 2: Deck Those Halls - Ana Ayora, Sharon Lawrence, Robert Buckley, Jonathan Bennett, Treat Williams, Brad Harder'Tis the Season to Be Merry - Rachael Leigh Cook, Travis Van WinkleThe Eight Gifts of Hannukkah - Inbar Levi, Jake EpsteinAn Unexpected Christmas - Bethany Joy Lenz, Tyler Hynes My Family Christmas Tree - Aimee Teegarden, Andrew WalkerOne December Night - Peter Gallagher, Bruce Campbell, Eloise Mumford, Brett DaltonDebbie McComber’s Mrs. Miracle Christmas - Caroline Rhea, Katilin Doubleday, Steve LundA Christmas Together With You - Laura Vandervoort, Niall Matter, Harry LennixThe Nine Kittens of Christmas - Kimberly Sustad, Brandon RouthA Very Merry Bridesmaid - Emily Osment, Casey DiedrickNantucket Noel - Sarah Power, Travis DonovanTime for Them to Come Home This Christmas - Jessie Schram, Brendan PennyThanks to Pietro Lazatin for our music and Paola Lazatin for our cover artFollow us on Twitter: @makeithallmark and on Instagram: @butmakeithallmark