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EPISODE · Feb 9, 2026 · 38 MIN

Cracks, Cleavage, And Common Courtesy

from Relatively Terrible · host Uploads of Fun

Watch the video version here.Fashion just declared “butt windows” a thing, and we’re not okay. From diamond chains tracing low-rise seams to mesh panels designed for maximum exposure, we unpack why spectacle-as-style drains public goodwill. The issue isn’t prudishness; it’s consent and context. Shared spaces work when we respect each other’s attention, bandwidth, and comfort, and that includes how we dress when we’re shoulder to shoulder in a grocery line.The rants don’t stop at hemlines. We tackle the headphone-at-Target epidemic, aisle blockers with music loud enough to shake shelves, and the FaceTime-in-the-bathroom crowd. Courtesy is simple: eyes up, volume down, make space, say excuse me. Then we head to the street, where distracted driving has gone from texting at red lights to streaming on the highway. With voice assistants and CarPlay everywhere, there’s no excuse for drifting lanes and missed greens because someone’s checking DMs. Safety, not scrolling, should steer.We also get into the quiet stuff: backing into parking spots like it’s a NASCAR pit stop, mumbling service in loud rooms, and the chaos that comes from pretending grammar doesn’t matter. Small choices—clear words, modest layers, a held door—add up to a better day for everyone. And yes, there’s levity too: birthday week joy, food we won’t stop talking about, and running jokes that keep the family grounded.If you’re craving a conversation that’s spicy, funny, and unflinchingly honest about modern manners, hit play. Then tell us: which everyday behavior drives you wild, and what simple fix would restore your faith in people? Subscribe, share with a friend who needs the hint, and leave a quick review to keep these conversations rolling.Fighting The Suck Since ©2026 Relatively Terrible

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Watch the video version here. Fashion just declared “butt windows” a thing, and we’re not okay. From diamond chains tracing low-rise seams to mesh panels designed for maximum exposure, we unpack why spectacle-as-style drains public goodwill. The issue isn’t prudishness; it’s consent and context. Shared spaces work when we respect each other’s attention, bandwidth, and comfort, and that includes how we dress when we’re shoulder to shoulder in a grocery line. The rants don’t stop at hemlines. ...

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