CRT95: Christ Figure Jones \\\ Athletes Known for One Cool Moment

Back in the Trash Dump, Trashcan Jones and Breeeeeg are chit chatting away about making a Brazilian dollars, how Jones was confused for Jesus at the supermarket, drinking from garden hoses like a conservative, hard water, dating a chatbot, and the pay structure for residuals for actors in the modern age of streaming (they know nothing about this, but like to guess). They then pivot to some sports moments so memorable that the athlete decides to make it their thing, namely David Tyree's helmet catch and Art Jimmerson's single boxing glove fight. By the way, Ken Shamrock got robbed at the first UFC.