Cold, Hard, Trash

In this enticing plate of Cold, Hard, Trash we tune in to Trashcan and Breeeeeeg contemplating getting a new pet for the landfill (a certain type of radioactive turtle) and chat about their goings on. Since Pokémon Champions had its first official tournament, Breeeg finds the opportunity to talk about the few games he caught, followed by a the revelation that, yes, Pokémon fight each other in the wild in Sun and Moon. They talk about lobotomies, showering and playing find the banana in the locker room, red bananas, Mitch Hedberg, and to top it all off, disguising a real bomb in papier mâché.

In this special episode of CRT, Trashcan Jones and BREEEEEG recount their first episode and play a game meant for newlyweds to gush about one another. We want to thank our listeners so much for the time they've spent with us, and the time we'll continue to have doing this podcast ❤️

In this riveting episode of CRT, Breeeeg recounts how he didn't pass the Presidential Fitness Test in middle school, Jones talks about the wrestler Krule's bad times with a fan, and the two concoct a plan to hurt old people while they're also old.

Join us, dear listeners, in delighting in another serving of Cold, Hard, Trash. Breeeeg talks about his Pokémon Champions team and My Hero: Academia. The two get into more anime logic and putting hats on hats (literally). Jones brings up how lame and cool some of these baseball uniforms are as well as the Automated Ball-Strike challenge system.

In this episode of CRT, our dynamic duo talks about Wendy's community poll failures, the papal jester, coincidentally bringing up Brett Hart moving to WCW and hating having his own locker, old man wrestling, Tank Abbott in the first UFC, acne, eating more powders, and debating how much of the real Nathan Fielder we see on screen in his various reality shows.

Breeeeg is finally one with the crazy ideas instead of Jones in this riveting episode of CRT. Tune in for some talk about Slay the Spire 2, glory kills in Uncharted, rocket jumps, the floppy disk save icon, and Eric Andre torturing people and dragging a good clown's image through the mud. We cap off this episode with the ultimate question: Can Breeeeeg consume a tablespoon of cayenne pepper in a minute without catastrophe? Tune in to find out!

Back in the Trash Dump, Trashcan Jones and Breeeeeg are chit chatting away about making a Brazilian dollars, how Jones was confused for Jesus at the supermarket, drinking from garden hoses like a conservative, hard water, dating a chatbot, and the pay structure for residuals for actors in the modern age of streaming (they know nothing about this, but like to guess). They then pivot to some sports moments so memorable that the athlete decides to make it their thing, namely David Tyree's helmet catch and Art Jimmerson's single boxing glove fight. By the way, Ken Shamrock got robbed at the first UFC.

Trashcan Jones and Breeeeg are under the weather (literally, it was hailing; They are still as strong as an ox) and have nothing to do but chat about fortune telling, missing voice lines in games, laser balls, and Jones's wrestling tournament.

Trashcan Jones and Breeeeg model perfect coworkers by talking about the weather, groceries, musical artists such as Jane Remover, Taylor Swift, and Elvis, McDonalds, and Socrates wanting concubines.

Somehow, Trashcan and Breeeeg managed to stick to only a handful of topics for a whole episode, but they expand on them greatly. After concocting the Cayenne Pepper Challenge, where Trashcan an Breg will each eat a tablespoon of dry cayenne pepper powder (keep an eye out for the next CRT Bonus!), the two get in a lengthy discussion about video game tutorials and whether they're worthwhile or can be done well. They then chat about a driving and a crazy ass device that lets you watch TV while driving, road trippin, Breegs dream car being a bit lame, and rear view cameras. They finish it off complaining about textbook prices.

This plate of Cold, Hard, Trash, includes talking about cats (again), Jones deciding to help a man kidnap multiple children i̶n̶ ̶M̶i̶n̶e̶c̶r̶a̶f̶t̶ in The Legend of Zelda, Holes, Buffalo Dreams, Wayside, The Lion King Game for SNES, Nadja, Be Kind Rewind, and complaining about dexit (again)..

Anotha (tues)day, anotha episode of Cold, Hard, Trash. The duo talks about excel, smells, and football to boot. Eventually it comes up that not every Pokémon is available in the newer games and Jones doesn't like that.

Back in the dump, our wonderful hosts return. In this episode of CRT, the duo talks about that guy that extended an Eric Andre bit into an entire instagram account, how much Threads pisses off Breeeg, spooky games that can steal your voice, very impressive card tricks, GTA V: Online and how GTA VI: Online might look, and PEZ dispensers. Tune in this week for your regular helping of Cold, Hard, Trash!

Another day, another episode of CRT. This time, Jones brings up The Fight, as it was called, a specific fight between Marvelous Marvin Haggler and Thomas Hearns for the middleweight championship. These two had such powerful presences and gave one of the craziest fights in boxing history. The two cover topics from crazy types of wrestling matches, sauce preferences, and Breeg's CPR training (he is NOT currently certified, do not have a heart attack around him). Breeeeeg tries to bring up the new MOBA from Steam currently in alpha: Deadlock. Breeeg's computer then dies to prevent him from talking more about MOBAS.

In this episode of CRT, Breeeeeeeeg and Trashcan bring up a variety of topics including the L.A. Beast's campaign to have Crystal Pepsi return, sourdough and other long-term food prep commitments, the show Pros vs. Joes, and just how American apple pie and baseball are.

Our favorite duo, Trashcan Jones and Breeeeg, have come together for the 86th time to serve up another plate of Cold, Hard, Trash. They talk about the raccoon's fur masks, they talk about ethics and Terrance Howard, they talk about the heat and cold, they talk about adding cheese to ramen, and that's only the first half! Trashcan and Breeeg then get into a discussion about reboots and whether they're meant to introduce new viewers to the existing properties.

They're back at it again! Who, you ask? Well the daring duo from Cold, Hard, Trash: Trashcan Jones and Breeeg. Breeeeg wants to become a sports guy and Jones is happy to offer some Bears history before they talk about more Chicago stuff such as the grid and city borders. The two talk about MLK Jr day and the breadth of the speeches he gave about the government that they don't teach us in school. Not only that, but Helen Keller's speeches about socialism (but I said communism in the pod oopsie). They throw in a lil history of the shooter game genre and the more specific WWII shooter game genre, make a plan to sneak into a movie theater, and discuss games which can no longer be accessed legally.

The Trashlers come together once again, for again, an exciting episode of Cold, Hard, Trash. Breeeeg comes up with a business plan which will probably fail concerning the nightshade family of plants. The duo discusses Howard, Jimmy, and Kim's fate in Better Call Saul and chat a bit about Vince Gilligan's new show Pluribus. They finish it off complaining about trying to get Streamlabs to work properly on an Macbook and how useless AI searches can be.

After a hearty meal, the Trash Gang is back at it talking about the most recent movie they've seen Don's Plum. This movie features Leonardo DiCaprio being a dick to Spider-Man and a lot of the classic tropes and bigotry that come with the 90s. Critics have trouble telling if it's a terrible movie or a great movie, a question escalated by the fact that both Leo and Toby tried to prevent its release, but Trashcan and Breeeeeeeeg have formed their opposed opinions. The duo goes on to discuss the guy in Umbrella who is too badass to die, games that fuck with you, fail comps and AFV, a little history of youtube and moderation, and finish it off with another reference to how Jones's voice breaks copyright in Russia and Belarus.

For the final time this year, listen in to yet another episode of Cold, Hard, Trash with your wonderful hosts Trashcan Jones and Breeeeeeeeeeeeeg. Merriam-Webster finally owned up and admits that Breeg's word of the year, "Slop", deserves its title. The two go over some other great picks for their top word list, such as the phrase "Touch Grass" or the name of a lake we could never pronounce or even spell in a Roblox spelling bee. Jones has been watching Better Call Saul, and the duo discuss what was going through Chuck's mind in his final days when he told his brother that he didn't matter to him. While they have different interpretations as to Chuck's emotion, they can both agree that the vet who connects criminals is a pretty funny character.

Calling all Trashheads! A new episode of CRT has been released! Join Breeeeeeeg and Trashcan Jones as they talk about the creepy buildings in Jones's town, Breeeg's inability to understand why they wouldn't kill a man on screen in a comedy movie, product placement in Marvel movies, indestructible children, the propagation of memes such as building fires, and finishing it off with a happy little Christmas message for the fans

In this exciting episode of Cold, Hard, Trash, Breeeg and Trashcan talk about two hot indie games slated to come out in 2026 that bring about some nostalgia. Buster Jam and Mindwave are two games in the style of WarioWare Inc., playing numerous fast-paced microgames to progress the story. The pair talks about their wants from the different games, but no matter what, both are happy for two games in an oft overlooked genre. Jones informs Breeeg that we got some crazy ass white boys coming to wrestling: Lost Gringos Locos.

Welcome back to Cold, Hard, Trash, A Family Guy Podcast. The duo talks about a couple movies and Jones decides to rate a movie he's never seen. They're still talking about Kirby Air Riders, happy to enjoy something from their childhoods again. What if there was a guy that send overly virile mosquitos into areas affected by malaria instead of infertile ones? Jones gets owned (real) so please listen to this new episode of CRT!

Welcome back to another rip roaring episode of Cold, Hard, Trash with your hosts Trashcan and BREEG. The cold weather is coming in and so has the subpar stuffing included in the new festive Subway sandwich (sponsor us and we'll change the review; your move, Subway). The duo discusses the tenuous topic of mayonnaise vs aioli, takes a detour through some topics in ecology to make fun of sloths and koalas, and finally end up talking about the new theoretical champ of piss drinking: Elon Musk, according to his own AI.

Welcome again, our dear Trashlings, for another chill episode of Cold, Hard, Trash for your morning commute. Trashcan and Breeeeeg talk about the new Kirby Air Riders game before going over Trashcan's recent antics on his stream playing Saints Row 2. In this strangely on-topic episode, the two talk about their experience reading the mangas vs watching the animes for My Hero Academia and Fullmetal Alchemist.

In this hastily edited episode of CRT, Trashcan fawns over his favorite movie man crush, Jason Voorhees, then the boys break down what just happened with the birdemic watchalaong. They probably say some other stuff, and just generally have a fun time, like usual.

Join us in watching one of the best/worst movies of all time, Birdemic: Shock and Terror. Revered as a cult classic in its own right, it has spun off multiple sequels and retains a cult following to this day. To watch along with the movie is free (with ads) on plutotv.    Unfortunately, it's hard to find this movie ad-free for free, so if you watch along on pluto, you'll have to pause us a few times! https://pluto.tv/us/on-demand/movies/6271777dc5141100134389c0

Breeeg secures a hard-fought agreement with Jones to grow out their beards together ahead of this winter. The Trashcan Himself poses the serious questions sparking discussions about the nature of time itself, how well you can imagine an apple, and how much you can remember your dreams. Breeg talks about his time at The Nick Hotel which gets Jones wondering whether you're allowed to drink at a Chuck E Cheese. They decide at some point they would like to rent out DJ Khaled's shoe closet for a weekend, and any donations towards this effort would be appreciated. #Beards #Dreams #Nostalgia #Technology #DJKhaled #Casinos

Welcome back to another commute with the Cold, Hard, Trash gang. Jones finished Breaking Bad and him and Breeeeg talk about the impact of the finale and how fucked up Todd Alquist is. Jones buys a women's hat and is proud of that, but not proud of the receipt placed in his hand. Since the two will no longer be able to argue about guns on TV, Trashcan and Breeg agree to disagree about whether a paper receipt is worth getting for your purchases.

Hello again, faithful listeners who stick by us regardless of occasional audio issues! Another episode of CRT has hit all streaming platforms, and this one includes some talk about the first couple episodes of Ozark, Breeeeeeg's tales of his cats being jerks to one another (and getting scammed on instagram), and an extensive conversation about pressure cookers, deep frying turkeys, and friendly mold in cheese.

Join us in this lower audio quality episode of CRT! Following Breeegs illness, Jones and him decided to record these episodes over the internet. Chicken soup starts them off as an obvious relevant topic before Jones gets into a series of Packers QBs who refused to step down from their positions. Breeeg talks about the new Pokémon game where you get mauled by lions and meet a streamer girl, which leads to a debate on whether streamers zap their dogs with electricity.

Trashcan and Breeeeeg go over different representations of superheroes across the different series where they've been represented, leading into a conversation about TV shows and their relationships to toys and other merchandise. They go over Jones's progress in Breaking Bad, with Jones criticizing Gus for not threatening Walt more seriously after Gale's death.

Join us, dear listener, for another episode of Cold Hard Trash with Breeeg and Trashcan Jones. They get pumped for an upcoming Scooby-Doo marathon, Trashcan discusses his Raads test results, Breeg brings up the once-trend of stacking tall salads at Pizza Hut's salad bar, they both reminisce over a recent Worms tournament, and the conversation ends up with gambling games and the scalping of shiny Pokémon codes at Gamestop.

Welcome, listeners, to another episode of CRT with Trashcan Jones and Breeg! This episode includes Jones and Breg arguing over the attempted assassination of Hank in Breaking Bad S3, Breeeg recounts his college trip to North Carolina, including some awkward moments, biohacking and the limits of human abilities, and MGK comes up for some reason.

Join us for another entertaining session of Cold, Hard, Trash with Trashcan Jones and Breeeeeg as they regale you with the story of their weekend. The conversation turns deep discussing the origin of consciousness and what we sent to space, followed with Breeeg talking about Nintendo things since he just got a Switch 2. Then, the conversation turns south as Jones reveals himself to be a hater of Lacroix and Coffee. Tensions are rising, with many people calling for Jones to apologize live on air.

In this helping of CRT, Trashcan and Breeeeeg talk about car violence in Cars 2, try to come to a consensus about Skyler White in Breaking Bad's first two seasons, chat about framerates and phone sizes, and get excited about the new Kirby Air Riders.

In this episode Trashcan and Breeeeeg discuss the hottest new game on the market, Hollow Knight: Silksong, chat about the new Mega Pokémon releases, and debate Car-based TV shows for children.

In the momentous 65th episode of CRT, Breeg and Trashcan consider getting on the payroll of Baseball players who need a fall guy for their crimes, chat about the framing of scenes in Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul, the new phase of Superhero flicks, and the debasement of the Hulk in the MCU. Breeg goes on to talk about the difference between TV clips on Tiktok and Instagram.

Trashcan and Breeg recuperate after their perilous attempt to imitate Bob Ross and are looking for viewer input! After debating which painting is better (each one saying the others is better), they talk about a smokeout Breeeeeeg intends to have and all the nuances of smoking meat. Not only was a smokeout coming up, but the Pokémon World Championship was underway! Breeeg has been following closely and wants to share their opinions. We hope you enjoy this episode about painting, smoked meat, and Pokémon.

Join Breeeeeeeg and Trashcan in this exciting episode of CRT! Breeg starts out doing the stupidest thing possible in front of a microphone: crushing a can on his head. The duo then discusses some of Breeg's high school performances, the 3D Mario games and other Nintendo properties on the Switch 2, and weird magic showing up in primarily technological anime media. We hope you enjoy, and any ire over the can thing can be directed solely at Breg.

In this exciting episode of Cold, Hard, Trash, Trashcan and Breeeeeeg talk about the tomfoolery they got into when they were younger such as juking freshman, putting piles of batteries in dumpsters full of water, and hanging around the back rooms of swanky places. They find themselves discussing infrastructure such as the cul-de-sac and Akon City, which gives way to a conversation about famous artist's extra endeavors. They close it out on a Clown Note, discussing how clowns fit in our society nowadays and different kinds of public performers you might run into. Enjoy this 45 minutes with the Trash Team from CRT!

In this episode of CRT, Jones and BREEG argue over whether football concessions are summer or autumn food, discover what Skibidi Toilet is, discuss some movies they enjoy such as Hereditary and The Irishman, talk about what the decibel scale entails, and Jones opens up about Crohn's Disease, a chronic illness he lives with.

This episode begins with Trashcan continuing to pout that Breeeeeg made him eat a grapefruit (Trashcan did this willingly) which leads to a discussion on the different tasting notes in alcoholic beverages and some sports history, such as the careers of Lawrence Taylor and Dion Sanders, as well as Chicago's sports. Trashcan and Breeeg take detours through the history of Miranda Rights, Tiktokkable (Instagrammable) foods, childhood memories, and more!

In this bonus episode of CRT, Trashcan and Breeeeg set out on a quest of balance, through the timeless medium of breakfast

In this episode of CRT59, Breeg and Trashcan Jones put out some formal corrections concerning how one dies to lightning and Benja - uh I mean Thomas Edison's involvement in the death of an elephant, weighing a human life against that of an endangered animal's, the difference between pixies, fairies, and gremlins, how Pokémon can take multiple hits, the Pokémon metagames, monotype battles, facts about the Yu-Gi-Oh and Pokémon Trading Card games, and hologram technology. Have a listen and find out more!

Before this episode, Jones told Breeg that he was going to open with a take that Breeeg was likely to disagree with. He was correct. Breeg tries to explain why water is important to middling success. Aside from that, Breeeeeg and Trashcan Jones discuss shuffling music on Spotify and AI musicians, Talking Heads' Stop Making Sense, artistic range, iconic songs in movies, the Harry Potter movies, moving pictures (not videos) AI photo recreation, slandering and lying about Thomas Edison's (not Benjamin Franklin's) murder of an elephant, corrosion, dying in Yoshi's Island giving Breg nightmares, unintended mechanics in fighting games, invincibility frames, and playing an instrument in an apartment and the dangers of hoisting a piano into it.

Join us for another episode of Cold, Hard, Trash featuring Trashcan Jones and Breeeeeg! In this episode, Breeg tries to get Jones to edit a Wikipedia page, the prevalence of ads on mobile sites (and regular sites), how targeted targeted ads actually are, old ads and jingles, the necessity of adblockers in the face of horrible YouTube ads, whether your memories are real, baby cat talk, whether it would be ethical to keep your neutered cat's balls, how you breed fish, keeping chickens and ducks, ancient megafauna and paleoart, ketchup (catsup?), and the ever delicious ANCHOVYYY.

In this exciting episode, Breg and Trashcan Jones discuss Mountain Monsters, the history channel show about a crew of hillbilly cryptid hunters on setting up their traps, microplastics in the body, Fallout human mutation and the midwestern Brotherhood of Steel chapter from non-canon Fallout entry Fallout Tactics: Brotherhood of Steel. Then, Breeeg goes on to explain why Elden Ring: Nightreign is sooo coool in a desperate attempt to find someone to play the game with.

This episode includes Trashcan and Breeeg discuss bees and how they make honey, ultra precise doctor training involving paper cranes, Jones's nightmare(?) where he drank two beers, problems people had in the 1500s that still afflict us today such as stepping in dog shit and dealing with smelly people. Once Jones runs out of prompts, Breg goes in for the kill: 50 uninterrupted minutes of Pokémon Education including the concepts of side targeting as well as shiny hunting and Pokémon rarity.

In this episode, Breeg and Trashcan talk about fictional crushes (crushes on fictional people, not crushes that don't exist), what exactly bees do to make honey (we don't know), their ice cream truck orders, how Boxing influenced anime through the concept of signature moves and punching faces, the real Rocky (both the story and the namesake), and Breeg's newest mobile game and why it's not as bad as the other ones.