Cruise Line Offering 4 Year Trip to Escape Trump Presidency

This is episode 53 of the WET Podcast. THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt (or other c words) 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) _______________________ 00:00:00 - This Week on WET... 00:01:21 - Markus is a THC camel 00:03:07 - Justin's thuuur-agun 00:04:38 - If we didn't smoke, we'd all have apple car play right now 00:06:21 - Jump starting a car with a Honda Fit 00:09:41 - Things almost go horribly wrong (again) 00:11:57 - We've seen a bunch of books 00:14:28 - Phil the Flubber 00:18:46 - Golden Gatekeeping 00:20:27 - The WET Commandments 00:22:18 - Reflecting on one year of the pod 00:24:30 - The cowboys are still losing 00:28:38 - A treat for the video watchers 00:30:31 - Morphine makes everything better 00:32:34 - Doing drugs at work 00:33:59 - Boss baby with facial hair 00:36:21 - High Court rules calling a man bald is sexual harassment 00:39:49 - Don’t sit on the toilet for more than 10 minutes, doctors warn 00:44:15 - It's not depression if you're laughing 00:46:10 - Cruise company offers Americans a four-year escape from the Trump presidency 00:52:31 - Are we in a 'Truman Show'? 00:57:04 - Failed military coup in South Korea 01:05:59 - Community notes are the only good part about Twitter 01:08:17 - Legendary crackhead, Hunter Biden, pardoned by the President 01:13:14 - United CEO assassination 01:19:40 - Insurance is a scam 01:24:30 - Student debt is meant to keep us working forever 01:27:08 - Phil's segment 01:28:37 - Markus' dino of the week 01:31:54 - Right wing Jurassic Park Youtuber controversy _______________________ Tejas Tonic - https://www.tejastonic.com/ 15% off with code: WETPOD Sunset Tickets - https://sunsetstripatx.com/ Merch - https://www.killerclownsmerch.co/ Justin - https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/ Markus - https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/ Phillip - https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/ PRODUCTION - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/