Cruises

Are you passionate about seeing the world, but also enjoy getting violently ill amongst strangers and destroying the environment, all at the same time? Then make your next vacation a cruise, where you can eat food coated in viruses, inhale sexy hot tub bacteria, and pollute the ocean, all in the same week! Yay!! Too dark? Probably, but it's past my bedtime and I'm not changing it.Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, and be one of the first seafaring voyagers to subscribe, follow, like, and give us a five-star review about how listening to this show is probably preferable to contracting norovirus from a cruise ship buffet! Seriously, it's a thing, look it up!!