EPISODE · May 12, 2025 · 1H 23M
Da Pope
from Works Every Time · host Works Every Time
This is episode 74 of the WET Podcast.WET LIVE TICKETSFriday, May 30, 7:30 PMhttps://www.sunsetstripatx.com/?event-id=109542TEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/SUNSET TICKETShttps://sunsetstripatx.com/THE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)_________________________00:00:00 - Intro00:00:13 - Bureaucracy00:01:20 - Phillip Goes to Vegas00:01:41 - Justin Hates the Grateful Dead00:03:13 - How to Have Fun on Mushrooms00:05:53 - Markus and the Haunted Bathroom00:07:34 - Should Men Use Straws?00:09:11 - Mustaches Get in Food’s Way00:12:01 - What’s the Best Ranch?00:12:48 - O.G. Podcast (Phillip Spills)00:13:40 - Phil’s Accent00:17:05 - Drooling Banjoes00:18:11 - GTA Trailer00:21:14 - AT&T vs MetroPCS00:23:26 - The OtterBox00:24:26 - Say Something Nice00:24:50 - Justin’s Brother Calls In00:32:03 - Shitting Your Pants00:37:05 - Phillip’s Brother Throwing Up00:38:37 - Justin Drunk in the Trunk00:39:41 - More Drinking Stories00:40:55 - What Women Care About00:43:57 - Justin Spills the Tejas00:45:52 - Dino of the Week / Justin’s Birthday Party Story00:48:52 - Justin’s Life Goals00:50:50 - Justin’s Been Killing it00:51:34 - Rockstar Mentality (A Parody Song)00:52:41 - Car Talk01:01:44 - Justin Spils the Tejas (AGAIN!)01:02:07 - Markus & Justin Go At It!01:03:41 - Dukes of Hazard01:06:21- The Fight Continues01:07:50 - Phil Feels Drunk01:08:13 - The Boys Figure Out Their Schedules01:08:20 - Fake Laughs01:08:54 - Drunk Monks01:09:32 - Da Pope01:14:01 - Phil’s Been Playing Black Jack the Entire Podcast01:17:00 - Dr*gs in Vegas01:17:50 - Michigan has the Best and Cheapest W33D01:20:54 - Taking Phil to the Hood of Detroit01:22:14 - Outro01:23:03 - Actual “Da Pope” Line_________________________Follow the show:https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcasthttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinhttps://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacherMarkus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/Phillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/WTF - https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedyProduction:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass
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This is episode 74 of the WET Podcast.WET LIVE TICKETSFriday, May 30, 7:30 PMhttps://www.sunsetstripatx.com/?event-id=109542TEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/SUNSET TICKETShttps://sunsetstripatx.com/THE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)_________________________00:00:00 - Intro00:00:13 - Bureaucracy00:01:20 - Phillip Goes to Vegas00:01:41 - Justin Hates the Grateful Dead00:03:13 - How to Have Fun on Mushrooms00:05:53 - Markus and the Haunted Bathroom00:07:34 - Should Men Use Straws?00:09:11 - Mustaches Get in Food’s Way00:12:01 - What’s the Best Ranch?00:12:48 - O.G. Podcast (Phillip Spills)00:13:40 - Phil’s Accent00:17:05 - Drooling Banjoes00:18:11 - GTA Trailer00:21:14 - AT&T vs MetroPCS00:23:26 - The OtterBox00:24:26 - Say Something Nice00:24:50 - Justin’s Brother Calls In00:32:03 - Shitting Your Pants00:37:05 - Phillip’s Brother Throwing Up00:38:37 - Justin Drunk in the Trunk00:39:41 - More Drinking Stories00:40:55 - What Women Care About00:43:57 - Justin Spills the Tejas00:45:52 - Dino of the Week / Justin’s Birthday Party Story00:48:52 - Justin’s Life Goals00:50:50 - Justin’s Been Killing it00:51:34 - Rockstar Mentality (A Parody Song)00:52:41 - Car Talk01:01:44 - Justin Spils the Tejas (AGAIN!)01:02:07 - Markus & Justin Go At It!01:03:41 - Dukes of Hazard01:06:21- The Fight Continues01:07:50 - Phil Feels Drunk01:08:13 - The Boys Figure Out Their Schedules01:08:20 - Fake Laughs01:08:54 - Drunk Monks01:09:32 - Da Pope01:14:01 - Phil’s Been Playing Black Jack the Entire Podcast01:17:00 - Dr*gs in Vegas01:17:50 - Michigan has the Best and Cheapest W33D01:20:54 - Taking Phil to the Hood of Detroit01:22:14 - Outro01:23:03 - Actual “Da Pope” Line_________________________Follow the show:https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcasthttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinhttps://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacherMarkus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/Phillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/WTF - https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedyProduction:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass
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