Dad Bod

Episode Notes Fathers day is near and we hope each Dad enjoys their special day. And if you aren't a Dad please go out there and try to become one ASAP. The birth rate in the US has been falling for over a decade and its because your ass wont say "Hi" to the new receptionist. Don't be shy anymore and show her the graph of the declining birth rate. She would have no choice but to help America. We the Baddies would recommend having the birth rate graph present at all times in case you are in contact with a future soulmate. You might come off as crazy, desperate, or on drugs but its ok because this is for America. If the police get called about you harassing women with the graph then go ahead and show the police the graph. If they tell you to stop then this is your cue to run. The police will then start chasing you but if you follow any Baddie fitness routines you will easily outrun them. Once you outrun the enemy go ahead and start showing future soulmates the graph once more. Rinse are repeat until success. If you get caught by the police and eventually placed before a judge. Plea insanity. This podcast is powered by Pinecast.