Date 129 - Dance Like No One is Squatching

It’s Shadow’s first episode as an official Monster Crush co-host/co-cryptowoologist! To ease her into things, we decided to bring a couple cryptids that might sound kinda familiar but are totally unique and weird in their own special ways. So strap on and strap in for the Octosquatch and the Sheepsquatch, two hairy fellas with a lotta love to give! Featuring: WELCOME Shadow, we present Shadow with her official Cryptowoologist credentials, dragons and sad round little guys, remember Buzzfeed Quizzes?, Spooky News (a Moon Base could prevent space plague, mini-squatch sightings, squatch calling contests), baby-cooing cryptids, Spanish roads take me home, jackhammering cryptids, White thing vs. White Thang, exit pursued by Sheepsquatch, stick your hectocotylus in my siphon, we solve a little mystery (kinda), pulling someone else’s hair out of your crack, AND MORE! CW: reference to harm of mythical creatures (15:00-19:30), hypothetical virus/plague (22:45- death (25:30-26:30) mention of 9/11 (1:13:15-1:14:50) We are proud to be a part of the Sword & Key Network - beacons.ai/swordandkey. Our music is by the handsome and talented Nick Lambert. Find him on Instagram @lambertropolis. All other music and sounds are licensed through Epidemic Sounds.Use code THELADYDAME for 10% off of your order from Friday Afternoon Tea - https://www.fridaytea.com - we suggest the Smut-Tea and/or the Sword & Tea