Date 96 - Eat Your Heart Out

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Happy Valentine’s Day from all of us at Monster Crush! We celebrate Monster Love every single day but it feels especially important on this corporatized, pre-assigned day of affection. So this time we bring you a couple of monsters to make your heart skip a beat… as they rip it from your chest. Yes, far from content with heart-shaped boxes of candy, these monsters prefer hearts with more gooshy filling. So please enjoy the Danish fell-knight, the Valraven and the Korean 9-tailed fox of cunning evil, the Kumiho!Featuring: Do we talk about actual Monster F***ing enough? - We restate our mission and boundaries - Spooky News: Ghost Earthquakes - Saxsquatch: musician and hero - Why does the heart symbol not look like an actual heart? - Roman’s sexed a plant to extinction - king hearts are like raven Taco Bell - bury your dead or else - Valraven has Pokemon evolutions - we support women’s wrongs - the best way to ruin a wedding: look like the bride and get naked - And More!CW: Consumption of humans - specifically hearts (throughout), train-accident related death (12:40-12:50), child death (41:35-43:00)We are proud to be a part of the Sword & Key Network. Our music is by the handsome and talented Nick Lambert. Find him on Instagram @lambertropolis. All other music and sounds are licensed through Epidemic Sounds.

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