#81. Dating After Divorce: My Sister’s Teen Mom Story & Our Roast of the Worst Dating App Profiles

Okay, this one? A true emotional rollercoaster.Lizzy (my actual sister, not just in vibes - she's legally my sibling) is back on the pod, and we are talking about everything. From her journey as a teen mom, to both of us getting divorced, to dating again in our 30s and how different our experiences have been...it’s all in here.There’s a story in here where Lizzy had to fake passing out just to get medical care. There’s a man who felt the need to clarify “I’m not gay” in his dating profile. There are espresso martinis. There is chaos. And now there's you.We get into:Lizzy’s teen pregnancy and marriage/divorce storyWhat it’s really like dating post-divorce (spoiler: UN-HINGE-D)A savage roast of some of the worst dating app bios we’ve seen (and saved for your listening pleasure)What we actually want in a relationship now, and why we won’t settle for lessThe comforting joy of ginger ale and Lorna Doones in a crisisIf you've ever faked enthusiasm for a man with “Bills Mafia” in his bio, this episode is for you.What you’ll walk away with:A reminder that you’re not alone in the messPermission to laugh at things that were once not funnySisterly advice on what red flags to dodge like your life depends on itDeep validation if you’re feeling like love is broken - it’s not, the apps just might beHighlights & Time Stamps:00:00 – Sisters’ reunion & immediate chaos02:30 – Lizzy’s teen‑mom journey + unexpected hospital trip16:00 – My divorce story + re‑starting life and self‑worth28:45 – Dating app horror show: the worst bios we’ve saved36:20 – What we really want in a partner (and why we’ve changed)42:00 – Wrap‑up, sibling shout‑outs, next episode teaseNot every episode will be about dating, I promise. But this one? Absolutely had to be. Part two is coming soon, and you’ll want to be here for it.Love you. Mean it.Now go swipe left on that man holding a fish.Support the show💸 Want to support the pod? There’s a new listener support option now! Click the link above to be a part of the "Bunch of MAFOs"  and I'll love you forever. Thank you to the current bunch!! Paul F, Michael H, Bridget W, Sam S, Ben S, Lauren B, Maria Q, Lizzy, Brandon G, and Mama 💜What to do now?Subscribe to the channel! Follow us on Instagram: @mostlyallfiguredoutFollow us on TikTok: @mostlyallfiguredoutTo connect with me about event and fundraising consulting for your nonprofit, shoot me a DM on IG @inspiredeventscollective!Subscribe to the YouTube Channel to watch the episodes:  @mostlyallfiguredout ‬Please rate and review the podcast! It really helps to get it in front of more people. And we love you for it.Show theme music by: @4thstringaudio