This is probably the wrong... What a weird picture of him. I knew they were strange, but that's the worst one. Now it started.
Now it started. Come and see dynamic mic L. See how he... Can't do it now.
We'll be doing that bit for the last 10 minutes. See how he expeditiously removes his wesket and toff and doff's top hat. In a display of dynamicism to thrill the woman folk and impress the men. I'm trying to figure out this bit.
I'm trying to figure out what era of films this is. It's not like it feels like sort of 70s exploitation movie. But also what you're talking about is like 20s silent era. I don't think it's a film.
I think it's a side show. Of course. Bang on. It's a side show.
Dynamic Michael. You won't come and see the bearded lady. Now witness the terrible tumbling tiny twins. Dynamic Michael.
Finally wonder dynamic Michael. Just channings taking his clothes off. That's what it is. It's not taking all his clothes off.
It's taking like, you know, like the over trousers off. Whatever they fucking used to wear, they got a bed in. Yeah. It was ridiculous.
He straightened down into a stripy set of a stripy bathing suit. Yeah. One of those sleeping things with an ass patch. Yeah.
I was probably not. You remember those? I remember those. I was an old men dressed in weird pajamas.
That's hat. I remember when they did. Yeah. It was a simple time.
It was a simple time. I don't know if we could go back there. When men were men. When men were men and had to unbutton their little hat.
Their little hat should go poopy. How you doing? I'm doing all right. Doing all right.
Yeah. It's going to be interesting on this week. Yeah. What's different about it?
How are you explaining to everyone how the bird flies? We've not asked any of the titles this week. We're flying journalists. Yeah.
That's true. Yeah. So, yeah. It got to Saturday night.
Yeah. I was posting the episode. Hang on. How are we going to do another one?
I was usually a post. I was usually a post before I put this out on a social media. I was like, wait, hang on. Have you put a genre post out?
I haven't put a poll out this week. I haven't even asked anyone the patrons what they wanted to do. Yeah. I just got a little...
I had a change schedule at work. Yeah. I usually wrote signs to tell me. Yeah.
Like, this is next. Yeah. I failed. To be honest, right?
We're both to blame. Because I could have been like, wait, hang on. Where's this? Yeah.
No. Can't have an autopilot. It's like, yeah, that's done that. Yeah, usually.
It's just like, oh, wait, no. No. I've even got a reminder. I have a thing called this as a genre poll.
Yeah. And then like, title posts. Yeah. Didn't help apparently.
Yeah. But then again, do all that. Go stop reminding me of to do things as well. Yeah.
So, you know, that's 400 crystals. I've never got back. Like, do all of the other crystals. The higher the stakes are with you lingo, the more they remind you.
So I'm hitting one day 960 of a streak. Yeah. So like, every fucking five minutes, I've not done a doing that. I lost a streak for the exact reason.
The vote just stopped reminding me. Really? Yeah. It's really weird.
It's like a little bit of reminding every day, and then one day just nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Not a teapat of them.
It's like, ah, that's what the owl's voice. Yeah. Imagine that, that cute little green owl. Ah, ah, you're still learning geronda.
Yeah. Well, not when I'm not around. Do you really want to lay in German? Are you just pretending?
Yeah, that's what the owl thinks of me. Can I tell you what's annoying me? Speak with your lingo. I've been learning French.
You know what the main reason was for me learning French? What? Because I started watching Blue is the Warmest Color. Oh yeah?
Yeah, the three hour long... Bluey? Yeah, the kids will show. No, no, no, no.
Is it close? No, no, no, no. Matt, Matt, Matt, right. If you watch Blue is the Warmest Color, you'll be laughing so hard as comparison.
So yeah, and I was just sort of like, I kind of just want to like, I don't know, if I got distracted by my phone or something, I was like, I kind of wish I knew what they were saying, just without having to read the subtitles. I was like, fuck it, I'll learn French. Just in the interim. Yeah, just...
I'll put this on pause. Go away. Go away. We're doing a thing, right?
Yeah. I'm going to refer to as the state of the podcast. The state of the union address. That's terrifying.
The state of the podcast. The state of the first state of the podcast. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How are you, Matt?
I'm all right. Yeah, yeah. Just, you know, I carry on. Carry on.
Carry on. No genre this week. No genre this week. Not even a map.
Not even a road map. Not even a road map for us to... Not even go. Yeah, to figure out what's going on.
No, sir. No genre, hardly any titles. No. Yeah.
It's, yeah. We're flying without wings. Flying by the seat of our pants. Yes.
That's what we're doing. Yeah, there we go. Wings not needed. Four hundred and three episodes in, I think.
Yep. Four hundred and three, four episodes in. We were just like, nah. Nah, let's just not do it.
We can do it. We can do it without... We can do it without... Listen, it's...
Don't need your help at all. We both forgot to pull up the genre and thus a title post now. It's just been a week. Yeah, it has been a week to be fair.
So you can forgive us that. What we did do instead of that is just ask our patrons for help. Yes. You were like, help.
Help. Help. Please give us content. Please help us make content.
And content may work. Give us all sort of a matter of questions and such. So we're just going to do a little review on that. We're going to pepper.
I've got some things to read out. Got some emails. Yeah. Yeah, from the...
You mentioned this to me earlier and I completely forgot about it. Yeah, you got some emails from the Life's Pitch podcast at Gino.com. Because last night my email address was hit with like, so I was trying to log in on the Life's Pitch podcast at Gino.com. I was like, wow, good luck to them.
Yeah. If they want to stick through all those Patreon updates. Sure. What are they going to do with that?
What are they going to do with that information? Enjoy them. Enjoy themselves. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. It really doesn't hit me at all. Yeah.
But yes, I've got a few of those to read out. But we're going to pepper those through some questions we've had from our audience. So yeah, as you probably mentioned on the actual episode, there's a Patreon in Spired episodes. So the titles we've been given on the episodes from Patreon.
Yes. I think. I hope. I hope.
Who knows? Who knows what we'll do? Because we recorded the scenes first. Before the main book.
Before the episode. Just kind of a warm up. So yeah, we've got some questions from our listeners on Patreon. Yeah.
And if you want to get involved because we might do this more. Yep. If you want to get involved in Ask Us Questions, get onto patreon.com slash a live-sophage podcast. Yeah, it's a good opportunity for us to say thank you to the patrons and also, you know, just encourage everyone else.
You can call it a drive if you like. Yeah. Yeah. You can call it a sort of.
A call to action. A slightly. An interruption of your regular content. Yeah.
To say, have you considered doing as the solid of becoming a patron going over to patreon.com slash. Page podcast. Yeah. Where you can get a bunch of spectrely extra pictures.
Yeah. You can get. I mean hundreds. Yeah.
And yeah, I made the joke the other day that the Titanic country was hours, hours worth of content. It is. It's literally hours and hours of content. Too many hours.
Just me. Speaking of which, right, I'm going through like, I've decided to watch some really long films recently. In installments. Yeah.
I like reading a novel almost Lawrence of Arabia. Yeah. Right. I've been, I've been watching it all week.
Yeah. And I suddenly hit the intermission. I was just like, fuck it out. I'm only halfway through.
What the fuck? That's great. That's too long. It is too long.
It's like three hours, 40 something minutes or something like that. Maybe golly will. It might be four hours. Almost as long as an episode of rings of power.
Yeah. No. Right. It's how long it feels.
Yeah. Exactly. Like it may not be actually eight hours long. Yeah.
They certainly feel it. I don't hate the show. No. I don't hate the show.
Like it's fine. Yeah. It's an absolutely fine show. Like I want to, I want to know what happens to, to, to tank fast sticks the bold and his little hobbit friends as much as anyone else.
I do love right. You've approached it because Jenny kind of wanted to watch it. Yeah. So she was, she told me it was like taking a leave it Matt.
Yeah. Like, and then you were like, no, I want to watch this with you. I will watch it. Yeah.
I will watch this with you and I will rename all of the characters. Like I've got to love that move. It's the, it's the assumption that I think that the, the show has that I'm going to give a shit. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. And it's kind of wish I'd done that.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
It's like, oh, it's instilled, uh, uh, the, the, the sun of a giant, uh, I forget that. Like, it's, I, I know some, right. Here's the thing. I've read Fellowship of the Ring.
Yeah. All the way up until they get to the Elfie, if it's the second elf place. Yeah. You know, they all pile into one really.
Yeah. Cause it's just going down a river for fucking eight chapters. Yeah. Um, but like, um, yeah.
Yeah. No, you're right. Yeah. Like it's, it's the one with the Elf Queen who, who swims across a sea.
Yeah. Um, but not in the book. They've been out in the book. In the show.
Yeah. Um, but like the, I read that book. I read that much. Right.
But moreover, I had a book on Tolkien history stuff. Like, which I was, I liked, uh, it was a book about Tolkien's world rather than setting Tolkien's world. Yeah. Um, and I, I, I've like sort of passively picked up bits and bobs of the, of the Tolkien universe stuff.
Yeah. And moreover, I've got a good mind for law. Yeah. Right.
I usually receive law and keep it. Yeah. You know what, right? I don't think you'll like Lord of the Rings.
Right. Yeah. I think you'll fucking love the Silmarillion. Am I?
He doesn't make a lot. That's it. I have, I have got a good mind. I've got a kind of law magnet mind that just sort of tells me, saying we, we start with, right?
I couldn't give two shits about the original trilogy really. Yeah. It's, it's when I find out that like about the, the Kyber crystal, uh, the origin of discovery of Kyber crystals. I'm like, fuck yeah.
Let's go. Um, I like all that stuff. Um, it's like I'm not really beholden to the source material or even like the annotations of the sort of material, but rather just the sort of a like timeline of things. I'm standing back.
It's fun for me. Um, but like, like on the other hand. It's very silly. On the other hand, like there is an expectation in society.
There's a threshold for people understanding the law of, of the, um, original law of the rings trilogy. Yeah. Is expected of us as society is way higher than it should be. Yeah.
You know what I mean? Like, um, it's like football. Yeah. Right.
We're supposed to know the names of some footballers. Yeah. And it's like the threshold for law in football is way higher than it should be. We're all expected to know what the offside rule is all about.
Exactly. Well, not even just that. But like we're also supposed to know that like, um, Man City and Man United have a rivalry or something or like, I don't know. Uh, Celtic Rangers are similar ones.
Right? We're supposed to know the law behind that. Hang on. Hang on.
Football chat. I've not done the delete scenes yet. For that. I've added a little jingle.
Have you said football chat? But yeah. Uh, the law, we're supposed to know culturally about football is much higher than just like it is for Christianity. We culturally expect to know the law of Christianity and the same is true of war rings.
And so like higher than it necessarily should be because people love that trilogy so much. And so I'm like I'm completely drawn to the idea that that has to be rebutted. Yeah yeah. Like I can't help it.
I can't help it but not take it seriously. Yeah. Like when people say frando you and like I'm just like fucking what hell-frody hell. We're just making things up.
Yeah yeah. Everything's just making things up. You will love the Silrillion. It's just fucking nonsense.
It is like it's just I liken it to the like the parts of the Bible that are just naming people for days. When the when the balanar. Yeah. The balanar.
That was a word I learned this week. Yeah. But when I was a balan, yeah the one's the place where the no no no no no no no valanar. Valar.
Valar. Valar. Yeah the valar. Yeah like yeah like they couldn't just say got.
Couldn't just fucking say got for them. Yeah yeah. Yeah just just say that. Like I'm supposed to get it.
Like same with like knowing who Harold L. Rond is. Yeah yeah yeah. It's just a long time.
This is starting to really get to me. I don't know why. It's the other way. I've been trying to listen to the Silmerillion book.
Yeah. I might get it when the only circus version comes out because apparently he's doing all the time. Listen to him do the he is in prison right now. And a guy actually far far away.
He's got to come back from really. Yeah it's really all we found out. Yeah. Very hard to get out of the prison.
Yeah. We'll get to that later maybe. Who knows. I don't think we will.
Maybe they say we've got a battery. Yeah. Batter like to compete against. Yeah like and I've been listening to you.
What is it that I know why it's not called law of the rings. Already. Yeah. Lore of the rings.
But it's like Lord of the rings law podcast. Yeah. Done by this guy who does like the fallout. Elder Scrolls and stuff like that.
So this guy is so like wonderfully enthusiastic about Tolkien's world. Right. Yeah. Yeah.
He's great. So is Jenny. Yeah. I mean actually know what Jenny doesn't actually she knows loads about the law.
But she doesn't she's not precious about it. Oh yeah. Yeah. And she cares about the characters.
Importantly she cares about the heart of the characters. The emotional bombs and all that stuff. The fact that it's definitely not but definitely is a sort of like a parallel to the war. What talking about a dream war and that like a male bonding and all that sort of stuff.
But like she doesn't hold it. Precious. No. Which is why I can get away with going like it's all frody out.
I know right. But Lord of the mail. There is something hilarious. Just watching it with someone.
Like when you've got kind of like an invested interest watching it with someone just going and that's truly boom. Whizz card boom. It's funny. Go down to the mind of Whizz card.
Oh yeah. Yeah. Like they have another realize right. You do this with Star Wars as well.
I don't notice it. We do this with Star Wars because it's just silly names. Something lingers on someone for very slightly too long. Yeah.
And the director only wants us to know that that guy is sad. Yeah. But we're like, Oh, it's big legal. Yeah.
You name every character because chances are they've got to fucking me. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. With Andor. Right. Yeah.
We've been calling it Andor Dandor. Yeah. To the point where I've been saying to people at work, I've been watching Andor Dandor. And I'm like, fuck you.
It's easier to say the actual name. No, it's it's Andor Dandor and the Dandor. Yeah. No, we all know.
Yeah. And I've been calling it that on Twitter. Hashtag Andor Dandor. Nobody knows.
Nobody knows. I just go through lines just calling it. It's a shame we haven't been tweeting about Andor more. Because firstly, I fucking love it.
Yeah. Like, aside from the rings of power, right? Which is fine. Yeah.
Andor is like fast becoming one of the most engaging pieces of Star Wars media that I've seen. And so the fact that we just won the round calling it Andor Dandor thinking people will know what we need. I mean, people do. Like when you said Andor Dandor, because you had no fucking clue who the character was when you announced it.
Yeah. It's just like, yeah. Andor and I was like, who? The battle of Andor?
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's ring Star Wars bells.
So don't ring that bell. Ring that bell. Yeah. That bell can be unrun.
Watch. Watch. Andor Dandor Dandor Dandor. Yeah.
Do that. Do that. So I'm going to get some patient questions. OK.
And then I'll get emails. So from Mickey Donald, this is Sora. Is that a new one? I think it's a new one.
That's not a new one. It's just a change from the old one. The last one of this, I'll give you a hint that this person also had the word Sora in it. OK.
Right. They're doing a Kingdom Hearts thing. I'll take it. You've got to assume so.
So the last a few questions. Yeah. Favorite film of a pitched? Favorite film I ever pitched?
Yeah. OK. I think this one's pretty easy. But I can't know what it's called.
OK. No, I can't remember what it was about. I can't remember what it was called. It was called They Move the Moon.
I don't fucking remember this at all. Start stuff with the Dreamworks logo. Oh, and then then Rugger Howler looks up. Like Zoom's down onto Rugger Howler is the top of a telescope saying there's a boy in the moon.
Yeah. And then he decides and then like whoopie Goldberg's there. What are we going to do? They would just discover there's a boy in the moon.
Like I'm going to kill it. And that's the whole movie. And then it's just like it's just them trying to kill the boy in the moon from the dreamworks. Yeah.
OK. Yeah. Because the one that the first thing that comes to mind is Stinky Rental's. Yeah.
Similar era of pitches for sure. Yeah. Because yeah, I think the one you came out with was competitive pitching back when we were doing that one. It might have been.
Yeah. Yeah. Really? Yeah.
I mean, we've not done a good one. I think we've done plenty of good ones. It's just it's just that one will stay with me like forever. Stinky Rental's where Daniel V.
Ogo's round and shitting and shitting in his tennis house. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
That was. We can't tell. Can you tell? So it was the time when me and Matt would pitch in visual movies.
Can I tell? Which one of us would have pitched that movie? How a pure panic. Yeah.
There's that one. That one always comes to mind. Yeah. I can't find my keys, which is the one I eventually wrote into like a sort of a straft of a script.
That one again pops up. So we did with Charlie Asco. Yeah, for sure. Obviously Legend of the Dead.
It's going to be a big favour here. Yes. We know that's Dave's favourite. We do know.
That's the first one he was on. It's his favourite one. We've known him best it since. Yeah.
We've done some good ones though. So he keeps coming on. He's like, I'm trying to get high. Yeah.
There's a few ones that we've done with Dave. Like King Kong and Spagot. Oh yeah. King Kong goes to space.
That's a good one. Billy, that's something we got out. Yeah. Yeah.
Well, I mean, it was a pretty fun thing in the film. I remember a little bit about it. They're not loaded. They're probably going to go back and listen to it.
Yeah. Because Steve Brashini has to climb inside King Kong. Yes. I do remember that now.
What else was there? Oh, there's a lot of things. It was 400 episodes. Yeah.
There's who did what? Did somebody die? That was a quite good one. That was a good one.
That was another Dave one. Yeah. I remember it because it came up on my sort of reminders, not reminders, sort of memories on Facebook where we pitched a who done it. Yes.
And the joke was it's got the most incredible fucking cat. Who did what did somebody die? Probably yeah. Because the joke was the poster was just a mansion.
But it was covered in people's names because we couldn't fit them all on the poster. And I'm just like, every time a new who done it comes out, just like, this is becoming more and more. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Like going back, Richard's hot new cat. Oh, yeah. Remember that?
So that was a Halloween one. Yeah. You can't lose with Laura Dale. Yes.
God. Yeah. Remember we had Laura on. Yeah.
That was a good time. Yeah. I remember. Yeah.
So we got a few there. Go back and listen to them. Like, what was it called? A little rascal to make us from hell.
Oh, yeah. I was a good one. Oh, the one where Tom Hanks is stuck on a plane with Tim Curry as the devil. What was that?
Oh, it was called Dogger Dave. Dogger Dave. Eternal Flight to Hell. That was good.
Yeah. I remember that. But I think it had Keith Allen. Yeah.
But he was a car. Yeah. He was really aroused by his headlights. I don't remember what he was like that.
It was disgusting. As all the good ones are. But yeah, that's probably my, those are some of the favourites. Yeah.
I'd say there's a good few there. Yeah. If you want to get listening to them. Yep.
Do you have another question from the, Oh, I don't have any questions. You don't have any questions. Just bits from me. No, I have, I have emails.
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No, it's just a money rate. Yeah. Yeah. I think it's just, should we do it?
No. No. No. I can't believe I can't believe it.
I can't believe it. Like, like what would we have got from that? Money? Money maybe.
Yeah. But we'd have to say like Tom, how are you look after your beer? Because I've got, I've got a big, hairy beard on the face. Yeah.
Yeah. And let me tell you. Oh, no. Manscaped with the one that, oh, Tom, you've got to look after your balls.
Yes. Oh, hairy balls. Get rid of that. Manscaped.
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You got like two. I'll do about three. All right. We'll spread them out.
We'll spread them out. Two of them from the same person. Yeah. Manscaped.
It's really one as Tom. Mr. Skaped. So again, from the same person that Mickey told, this is Sora.
Dream guest for the show. Dream guest. Oh, we've just been lazy, haven't we? Like, I mean, ideally, like Jim Stephanie Stirling would be like, one of the people who really like kicked off this vibe.
Like we, we almost know resemblance now to anything that they ever did. That's a beer even though. Yeah. We took what they did.
Well, I mean, we didn't take what they did. No, not really. It was just something we got really into. Yeah.
Just pitching, like, because Jim Stephanie's a pitched low Willem de Faux pictures. Yeah. Like premeditated sort of like, I've had an idea for a Willem de Faux movie. Yeah.
And they'd always be ridiculous. And then I think, well, this will link into the next question. Yeah. If you had the podcast start, I had the show start.