You know you potato skins and potato shirts welcome to another episode of Jesse Wilders got to life I'm Jesse. That's why I was here. That was the guy that was not only Sounded like something it actually was something that was an actual joke I commend you I know that you're not calling me out for the the work that I do in my sort of brother I have no kind of idea what the riddle was I was so long ago Exactly shit, whatever crock a shit you have up for me Why don't you just shove it in your ass cuz what in the fuck was the riddle brother? I think it was a candle dude.
I think the answer was a candle guys. It was a candle. I Yes, good job Johnny as always sort of like a volleyball court where Johnny is sort of hitting the ball And then sprinting to the other side and then hitting it and then sprinting back with his powerful legs And we're on the side keeping score But like not do like how you when you and your friends are playing cornhole and your girlfriend is keeping score And you turn where you're like was that do we have seven or nine and she's like yeah, and I'm like how many yards was it? Oh, what are we doing?
Well, cool. Cool. No, I have a question. I've been thinking about a lot.
Uh-huh unrelated to the topic just to get us kind of get us started Sure, so we have our voice mail. We've still never seen one voice mail. That's okay. I'm sure there people are busy You know, it's the holidays the holidays dude Passover and we got more they coming up all types of holidays and Christmas and Christmas is right around the corner So our voice mail 4.1 5 7 6 3 1 0 6 1 Who do you think is the so far?
We've got one one message and it is from a former NFL player right friend of the show Everybody knows we were just talking about bad not bad Who is the most famous person you think we can get to call into our voicemail Beyonce? No, I need you to take this seriously I mean, I don't know that just a who's the most famous person. We know right well Okay, I don't think Beyonce would call our voice line at gunpoint Not sully her name and the guy here before she lives long enough to see yourself become the villain. Yeah, yeah She calls it.
She's like uh Very not quite lit pancakes in the afternoon or whatever. That's my peal say impression. That was spot. I know she's in the room with us Here you want to reach beyond people that we know and just yeah, yeah, yeah I'm saying like okay Let's say that you and I are doing a campaign right and we we decide like today not that we need to make a decision But we decide you're saying that like um jerry O'Connell.
We're gonna get him We're gonna get jerry O'Connell. Oh, we'll do it, bro. You don't even tell him the deets He's I think we should shoot higher than O'Connell if you were like you call up Jerry O'Connell and we're like jerry We got something like man Yeah, so we could talk Jerry O'Connell. I think so too, but that's kind of what I'm shooting for you know Like what is like reasonably sort of you think like Cavill would do it?
We just DM him. We're like dude We love the the Witcher and whatever they were saying about you on set We don't we are like totally not on their side. What about rather than call the voicemail like leave the voicemail for us Like oh, I know that I know that it's like hello. This is Henry Covell.
You've reached Jesse while there's guys Oh, that's good, dude That's kind of all you need when any that voicemails don't even have to be for us anymore They could it could just be basically a public voicemail for Henry Covell Holy shit when I was in high school this kid that was a great younger than me huge Giants fan His family had a season tickets He met John Miller the Hall of Fame broadcaster for the Giants or and he asked him to do his voicemail And so for the longest time I assume shout out to Gordon drop me. I assume Gordon's voicemail is still to this day Hi, you've reached Gordon's voicemail. This is John Miller Gordon's probably watching the Giants or Eating some popcorn or something like it was the most ridiculous thing and he's like but you could leave him a message This is once again John Miller Jerry O'Connell would also do the voicemail easily I would have Chuck you think Chuck would do it like Charles Barkley Yeah, well we could definitely get Shaq because he does like general commercials like if we have a thousand dollars We could get Shaq to do anything. Yeah, I do not think that they paid him a thousand dollars for the general I don't think that the general has a thousand dollars right commercial budget Yeah, the second follow question to who can we get to do our voicemail is how much money would it take for Shaq to Name of our podcast tattooed on his neck.
Oh, I'll tell you who will do our voicemail for sure for free is probably Papa John Yeah, but I don't know that we want that we He said that there would be a reckoning and we are it we are you're reckoning Papa John Just the the sweatiest nastiest voicemail. He's like got the mic in his mouth. No, that one's out I would turn him down. I think if he offered he came out of the woodwork I would say no we'll pay Papa John to not leave our voice.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, I don't know I think that like guys Fred the word tell him that we're in the market for Sweet fucking voicemail more famous the better It's like who basically it's not who we want who don't we want it's Papa John? It's Papa John for sure It's probably I don't want Eminem. How about that?
To do our voice mail. Oh my god Dude Jesus Christ and have them tone it down to Google boys speaking of spaghetti. Oh cool bad one Tell him that's something you might get delivered to your home. Don't love it.
We're doing takeout. I would take out this week actually What did you get? I got what did I get Greek food? I got like a euro Nice we just had Jersey Mike's delivered to us.
Are you familiar? Yeah, that's a delicacy Mm-hmm. I don't get Danny DeVito to do the voicemail of Jersey Mike's fame. Oh, yeah, I feel like Okay Jersey Mike's is interesting.
Why'd you do that because it was lunchtime and we have already eaten at the four restaurants that are here so That's kind of a wet sandwich to get delivered right brother. It was extra wet today. Let's talk Let's talk about wet it's good or it's fast too. Sometimes it's too wet this happens like in COVID especially but places learn how to wrap up their shit really Well, uh-huh sometimes you get something delivered and you're like oh my god You have done an outstanding job like I feel like sugarfish kind of kick that whole shit off at least in LA Okay, now a lot of the sushi takeout boxes look like that and everything like sometimes there's one place here Shout ganshaun they their food always gets delivered hot I don't know how the fuck they do it, but it's always still really hot when when it arrives.
It's well packaged I appreciate that spillies god dudes spillies are fucking day-rewinners. Okay, so I'm putting delivery as a category And you said a couple of things and I think yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna go out on a limb here Yeah, is this the one time that COVID was a three. I mean it arguably made the delivery process stronger, right? Yes.
Wow. Thank you Shout out because like yeah, you're right sugarfish had the like it was a little bit extra to me, but like oh extremely It did it right. I remember I mean they were doing that pre-COVID. I remember the first time I saw that I was like this is amazing and then it had the instructions on inside flap I was like this is the best takeout I've ever seen and now a lot of good sushi place is basically do that I'm putting wet sandwiches of one for consumable.
You're just like don't make it and this is not even the delivery fault sometimes This is just a person who fucking made it don't wrap up my sandwich of his two dang wet I don't know what happened today at my Jersey Mike's delivery, but dude It was like a fucking New York deli sandwich. They juiced they there was so much meat on it was bananas Okay, but what so deli Mike deli Mike dirty Mike he'd make these sandwiches so wet, but so Yeah, but they're never it was too. It was way too wet. It was not it's like they put the wetness on the side It feels a little like it's on your that's your bad.
You should have said no wet. I Don't ever say I always let it be wet and it's always wet inside. I don't like on wet outside Let's talk about something else You can there's strategies to prevent wet when you're so french fries go on leave the bag open gang Because it's gonna steam if you crunch the bag up It's gonna steam inside and then it's gonna get wet and you're gonna lose the crispiness You think you're trying to preserve the thing that gonna cool them off if they'll get a little cooler, but they'll stay crunchier I think I think as a as a rule a little bit fries are almost always a two because they're either going to be not quite hot enough or A little fogged. Yeah, this is the issue.
I love fries. Dude. God fuck. I love fries fried food.
I I'm okay with putting that as a one for delivery. Whoa, no, I can't travel travel well Doesn't travel well Ice cream it doesn't travel well Like I can't do sandwich. I think is an ideal delivery item I can't do all fried food as a one because like I do fuck with wings delivered and like Crunchy some of them are we get we got a couple of spots that fuck it up pretty good. Yeah, I mean I don't know I like to eat it hot and fresh.
I like I love it hot and fresh. Yeah, I mean I get that but that's like that's the fast food Is not it for me that's the one dude. I actually think that's I know that for some people It's their only option which is why you're ordering out here ordering jersey mics, but like yeah getting fast food delivered is Extremely depressing to me unless you are so drunk It's kind of fun with people and you're like let's order a bunch of fucking tacos or talk about it whatever but it sucks upon arrival It's just like you have such a small window with fast food in general. It's not standing up to the fucking car ride Yeah, I also just think like For me ordering out is a couple of things right part of it is that I'm lazy.
I'm tired. Oh reasoning is a category I think oh for shnoo and and so like to me if I'm feeling lazy I'm feeling tired I need something quick all the drive-thru on the way home like I don't need to get jack-in-the-box delivered It's so easy. I'm only getting fast food delivered if I am unable to operate a vehicle. Yeah.
Yeah, exactly That's the only time to me. It's acceptable or I guess you're a teen but like people that are just like oh, I'm I'm getting five guys delivered I'm like are you sure and Burgers don't I don't that doesn't do it for burgers is a one and I always I would say once every four months I Convince myself. I say all right. I'm really daddy to juicy burger It'll be good this time and it's just not it never is See the other thing about it is like I like to pick it up if I'm getting faster because I want the control over Space between it coming out of the window because it's like a brand new car you drive off a lot and it's going down Yeah, yeah, yeah, it appreciates in general food depreciates so much in value It's like a microwave piece of pizza, you know, oh, bro pizza pizza is three right three delivered obviously the OG like pizza I think I was pizza.
I think I've pissed everybody on pizzas block now pizza used to be the only thing that you've got delivered Barbecue I think is a good delivery. It stays hot. It can be nice and steamed up in there and wrapped up I think that works out. Yeah a lot cold cold sides like you're nothing's happening to your potato salad that you get barbecue Oh, huh?
Diminishing the quality. Oh, huh? I'll give barbecue a three. I like that Whole sandwich to me is three.
I guess a three. Yeah, I guess a three because it's good It can withstand a drive if someone has to drop off a different order before yours It's like it's gonna be honestly Can we just say sandwich like I hot sand like if I were a Cuban you got a I'm a cheeky parm has been sitting and now the much of L has become hardened. I know cheeky parm is such a wild one though That's like its own category. I'm talking about like I don't know man a fucking cheese steak Well, like we we often get shut up to chili talina They got like Cuban food and they're just like looking for general And they have a couple of hot sandwiches among them a Cuban and it fucking is awesome And it's like the bread isn't too soggy when it gets there.
It's still warm because they wrap it in foil that thick thick bread Yeah, okay, all right all right all right The sandwich that you order is barely a sandwich to be honest. It is a cutlet on bread Bro, look if I could order a good ass jimmy parm sandwich around here, I'll be thrilled. I just mean in general hot sandwiches creep me out for delivery Okay reasoning dude, you're drunk that's a two to me because there is no impatience Like the impatience of a drunk person who just got told that they're their food How about when you get a time arrives you fucking want it? You're you're yeah, you're directly I wanted it.
Yeah, it sucks dude. It's drunk. They do one No, because now here's that here's the deal in covid when I have my alone time I spend a lot of my alone time in covid. I had it down to a fucking science.
Mm-hmm I would plan my inebriation around the arrival time I take my little gummy tout eat it and I would spend the time between eating it Sitting around looking at 10,000 different menus on postmates and deciding which is daddy going to have tonight the world is at my fingertips Yeah, God coven was so fucking money for delivery dude God what a time to be delivery food, baby How about how about dude when you're coming home from something and you order like you're like the you got a passenger dude You're like, okay. Hey, we got 20 minutes to get home. Let's schedule something for 35 minutes from now Let's fucking go. Let's go.
Let's go. Let's go my other move Once upon a time when I worked in West Hollywood and I lived in that water village That was a no-free way slow traffic crawl home. So I leave the office it's gonna take me about an hour, baby I'm going one mile an hour most time I'm not moving at all. I'll slide through postmates on that trip by the time I get home I'm racing the postmate, baby.
Yeah, we're both of us are booking it towards the fucking front door dude Rason bro, you ever get you ever get like a druga and a postmate delivery at the same time and then fight to the death on the Front lawn before they come that's your little freak ass move not me though, buddy You know what another delivery innovation that Hanselkova gave us that's so good dude. Hey leave it at the door Don't ring the bell don't knock. We don't need to interact. I don't want to I know you don't fucking want to You don't want to see what kind of mess we got in here.
No chance leave it at the door. Oh Shainful part of this go on I'd like to talk about the two to three minutes prior to the delivery Yeah, go on are you looking through the blinds? I Am little I got one up on you no blinds for me. You're gonna ring or something.
Yeah, baby I'm checking the cam do you all know the other ring like three blocks away? Just so you can just like track his progress. I mean my big thing with like a lot of my grub hub has the fucking little bar Right, but I'm just like oh, yeah, oh, yeah, come on down, baby. Let's go I'm not not looking at it in the final two minutes like I am Staring at it.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you're getting ready.
You turn the porch light on dude cuz you're so Getting so excited. Yeah, I love that shit delivery. I think it's just like it's really special because You get to have your cake and eat it too You get to relax at home and you get to eat your nummy yummy so that you don't want to have to cook that or perhaps that you cannot cook It's just so great. I love the delivery.
Yeah, hey. I'm glad you said It's incredible. What about okay reasoning and he created is to what about hungover? What about the night out or the morning after?
So I find and maybe it's just because I've been trapped in this wasteland That it's rarely as satisfying as I want it to be my big hangover delivery even if it's my fucking spicy Asian super It's my sandwich or it's my whatever I got to get I Never want always feel worse after eating always feel worse after eating and then I was like maybe it's cuz I'm eating bad shit So one time like a fucking crazy person. I was like I'm a light salad for my hangover brunch stupid Still felt terrible and then my brunch was a salad. Yeah, which is not a brunch. It's a chore So upon a shman even I'm gonna give it to you sometimes you just you just cannot move and we have Shout out to beauties bagels.
It's the the good bagels in Oakland, which is like By like LA and New York standards are I would say like seven out of ten But they do something that is so blessed for the morning after They deliver and I feel like I always go through this conundrum. Maybe you do to when you go to a bagel place I really just want the bagel in schmir right? That's I want the bagel in its pure state But then I'm always tempted. Oh what if I threw a leg and cheese on there?
And then if I'm throwing a cheese on there do I remove the cream cheese is that too much? It feels like yes for sure, but I want the cream cheese, but I want the egg But I want so what beauty's does and you could definitely just order this normal But it makes you feel like less of a fat so if you it's part of a meal What are their meal deals is bagel cream cheese that comes on the side of a big fucking mushroom and cheese omelette? It's incredible. So you're eating your omelette instead of like toast got a baking cream cheese.
I love that see Yeah, my baggy my baggy creamy cheesy move is Is to I have a very specific bagel cream cheese order. Thank you for asking it's Everything bagel if I can get a little loxy spread. I'd love that if not it's fine regular cream cheese will do to mate and a cucumber But then I always want an eggy cheesy baggy But then if I get that sometimes I'm like but a light delicious little tomato onion that sounds good too So it's a lose lose correct. It's really a job.
It's a win-win that feels like a loss in the moment I just think that you have to think of a big leg and cheese as not a bagel right It's like a sandwich and then instead of a roll. It's on a big sandwich and if I want a bagel and she you know And that's why I'm saying dude the fucking mushroom and cheese omelette with a bagel and cream cheese on my side is I love that I love that incredible that place I will say the morning after definitely to but that place oh Baby you get that you get some their lock has delivered are not bad even though it's fried. That's a pretty decent move I feel like lock is don't when they cool down. I'm not like heartbroken because I'm putting I'm putting that applesauce and shit on them Anyways, yeah, I like that.
I like that Yeah, try to think about my other favis Like a like a big like a fuh is good because you can microwave up the broth again You can you can kind of get that back to perfect anything You can sort of revive over you ever pop the oven on on the way on the way that to me is too far It's like why am I getting a delivered? I should just go to the fucking restaurant pop it on on the way home And then when the pizza arrives you put the pizza on the oven you just keep it there Oh my god, so the pizza is always hot each time you get a slice pop it out the oven Whoo too much plus bro pizza transforms in a way that I that I love so much It goes from hot to room temp to cold and I love every stage. How about that? No wrong answers with pizza.
Yeah Obstacles I don't really know what's gonna be a good obstacle, but Brother I'm sure you this has happened to you you ever put the order in and then you hit submit and they say this restaurant is closed and then you Submit to the abyss and you just close your eyes and you feel like you Yeah, we actually have the bad parts that's even like honestly the best case scenario for it to go wrong what you just described You can get the thing where you order from the restaurant Oh, you get like the 45 minute where we're trying to place your order purgatory and then they cancel it because the restaurant can't accept it That's brother That was also happening to me a lot during covid I guess we're kind of remembering only the golden parts But like I got a lot of I got a lot of I always tend to just look at the sunny side of covid Yeah, most people but there were some dark parts there actually some bad things that happen too I got a few times I would get a message from my postmate. Hey, I just got to the restaurant. It's closed And I'd be like oh, I'm so sorry like that so It could go wrong obstacle that I think is very quite late I guess if we're just talking about like the best case scenario is one small item is missing Chelsea and I often order beverages where big beverage people on so like if a restaurant has a fun beverage like for example Like we order a lot of Vietnamese food. You know, he's a very honestly is all Asian food like Chinese Vietnamese Basically all of it is very quite late right even I don't even love ramen delivered and I still think some places have it Yeah, I think most places now they just give you the broth in a separate container So you can make away that ship back up.
Yes, so Anytime we order Vietnamese usually those places have like a little like a butterfly lemonade or some kind of like a sparkling lime Made and I would say those drinks show up at a 50% Clip and that is generous. They are either not making them or I suspect they're being jugged down by the drivers, but that is such a Minor thing you put in your little hey grub hub. Hey door dash. Yeah, you're fine Yeah, and you're not you're like disappointed, but it's like whatever Obviously a two or maybe a one is a major thing missing I recently ordered take out with my mom and or delivered my mom and just fully my thing didn't come not it's not ideal not ideal Yeah, I called a restaurant and I was like hey did someone did like a postmates order just come with a with only Someone leave one pokeball behind and they were like oh, yeah, it's here I guess I'll come get it then.
Oh no having to go get it is after pay for delivery not ideal sub-optimal to save please Also like I we should throw in I guess but like we know guys that all of these apps were naming Suck they suck we know how sucks door-dance sucks we know postmates sucks. They're awful They're awful horrible awful thing still offer delivery, but most of them don't do it anymore I like to I like to pick up I feel good about what I post mates or door-dash because I I go out of my way of pick things up a Fair share Chelsea obviously works in this sector So she's usually big on finding like if a place does their own delivery will will do that And a lot of times those place just contracts door-dash anyway, like even though it's on their website you'll get a door-dash text That's okay So we know they suck guys. I don't know You use an uber eats bro. Do you know anyone that uses uber eats?
Well, it's post mates now They merged oh but like it's still you can still like use both, but they're the same thing Yeah, yeah, okay, we have a couple of local ones, but they're just fucking so expensive Which is fine like I get it. I'm not saying that they should not be expensive But fuck I know order this is a this is an obstacle to me and it's a probably $35 person order when you have that yes It's a one I think as or it's a three is obstacles go because you know it going in but like you ever do that thing Especially when you're just ordering for yourself, you know like you're sweetie's out of town and you're like Oh, I'm gonna treat myself to a little blah blah blah and you're looking to the menu and you put in your one entree And maybe like a side or a little drink or something and it's like 38 dollars How could this this can't be right for one person to eat a lunch? It's 38 dollars we So we get a lot of delivery here because there's not that many places to go and we both work from home So she got the post mates pass and I got the door-dash pass smart So we just got the no fees life, which is like for as often as we do it. It's worth it ten bucks whatever Shout out to um, what is Chelsea have I don't have any pass Chelsea has the yeah, I don't fucking participate Chelsea has the door to the dash pass.
I would say every every three weeks I don't know if you're getting this door-dash tells Chelsea. Hey add people to your family You can just add people to your dash pass and it's like share this link Okay, but then she sends it to me and I click on it and it says oh family dash pass not available in your area Better stop sending it then we do every time because we think maybe they maybe it's updated every time fucking rejected Teasing you yeah, it sucks dude. Why even come on you can't localize these emails. You know where my IP isn't shit You know where I'm ordering from also like in California.
Where are they fucking beta testicles that like doesn't include the Bay Area? I don't know Launching only in Oklahoma City. Yeah Reasoning dude. How about this one?
You don't want to cook to me. That's a three you decide right away. Hey I don't we might even have food in the cabinets. I don't fucking care.
I'm not up for it. I want the dishes That's just sort of implied to me. I've never had a moment where I was about I had planned on cooking I was about to cook and I thought fuck this I actually like I like it. I look forward to the little cook So I would never think of it as because I don't want to cook see as somebody who has a live in chef who's also his wife She does she knows by like 11 a.m.
She knows what we're having for dinner. Yeah, and it's a mix it up We need mix it up. We eat something new like almost every month. I mean we're often eating something new crazy Do I make like four things?
Yeah, of course that's four more than I could make we've been to amounts every night If it was up to me. Yeah, what about don't have food is that a two or one when you don't have food in your kind of force to it feels a little Bad to me Yeah, it wasn't your intention. Yeah, you just realize I'll fuck this. Oh, you're not defrosted that sucks When it's your last resort last resort is a one here's something that's happened a lot I don't seem I don't know how we learn okay a show you're going with show that fucks dinner up so hard Because I don't know weeknight you're saying or anything I'm not your winner a show you get there at seven.
Yeah, whatever. Maybe maybe you get there at six I don't know I don't know when do you have dinner bro five o'clock and then when the show is out I'm fucking starving and what's open nothing Chilly's god this is what I've been struggling with damn anyway I recently as I've told you I recently joined a slow-pitched softball league dude and the games are they started either seven eight or nine Nine is fine. That sucks by the way. It's on a Wednesday.
So nine sucks for lots of reasons But for dinner reasons it's fine. I eat my dinner at six thirty or seven eight is even doable Yes, but like for a seven o'clock softball game. I gotta have at least an hour baby I'm I can barely make it out of the batter's box without pulling a hamstring You're not trying to see the fucking York all over the place could be because I ate 20 minutes ago Yeah, you know what delivery is good about it. There's no such thing as time When you're eating like it's not it doesn't have to be lunchtime.
There's not to be dinner. Oh, yeah sure sure sure sure It's not to be breakfast time. Yeah, whatever time you want. You're you're calling all the shots here How about bro, you ever here was a big move of mine?
With other stuff not solo you just ordering like a slice of cake. I had a mango sticky rice pot Just get a little mango sticky rice delivered bingo bingo. So wait a minute. We call this episode takeout brother.
The episode is delivery We said take out as the topic the fucking Google Doc is called takeout. It's called takeout in our fucking note. It's delivery Jesus Christ man, it's like kind of the same thing. It's objectively not right takeout is you're taking it out someone else is doing it.
Oh boy Takeout slash delivery reasoning you have people over is it to me? Like I mean like a big zaw. Yeah, yeah I recently ran into something that threw me for a loop. Mm-hmm.
We were over at some friends house and they were like Hey, you want to get delivery? Yeah, cool. Let's give you guys my tie. Great.
Sounds good Chelsea orders on the foot he passes the phone to Chelsea Chelsea orders pass the phone to me. I order I passed the phone to him He says everyone cool with curry. I thought we were ordering for ourselves So Chelsea and I did not ask everyone cool with X thing and he and I'm like, uh, yeah for sure He orders pass it to his wife. She says hey everyone cool with this other thing and I'm like well fuck I don't know if I should admit that's so embarrassing.
I said nothing I said nothing we all ate everything and it was fine, but like Chelsea and I both just like I don't even know what the fuck you're supposed to say I don't know what the protocol is there. I don't know who's wrong That and I had to be disgust it's well, okay. Well, I was like I was like I was like I was like I had a big lunch So I'll probably have something like and I thought that implied like so I'm gonna wait. Yeah, what the fuck are you talking about?
That's crazy. So I ordered a pie salad for me like for me But then we all shared everything and it was delicious and it's fine But it really that is the the downside of a of a group order is there's not a lot of it sometimes you just are not on the right I don't think but you know we talked about a surprise pizza delivery and To be surprised what someone in your group did a little sneaky surprise on you. Oh, I like that my goodness. I've done that a Papa Little cheeky Jack of the box top of delivery a big obstacle from us is like it's too late and a lot of the stuff You want us closed and so there you're like option one two and three are off the table and now you and your partner are sitting there like Bro, do we want are talking to?
National door Carolina right now. Yeah, I'm sure everything's the door shuttered five. Yes, it happens all the time like we get just so frustrated Trying to order we're just like fucking I don't fucking know I honestly I swear to God I often order chilies for a salad because chilies is one of the lightest restaurants I could get delivered it fucking blows Oh, dude, you know, it's a thrill especially when you live in a fucking food desert like this one You go to another town and then you pop on the like a new city Oh, what is on the apps here, but do they do they deliver you they'll come cross city lines if you're in another place? Oh, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, you're in a hotel or something.
Oh, yes What are these restaurants? Yeah, yeah, I like that and then there's and that's that's free game you order whatever you want dude They got fucking Long John Silver's take a crack out of dude who cares? Dude a huge obstacle. It's a one you're already so hungry.
It's you're gonna lose like I've learned that it's a no for me in that situation It has right because I it doesn't it's it does not Ever work out but the time it arrives like I'm snack it's or like even if I'm not it just doesn't work Right, but some but some there are times it feels like when that's the only like you don't have any other food in the house or There's like there's there's you have company over and you all realize together like oh fuck. We're pretty hungry Bro, I have a three for you. Hey, and I've learned this time and time again And I don't even care about this place in a normal way, but old reliable is Chipotle Yeah, and this guy y'all don't know the slander that this man has spun about Chipotle on and offline I've just never given a shit about it. But like it is truly old reliable.
Yes King if you can't figure it out just fucking get Chipotle It's gonna be good. It's gonna be fine It's you know exactly what the fuck you're gonna get you got that bowl dude The bowl is like you can't go wrong like what can't go wrong? Yeah, or you get double rice double beans or whatever the fuck that frees out of Rice double beans no cheese. No meat no sauce Yeah, so that type of shit is great there was also shout out to this place in Glendale I still hope is open called brick and flower it became my when my order gets canceled I'm gonna pop on brick and flower.
They were there quick fast big fresh flower tortillas You can't go wrong with a big fucking chick in quesadilla made on a good tortilla. Mm-hmm It's just you got to have an old reliable spot It's very important point old reliable and I think Chipotle deserves some credit for this Yeah, we have it down to like a Sort of we have our which we probably shouldn't be so locked in But it's sometimes it feels so good to get locked into like you have four spots and those are your fucking spots dude And it's like I'm fine with that if the spots are good bro the spots are good support like support local businesses too I know that postmates does praise on these people we fucking talked about it But at the end of the day there's their choice to be on the app and they're usually up charging their menu items So they can sort of get that money back hopefully do hopefully I mean like fucking the place around here sure do It's like an extra seven dollars for everything, but That's fine like I'm happy I'm happy to do this But if your shit is good and you got your spot Just keep a little bit of a taste it's fine. Yeah Vietnamese food at the top of our list We have a place that does like Hawaiian bowls Little rice little like a dobo. You know what I fucking miss is a Hawaiian barbecue like a chain a shitty chain L&L is that what it was?
Yeah, whatever that fucking no there was a place across the street. Yeah, uh, oh no dude. Oh, no Uh, oh, yes more like you know, I mean Um, just a fat scoop of the wettest macaroni salad you ever had in your life bro. I got a spot I got a sin.
Let's talk about sins. Okay. Yeah, please because when you're talking about when you're alone You're gonna get yourself a little treat There's those are sinful times to order one of my little sins is I love the chicken teriyaki spot from the mall I feel like that could be in any city at any mall. They all have a chicken teriyaki Same shiwaabu loves them all baby.
Just I mean the chicken is always so fucking tender Yeah drenched in that nasty nasty sauce and it's right like sticky as fuck. What the fuck else you need. I love that shit Yeah, a bowl dude just in general a bowl Is like I think undefeated if it's right if it like I mean that's every single culture Could do it. I was literally having this conversation last night with some friends every Quizine should have a chipotle model for it and it would be a fucking hit around here.
We make so much fucking money God, damn while they're while they're I'm losing my mind He's inventing a mall food court like they have that for italian food. It's called subaro They have it for chinese food. It's called band express like you're just talking about a fucking food court at a mall It's specifically a mall. They have it for salads.
It's called california chris. Shout out stone stone. Oh dude california chris They drenched that shit in ranch dressing and wabu loved it. Yeah, of course He has that one bread instead like fucking cleaning supply Um our salads are three.
I do think salads are three. Yeah, we got a mod fresh brother You know about mod fresh is that mod pizza? Yeah, it's they're just making salads now to go It's a little ghost kitchen. Oh ghost.
Oh, that's shout out shout out to ghost kitchen. I'll give ghost kitchens and they're pretty big I want to go quick like a couple of quickies Nara dude, Nara or minasetal farms to me those are places that like they that's a good delivery They got a salad they got a sandwich they got a soup I live like 10 minutes from the Nara. So I pick it up. Oh is that like but this is we live in different worlds It's all 10 minutes to me, but once delivery is on the table.
It's delivery. I don't give unless it's on my bucking walk It's getting to live. They also got drive through brother. You ever see it on air with a drive through?
That's crazy. You having a broccoli cheddar soup on your commute One hand you got a broccoli chat another you got some of that charge lemonade Yeah, hell yeah, dude Yeah, they put a they put the fucking coffee cup lid on top of the soup Fucking Edward for me the same thing We get extra power Edward for you Boy Demon dude hell get it dude. I know it's Just like Italian food bangs for delivery pizza's great pasta's great The garlic knots are gonna be fine Don't get the mozzarella sticks because they're not gonna be good mozzarella's gonna be hard and the it's not gonna be I think Greek food is a two. I just I love Greek food so much so I'm always getting it but like Yeah, that's a food that like sometimes everything comes with fries and those fries suck or That shit gets you and it's fucking cold.
You ever get like Starbucks? I always see that on the apps I've never that's like ever like a milkshake or like a beverage I like I said, we'll get a beverage. We'll get a milkshake is crazy. We'll get a bit just a milkshake is why I have that seems like frosty and some fries delivered Well, there you have it.
I think that that is stuff that like if you're getting something up like you're already ordering five guys Yeah, it's awesome. I'm already a fucking fat slob right now. I'm as well toss a milky on there um Yeah, I can't think of other like a demerit to me is when there are like promotional delivery items like mr Beast has a fucking burger. Yeah, you could it's Twenty nine dollars like they did this um they did a promotional meal You can only order in I think la or new york and it was for like fallout I don't know who was making it but it was like a burger and a soty pop and it was like I don't just ask that guys I don't this is I'm already spending so much.
I don't know how to do this food to live not for fun McDonald's celebrity meals are just like the fucking the creator meal is a big mac and four chicken nuggets. Oh fuck okay Okay, I will say that those those always have like a like a they have something special about them They're like and we put barbecue sauce on the burger right or like I always look at like I've been like What is exclusive about this? Yeah, what I will say is that um did you know that sonic got in on that game? Oh, no, what are they got?
Who what celebrity do you think for sonic? Uh, is are they doing something ironic or are they thinking they're like, no, oh, baby I would not say so. Nope. Arnold Schwarzenegger.
I'll give you it's a musician and it's a woman Uh Reba. Oh my god Did I go? Let's go you're telling me you didn't know about the Reba Mac and Tyre for my did not but I'll tell you the first person that popped into my mind Was lizzo and I was like not that probably Yeah, and then you went from so the next logical step is reba mac and Tyre You know why it was on the brain because we got a major reba fan in the house. She always talking about how much he loves sure Well pop on by sonic, baby and get reba sweetheart meal, which is a cheeseburger and tots Good The most boring thing you could order sonic is a place where anything is possible Some fucking good cost at least with like mcdonald's.
It's like yeah, how much could they do They got everything that gets into reba's like no the reba order is just that how to reign at the fuck in it sonic order Yeah, it does come. I'm omitting the beverage, which is a uh, Chocolate strawberry shake, which I guess is kind of weird, but like why wouldn't you just make it the reba shake? And leave the fucking burger and tots out of it. I can't believe you you've got you fired reba with just female musician sonic promo dude I just felt it good for you felt it.
Yeah good for you Uh, I do like the milkshake or the not the milkshakes with the the blast sonic very much You think you could get sonic delivered dude. I'm sure you can but like they gotta do they gotta go pull up to the little fucking board and be Booboo be ordered up. I guess so you know sonic has a drive-through I didn't not can't be all of them the one that the one here does I still never had a sonic The blast fucking slap and some other random. What is the blast?
It's like a McFlurry. Okay, but it's not like a milkshake How is it so they they have blast and shakes. Yes, the fuck is the difference? The girl they help the drinks at sonic are off the fucking chain.
They got slushy. He's got a happy hour, bro Which is a legal in the state of North Carolina. I just think it's a demerit to order from a sit-down chain restaurant So you said chilies like imagine ordering from the cheesecake factory first of all. Oh my god You think it takes me a long time to order on a regular delivery menu.
You give me a yeah Yeah, well your factory size menu. I'll be there for days. Yeah, I'm gonna get the chow name and uh, some sliders Check it salad. Yeah, you know, I will say this about the chain restaurant sit downs.
They have entree salads You can trust you live in a salad desert, dude. That's it. That's the life you're living All I'm asking for is a fucking sweet green. That's it.
I got nothing else. Yeah, oh, we'll think of some more shit when it comes when it comes to it Hey tip your drivers pick up when you can go, you know, and you know what else? Uh to keep local restaurants in business. You gotta have uh local journalists that write about restaurants And LA taco is going through a real hard time And they need members in order to sustain themselves and if you want to hear stories about LA that aren't about stupid-ass fucking famous people and banner pump rules And hear actual street-level stories about real people that live in that city Uh, LA taco covers it in uh go to their website sport with live in LA.
We can't shut out uh, shout out to bad Todd for the art For the music I mean, uh, shout out to adam fae for the art I'm gonna vamp a little bit as while they're opens the riddle that i'm sure he hasn't found yet I already got it dude. Oh, he's already got the riddle does he have our stats up? No, yeah, doesn't have the stats up does he have maybe the spotify up to see if any comments were left Oh forgot all about that. Shout out to all those things.
Uh, shout out to delivery And I think that delivery is only Good because we go to restaurants too Like if you only ate this food as a as a delivery item It would be a bummer not everyone can go places. I get it. Maybe you're you're where you live doesn't have it or whatever Or you're I don't know scared scared to sit at a table scared dude Thank you to columbus, Ohio shout out dominating the charts. What what the hell?
Uh, thank you to albany. That's one. New York. That's the one huh?
Oh, we got Canada. We got Germany. We got oh bro Welcome back. Bulgaria.
Oh Well, garya has returned also laplia. Is that dr. Doom? Uh, I think that isn't I think he's from a fake place called like latveria Is that right?
Oh, I thought I could be wrong. I'm gonna look at us. I don't want you guys from latveria. Oh, let's go That's sweet.
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