Dems CAVED Getting Nothing & China has a TP Problem

Opie kicks off Veterans Day 500 ft above NYC with Ron the Waiter (who shows up late because he was on “shit #2”). We go DEEP on China’s new public-toilet system — scan QR code → watch ad → get exactly SIX squares of TP (repeat as needed). Opie declares it’s absolutely coming to America. Then we spiral into Shane Gillis bombing on Manningcast, how insane it is that Shane even got INTO West Point, Ron’s Mossad cousin nobody is allowed to talk about, Opie's possible-CIA West Point buddy who ghosted with all his clothes still in our closet, and finally the full Aunt Bea saga: the evil Polish witch-grandma who sued Opie's broke mother, had a backyard that literally only had clouds over it, and got left on her deathbed with “I’ll be in the car.” Plus: an incredible AI-animated Opie & Anthony Christmas special trailer drops, We somehow end up in Belle Harbor, Queens. Easily the most unhinged Opie Radio podcast yet. Happy Veterans Day — thank you for your service (and for letting us rant about this dumb shit).