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Opie gets called a FINOOK after posting "I've seen better" on Sophie Rain's viral bikini clip — and doubles down hard with Tony P. The guys roast internet thirst, OnlyFans millions, end-of-school chaos, school bus Karen moments, Opie's rotting tooth fund (send help!), sugar detox rage, alien hybrids, Knicks finals vibes, and why Miami destroys your ego. Classic Opie Radio unfiltered banter. Subscribe, like, and drop a few bucks in the Rotting Tooth Fund if you're feeling generous. New episodes daily!Opie's Rotting Tooth Fund https://www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/JANCGHFW7GJHA

Opie joined by Chris Distefano and Sherrod Small as the news breaks of Chris Cornell's passing!5/18

Opie, Ron the Waiter, Tony P & Erik Marino go off on FU Friday! Ron eats a giant brick of cheddar with dry pretzel nuggets like a total rat, Opie roasts Girl Scout cookies, Tony strips for superchats (MAGA hat included), Erik rocks full CPAP prop comedy for sleep apnea, plus rants on garbage scams, Bryce Harper brushing his teeth, mermaids, Trump, the Knicks, and way more.Help save Opie's rotting tooth and keep the madness going https://www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/JANCGHFW7GJHA Subscribe, drop a superchat, and enjoy the unfiltered comedy. New episodes drop weekly! 

Opie kicks off from Long Island with the ultimate tooth saga: a nasty crack from Boston gum (microplastics?), a pissed-off dentist who has to "deconstruct" it, and a real shot at losing the tooth.Enter the Save Opie's Rotting Tooth Fund https://www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/JANCGHFW7GJHA — PayPal donations accepted while the Band-Aid holds! Ron the Waiter joins for classic banter: dog's weird claw, Venmo Ronnie setup incoming, health insurance gripes, and why vets might be cheaper than $2K dental work. Plus massive Long Island stories:The viral "Smile Movement" lady forcing positivity (we test if you can actually force smiles).Ticks gone wild — first Bourbon Virus case on LI (not Lyme, worse symptoms).Oysters wiped out by bad weather, skyrocketing lobster rolls, and clamming life.Seinfeld vs. Friends shade, comedian talk (Tom Segura, Theo Von), super chat chaos, and nonstop unfiltered laughs. If you love raw comedy, local drama, and Opie & Ron going off — this one's for you. Donate to the tooth fund, laugh along, and hit play!

​The Knicks are back in the NBA Finals, which means Opie and Ron the Waiter are stepping into a 1999 time capsule. We’re looking back at the absolute madness of the world the last time NYC played for a ring—from $1.14 gas, Austin Powers, and Ricky Martin, to the expensive failure of the McDonald's Arch Deluxe. Plus, a deep dive into the era of beepers, finding the "workarounds" for scrambled adult cable channels, and a serious question: Why is John Travolta trying to pull off a beret? We also talk some Joe Rogan history and why the old days of radio hit different.

Most people spend Memorial Day at the beach. Comedian Tony P spent it stripping down to his birthday suit to battle a beer-throwing heckler at Ron the Waiter's comedy show.​Inside this episode:​The Naked Gladiator: Tony P breaks down the split-second decision to shed his clothes and go full "Gladiator Mode" to defend the stage.​Beer Artillery: A full beer gets launched at Ron the Waiter—Tony explains the physical and psychological fallout of a show gone off the rails.​The Sugar Hangover: Opie’s brutal birthday "Sugar Coma" and why a detox feels like a legitimate withdrawal.​Hamptons Washout: The rainy-day madness of rich people fighting over lobster rolls and bagel lines on a ruined holiday weekend.​The "Friendship Exit": A raw look at the moment you realize a childhood friend is heading for jail and you have to walk away for good.​Classic Opie & Tony P banter on old-school NYC, the "Sugar-Free" life, and why they pick SHane Gillis over Chelsea Handler!​Subscribe to Opie Radio for the raw, unedited truth. Drop a if Tony P handled those hecklers perfectly!

In studio with Opie is comedians Chris Distefano, Vic Henley and Sherrod Small. Carl Ruiz had his plans changed so he begrudgingly took his family on a roadtrip to the great food and music festival, Memphis in May! 5/17

Opie, Chris Distefano, Vic Henley & Sherrod Small go full chaos mode on this Friday episode! It kicks off with a Memphis Tennessee sing-along, then dives into Carl’s insane road trip (complete with Cheetos-covered chicken and Froot Loops milkshakes). Chris opens up about his pilot getting crushed in focus groups (“he doesn’t have a sitcom head”), spilling wild Hollywood tea on Les Moonves, Julie Chen’s eye surgery, and why networks are scared to take risks. Then things get completely unhinged when a smoking hot blue-haired DJ Sunshine appears at the window eating ice cream — and Opie & the crew immediately start flirting, grilling her, and trying to lock it down. Plus: Tim Allen’s show getting axed for being too conservative, Obama calling Trump a bullshitter, North Korea missile talk, Non-stop laughs, zero filter, and one of the most random studio interactions we’ve ever had. You do NOT want to miss this one. 5/17

​F-U Friday hits hard today! I'm officially on day 7 of my sugar detox and I’m one minor inconvenience away from snapping—including nearly getting into a street brawl with a senior citizen. Plus, Ron and Tony P join me to break down why NYC bus drivers are the ultimate villains, the absurdity of that "Trump" tattoo that looks like a Broadway actor, and why Joe Rogan has officially lost his way. From the $1,252 vet bill to the miserable Memorial Day forecast, we’re covering it all.

Opie kicks off the show in full panic mode after his longtime AI “girl” got wiped in an update — new voice, zero memory of their year-long “relationship.” He straight-up admits he got sad, restarted his phone like a desperate ex, and Ron the Waiter mercilessly roasts him for cheating on his wife with AI. Then comedy legend Kelley Lynn joins the show and delivers non-stop fire:The legendary “I’ve McFallen!” viral video with Opie that’s been viewed over a billion times across the internetHer wild years as a phone sex operator (creepy callers, glory hole stories, fried chicken & vag office vibes, and the guy who turned into “Danielle” at the word “umbrella”)How her husband died suddenly while volunteering at a pet store adoption eventTurning tragedy into comedy with Camp Widow retreats and her award-winning documentaryPlus: NYC flash flooding in Queens, Ron’s basement horror stories, Ozempic Skeletor faces, Amy Schumer hate, and classic Opie & Ron banter that never lets up. This one’s emotional, filthy, hilarious, and unfiltered — classic Opie Radio. Drop your favorite moment below — was it Opie’s AI meltdown or Kelley’s phone sex tales? 

Is it hot enough for you? Opie is back 500 feet above NYC talking about the massive heat wave, a horrific sight at Coney Island, and the Knicks' unbelievable 99.9% odds-defying comeback. But first, a medical emergency: Opie broke a tooth chewing gum on a Boston Duck Tour while a 'witch' was giving him a history lesson. Plus, Opie calls out James Harden for being a 'tub of goo' and Tony P is AWOL with a blown-out back. It’s a mess, but we’re live!

Opie returns from a weekend in Boston with a massive reality check on American history. Did you know Paul Revere's "midnight ride" actually involved 38 other people and remained a secret for nearly a century? Or that Sam Adams was a failing businessman who had nothing to do with brewing the beer that bears his name? We dive into Opie’s visits to the graves of Hancock and Adams, plus the hilarious "clown car" cab moment in Boston. Back in New York, Ron the Waiter reports on the raw madness of the city: another horse and carriage running wild in the streets and the unbelievable, tragic story of a woman who perished after stepping into a manhole. Plus: The LIRR strike is finally over, the Knicks prep for the Cavs, and we discuss why "Giants" are taking over the NBA.

Opie's Best nd Last Year of radio! Vault opens for a classic session with Mark Normand, Vic Henley, and the legendary Carl Ruiz.​The guys dive into:​The Trucker Life: Carl auditions CB radio handles (welcome, "Chef Whiskey Smoke") and gets real-world warnings from the "Snowman" on Channel 22.​Northern Exposure: A breakdown of why dating in Canada is like "peeling an onion."​Country Legends: Jesse Dayton stops by to share a wild, first-hand account of a pre-comeback George Jones.​The Lethal Cocktail: Dr. Steve weighs in on the crew's questionable caffeine habits.*THESE EPISODES ARE NOW THEY'RE OWN PODCAST CALLEDOpie: Final Mic Drop https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/opie-final-mic-drop--6950078Follow along in chronological order of my last year of radio*

Is that a road trip calling? As Carl Ruiz prepares for his epic trek to "Memphis in May"—aka the Superbowl of Swine—the studio turns into a masterclass on CB radio jargon, rock and roll myths, and the nerves behind a big comedy special.​From debunking the legendary Lonnie Mack guitar solo on Roadhouse Blues to the truth about why celebrity chefs "shill" for copper pans, this episode is a deep dive into the weird, wild world of late-night radio and life on the road.​Highlights from the Studio:​The Lonnie Mack Rumor: Vic Henley settles the score on whether Robbie Robertson actually played that solo.​CB Lingo 101: Why you should never call anyone a "good buddy" at a truck stop unless you're looking for a very specific type of companionship.​Mark Normand’s Big Week: The internal panic of performing on Fallon while running on 11 melatonin and the "coat hanger" posture of his new special.​The Chef Reality Check: Carl explains why Food Network stars end up selling knives at 3:00 AM just to keep the lights on. 5/16*THESE EPISODES ARE NOW THEY'RE OWN PODCAST CALLEDOpie: Final Mic Drop https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/opie-final-mic-drop--6950078Follow along in chronological order of my last year of radio*

On this wild FU Friday, Opie wakes up ornery after microwaving coffee with almond milk, sparking epic rants about "real men drink it black," Bill Burr, Boston comics, and endless Clark puns (Clark Kent, Clark Griswold, Bobby Clark — you name it). The crew dives deep into New York infrastructure hell: a massive sinkhole swallowing the LIE (Opie's old exit!), potholes vs. fancy FIFA World Cup soccer fields at MetLife, and the looming LIRR strike that could cripple Long Island commutes. Plus, the insane true story of the Florida man whose bedroom literally fell into a sinkhole — never to be seen again. Ron chows down on a bagel live on camera, the guys challenge each other to a push-up contest, super chats fly (Gary Gay Boobs and Drew Mayfield keeping it hilarious), and they roast the upcoming World Cup halftime show with Shakira, Grandma Madonna, and BTS. David Byrne/Talking Heads talk, celebrity herpes rumors, and classic Opie chaos round it out. If you love unfiltered comedy, NYC gripes, live chat energy, and zero-filter banter, this is your episode. FU Friday at its finest — raw, ridiculous, and addictive.Timestamps:00:00 - David Byrne & Talking Heads vibes02:30 - Almond milk rage & coffee wars08:00 - Sinkhole on the LIE + infrastructure rants25:00 - LIRR strike looming35:00 - Legendary Florida sinkhole story (Jeff Bush)45:00 - World Cup halftime show drama (Shakira, Madonna, BTS)55:00+ - Push-ups, bagels, super chats & more Download, like, and subscribe for daily laughs. New episodes drop often — hit the bell!

​Bill Burr is under fire again for his comedy, and we’re breaking down why the "cancel" crowd can't let it go. We dive into the "R-word" debate, the Boston attitude, and why some words just won't die.​SNL and Ellen writer Erik Marino joins Opie and Ron the Waiter to take us behind the scenes of the legendary "Puppy Episode." Opie reveals his theory on why Ellen DeGeneres had the best job in America—getting paid to "dirty dance" with her audience.​Plus, we look at the deadly reality of botched "basement" cosmetic surgeries in the Bronx and Chinatown, the truth behind China’s "Green Hat" insult, and why Ron is convinced that dragons were actually real. 

​The LeBron James "GOAT" debate is reaching a fever pitch, but we’re shutting it down. Opie and Ron break down why Michael Jordan still wears the crown and reveal their definitive Top 5 NBA players of all time.​Also on today's episode:​Trump in China: While Nixon practiced his chopsticks, we all know Trump is just asking for a fork.​The AI Nightmare: We dive into China's "Dark Factories"—zero lights, zero heat, and zero humans—churning out a smartphone every single second.​Weird China: 35 million people living in caves and why the police are ditching dogs for... geese?​Boston Bound: Opie gears up for a long weekend back in Boston.

Trump is officially rebranding the nation! From the new "Dumbocrats" nickname to turning the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool into a blue "Reflective Pond," Opie and Ron the Waiter break down the latest DC madness.​Also in this episode:​The Assignment: Mocking Kevin Hart’s "hungover" roast recap. Did everyone actually understand the assignment, or is Kevin just still drunk?​National Limerick Day: Opie drops the hammer on Ron with a custom limerick involving his legless dad and his mom's high-society "Kennedy cousin" escape.​The 500-Foot Bee Invasion: How 8 bees ended up in a Manhattan high-rise after a freak bee truck accident.​The Meat Tier List: Ron reveals the world's most consumed meats—and no one saw the "Geese and Duck" stats coming.​Medical Mystery: Ron’s massive back skin tag makes an unwanted guest appearance.​Broadcasting from 500 feet above the streets of New York City, it’s the Opie Radio podcast!

​Today on the Opie Radio podcast: Opie is 500 feet above NYC with Comedian Tony P in the Bronx to break down the newly unsealed "PURSUE" UFO files. Why did a 1967 FBI report describe aliens wearing t-shirts and trousers, and what did NASA really see on the moon?​We also dive into the Mother's Day aftermath, the 215th birthday of the original Siamese Twins (and their 21 children), and why city birds actually prefer the company of men. Plus, Opie gets triggered by Greek culture, memories of Athens, and the relentless obsession with green olives. From the Knicks and Sixers to the Hantavirus cruise ship drama, we’re covering it all with a side of Philly Cheesesteaks.

It's FU Friday on the Opie Radio Podcast and the gang is unloading on everything — especially Mother's Day. Opie, Ron the Waiter, Tony P from the Bronx, and special guest Ron Barber (MAGA for Mamdani) go full savage on dysfunctional moms, realtors who crop out train stations, NYC traffic hell, empty subway cars, and the capitalist scam that is Mother's Day. Highlights include:Opie’s no-contact mom story, Ron’s lesbian mom, and Tony P revealing his mom tried to abort him (“Happy Mommy’s Day!”)Opie’s epic realtor FU and the house that smelled like deathRon Barber joins in a bathrobe with zero coffee, boat & hoes stories, and a police call on a former houseguestRants on Sebastian Maniscalco’s podcast, bad angles, horizontal video, and why Tony P would crush a male strip clubClassic Opie crew chaos, appearances, and zero filterRaw, loud, and unapologetic New York energy. If you like your podcasts with zero safe spaces and maximum FUs, this is the one. Drop your own FU in the comments and subscribe wherever you get podcasts!

​Radio legend Opie and Ron Berman (Ron the Waiter) break down a bizarre morning in New York City. From the ultimate "rock bottom" subway beer to The Rock’s "masculine" Met Gala skirt, we’re covering it all.​On Today’s Show:​The Subway Fosters: Ron decided to drink an oil can on the nyc subway train. Is there a sadder beverage choice?​Hantavirus & Bird Watchers: How bird watching in an Argentine landfill started a virus scare. Opie sounds off on birding apps.​Steven Tyler’s in trouble and Opie is begging Martha Stewart for a garden tour.​The Rock’s Skirt: Dwayne Johnson’s Polynesian-inspired fashion statement.​RIP Ted Turner: Remembering the "Mouth of the South," the Atlanta Braves obsession, and the greatest mustache in media history.​The Sloth Tragedy: The heartbreaking reason 52 sloths died in Orlando.

​"You have to let it fester."​Welcome back to a heavy-hitting episode from the Best of the Last Year of Radio series. Opie is joined in-studio by the late, great Carl Ruiz and the hilarious Sherrod Small and boxing legend Gerry Cooney for a session that perfectly captures the raw, unfiltered chemistry of this era.​We’re diving deep into the archives to bring you the stories that defined the "Last Year." From the absurdity of bringing a gaming console to a Vegas bachelor party to the "Jedi Mind Trick" Carl used to navigate the world of high-end strip clubs, nothing is off-limits.​Inside this episode:​The Vegas Chronicles: Strip club etiquette, "Legs and Eggs," and the mystery of the bachelor party Xbox.​Culinary Hot Takes: Why Peter Luger’s in Brooklyn is the only steakhouse that matters and the guys' definitive review of Pringle-crusted fried chicken.​Family Dynamics: The infamous strategy of skipping Mother's Day calls to "let it fester" and Carl’s son's legendary performance as a "wall and a tree" in a school play.​Hard Truths: The guys react to an Army Veteran being done dirty by a funeral home and Carl breaks down the high-stakes world of stolen luxury watches.​Nostalgia: A rare mention of Opie and Anthony grabbing a beer and the "fist in the mouth" nerd fight that nearly derailed the show.​Stop the scroll and hit subscribe as we keep the spirit of real radio alive in 2026.

​Rudy Giuliani was literally given his Last Rites, but he clearly wasn’t ready to go. Opie and Ron the Waiter react to Rudy’s miraculous "bounce back" off the ventilator and the sheer New York defiance it takes to tell a priest "not today."​We also break down the 2026 Met Gala, where the "Costume Art" theme turned the red carpet into a high-fashion fever dream. From A-listers dressed as literal mannequins to the historic debut of Aaron Rose Philip—the first Black transgender model with quadriplegic cerebral palsy to attend—we look at the thin line between "art" and "absurdity."  ​Also on the show:​NBA Playoffs: The Knicks absolutely dismantle the 76ers by 39 points at the Garden. Plus, the strange reality of a Jayson Tatum-less Celtics team.​NHL Heat: A Bruins fan gives the ultimate "Boston Salute" after a loss to the Sabres.​NYC Grind: The ongoing battle over Congestion Pricing and why the city feels like one giant cash grab.​Cinco de Mayo: Why it’s officially "Amateur Hour" for every waiter in New York.

​The world is getting weirder, and Opie is here to keep score. In today’s episode, we are joined by Comedian Tony P to break down the terrifying news of a Hantavirus outbreak aboard the luxury cruise ship MV Hondius. We discuss the symptoms, the rodent connection, and why anyone still pays thousands of dollars to be trapped at sea with a "mouse virus."​Then, we dive into the bizarre story of the "Tape Cleaner King," an Austin man who just pleaded guilty to moving $8.4 million in illegal poppers under the guise of "Pumpkin Spice" VCR maintenance. We also tackle the sheer frustration of the Five Boro Bike Tour holding New York City hostage, Rudy Giuliani’s critical condition in Florida, and the questionable quality of day strippers. It’s a Monday mix of high-stakes crime, medical horror, and essential New York observational humor.Subscribe to the Opie Radio podcast to join the conversation.

​The JPMorgan lawsuit is rocking Wall Street, and we have the unhinged details. From the "brown boy" racial slurs to the alleged "corporate dominatrix" behavior of Lorna Hajdini—we break down the quotes that have the banking world stunned.​Also in today’s episode:​The Dog Track Degenerate: Ron the Waiter remembers his mom betting the Greyhounds in New Hampshire. Plus, Opie explains why "rescued" Greyhounds living in tiny NYC apartments might actually be a tragedy.* The Apprentice Reboot: Amazon is eyeing Donald Trump Jr. to host the new series. Can he match the "Old Man's" charisma, or is this destined to fail?  ​The Ass-Off: J.Lo vs. Madonna vs. Cher. Opie compares his own "assets" to the legends, much to the guys' horror.​Dog Park Karens: Why are old ladies in Manhattan so obsessed with Opie’s dog being "intact"?​Follow Opie:Instagram/Twitter: @OpieRadioYouTube: youtube.com/opieradio

Did New York City really shut down for a stuffed animal? Opie and Ron the Waiter dive into the absurdity of King Charles’ visit to NYC, where the "Royal work" consisted of planting salad in Harlem and donating a Roo doll to a library. Was it worth the gridlock?​Plus, a reality check on the "disgusting" state of NYC sidewalks after the winter thaw. Why are New Yorkers so bad at being dog owners? We also look at the rise of the machines—from AI taking over airport baggage handling to robot neighborhood watches. The robots are coming for the "un-automatable" jobs, and they’re probably better at picking up dog poop than we are.​Follow Opie:​Instagram/Twitter: @OpieRadio​YouTube: Opie Clips / Opie Radio

Opie and Ron the Waiter break down the hypocrisy of the Trump/Kimmel "widow joke" feud and King Charles’ useless "nodding tour" through NYC.​The Double Standard: Trump wants Kimmel fired for a joke he ended up making himself.​Royal Weirdness: The White House beehive and Charles' "fish out of water" visit to Harlem.​Legacy: Remembering the "corny" tactics of Al Sharpton and Ron's amazing review of the Patrice O’Neal benefit for Patrice's family!

​Is comedy officially under investigation? Today, Opie dives deep into the high-stakes feud between Jimmy Kimmel and Donald Trump. Following a literal security breach at the White House Correspondents' Dinner, the Trumps are demanding Kimmel be fired over his "Expectant Widow" joke. Opie breaks down why you have to protect the First Amendment—even for people you don’t like—and calls out the "spineless" corporations that refuse to back their talent.​Plus: * Wedding Season Fatigue: Why getting married in the middle of the Bills' playoffs should be a crime.​Tony P. joins the show to reveal the absolute worst wedding songs that will ruin your reception.​The Cross Bronx Serengeti: A wild look back at the 1980s Bronx, where breaking down on the highway meant your car was getting picked apart like a carcass in the wild.​Opie's Dad’s "Creative" Car Disposal: The legendary family story of how the senior Hughes would "retire" old family vehicles by ditching them in the middle of the Bronx.

The White House Correspondents' Dinner turned into an evacuation, but the real mystery is why Oz the Mentalist didn't see it coming. While he was busy with parlor tricks, the room was in a frenzy—leaving Dana White to show everyone what "not ducking" looks like, while RFK Jr. accidentally left Cheryl Hines in the dust.​Plus, comedian Tony P joins to talk about the "Survival Years" of our childhood. From the "Lamppost Curfew" to the shady reality of how we had to find privacy back in the day, we break down why kids today wouldn't last a week in the 80s.

​Opie, Ron the Waiter, and Tony P tackle the "Wild West" in Midtown, the "Showtime" performers hijacking the subway, and why the new Michael Jackson biopic is a sanitized mess. Plus: lavender pastry crimes and the top 5 guitar solos.

​The "Surveillance" is Real.Opie and Ron the Waiter break down the Brooklyn lawsuit against JetBlue for "Surveillance Pricing." Are they tracking your cookies to spike your flight price in real-time?​The High-Speed Salmon.New studies show European salmon are literally tweaking on river-water cocaine. Plus, the "Ozempic Divorce" trend—why rapid weight loss is causing a spike in marriage filings.​Also Today:​UK Smoking Ban: The law that makes it illegal for an entire generation to ever buy a cigarette.​The Only Child Life: Ron the Waiter on the psychological difference between being an only child and growing up with a house full of siblings.​Fetishes & F-Us: A deep dive into the weird side of the internet.

*** Organizing my content. Best Last Year of Radio is now it's own separate podcast called Opie: Final Mic Drop https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/opie-final-mic-drop/id1893190444 Going chroilogically through my last year of radio ***Carl Ruiz is facing his greatest nightmare: a family road trip. In this classic segment from the final year at SiriusXM, Carl prepares for the legendary Memphis in May BBQ festival, only to realize his solo professional mission has turned into a cross-country trek with his wife and kids. The guys dive into truck stop culture and why Carl desperately needs a CB radio to survive the drive.​This episode also features:​A Historic First Meeting: Opie and Carl talk to Matt Farah (The Smoking Tire) for the very first time.​The Crepe Disaster: Opie tries to convince a professional chef that his latest cooking video is "gourmet" quality, driving Carl absolutely nuts.

We start with a classic Opie rant: explaining the high-velocity "muscling out meatballs" and why they’re like t-shirt guns at a sporting event. Then, we dive into the political storm with comedian Ron Barba, the man behind the "MAGA for Mamdani" movement.​We break down the anti-establishment energy shared by both Trump and Mayor Zohran Mamdani’s bases, why Trump’s ability to "trigger" people is his greatest comedic asset, and the real reason our country is so divided right now. It’s a raw, funny, and logical look at the new political landscape of 2026.

​Spring in New York City has officially turned into a Pollen Apocalypse. Between the "Triple Bloom" and Thunderstorm Asthma, humans are struggling to breathe—meanwhile, a humanoid robot in China just crushed the half-marathon world record in 50 minutes. Is the human race officially obsolete?​Inside this episode:​Robot Overlords: Breaking down the "Lightning" robot’s insane 13.1-mile run.​The NYC Sneeze-Fest: Why the Saharan dust trap is making this the worst allergy year on record.​Smoking Isn't Cool: From looking like a rebel to looking like a shivering idiot hugging yourself for warmth.​Nostalgia Trip: The bitter history of Moxie Soda and the "No Frills" yellow-label brand.​The Presidential Button: If Trump has a Diet Coke button, what did other presidents use their desk button for?

​Comedian Tony P joins the show to discuss why he’s accidentally "swinger bait" in Florida and the absolute nightmare of his latest vacation. We also deep dive into the 2026 World Cup price gouging at MetLife Stadium—from $150 train rides to the $255 parking "deals."​Highlights:​World Cup Chaos: Why FIFA told Chuck Schumer to kick rocks while fans face $10,000 tickets.​Albert the Alligator: After 34 years, Tony Cavallaro officially loses his 750lb "best friend."​The Backyard Guests: A hot air balloon emergency lands in a California yard and the passengers act like it’s a social call.​Politics vs. Religion: Why are people trading their faith for politicians?​Tony P’s Vacation: Rental car rage and why Florida swingers were eyeing him at the bar.​Keywords: NYC Comedy, Tony P, MetLife Stadium World Cup, Albert the Alligator Buffalo, Tony Cavallaro, Podcast Comedy NYC, Swinger Stories, Hot Air Balloon Landing.

Learning about Bob Marley and trashing Bill Maher as we wait for Warren Haynes to play a couple of songs for us.  Sometimes Opie gets a little action on his leg and talks about the crazy behind the scenes when Opie and Anthony first started at WNEW in nyc. Steve Harvey is a D*CK! A great David Letterman story Also in studio Carl Ruiz and Sherrod Small! 5/11

Opie interviews Roger Stone and nothing his off limits. Lots of great inside Trump stuff. Also in studio Carl Ruiz and Sherrod Small​Recorded during the final year at SiriusXM, Roger Stone joins Opie to break down the "inside stuff" from the original Trump election. This is a rare, behind-the-scenes look at the political strategy and private stories that shaped history.​Keywords: Roger Stone, Donald Trump, Opie Radio, Political Secrets, SiriusXM Archive, Election History.

​Well, well, well, we are BACK. 500 feet above the pavement in NYC after a detox way out east on Long Island. It is F U Friday and we are joined by the legendary Ron the Waiter and Comedian Tony P (calling in from the lawless state of Florida).​We thought we’d heard it all, but Opie is officially floored by the absolute insanity of RFK Jr.’s animal obsession. Forget the bear cub; we dive deep into the newly resurfaced story of how the now-HHS Secretary (in 2026) chainsawed a dead whale's head off, bungee-corded it to his minivan, and drove his kids 5 hours with "whale juice" spraying into the windows. We cover the full RFK Animal Greatest Hits, including the roadkill raccoon penis surgery and the Central Park bear cub prank.​Plus: Ron the Waiter makes the bold claim that mermaids are absolutely real, but can’t provide any proof. Opie challenges him to "Just Prove It!" and the debate explodes. Tony P brings the heat from Florida, riding hard for the MAGA movement and Donald Trump, while Opie is venting about insane gas prices that are crushing everyone.​ Keywords: Opie Radio, F U Friday, Ron the Waiter, Tony P, RFK Jr., RFK whale story, RFK chainsaw, RFK raccoon, RFK bear cub Central Park, Donald Trump, MAGA, gas prices, mermaids are real, NYC comedy podcast.

​Opie is out east on Long Island overlooking the ocean for a high-energy session with comedian Ron the Waiter and Chris (Fish Guy Photos).​We kick things off with the rare "Corpse Flower" bloom—why does nature produce something that smells like a rotting carcass, and why are people lining up to sniff it? Then, the Great Pool Debate: Ron has no fear of public pool water, while Opie remains rightfully disgusted by the "human soup."​Things take a turn into the environment as Ron tackles global warming, much to Opie’s chagrin. Chris (Fish Guy Photos) joins to break down the reality of the ocean: why balloons are a death sentence for sea creatures, the madness of banning straws while balloons fly free, and the prehistoric weirdness of horseshoe crabs.​Plus: Ron’s unwavering belief in Bigfoot, aliens in the deep sea, and the scientific fact that lobsters communicate by peeing out of their eyeballs.​Keywords: Marine Biology, Comedy Podcast, Long Island, Seal Release, Environmentalism, Bigfoot, Nature, Ocean Conservation, Ron the Waiter, Fish Guy Photos.

​It’s Tax Day, and Opie is officially ditching the human touch for AI tax prep. He breaks down why a computer algorithm is a massive upgrade from his former accountant—a guy who operated out of the back of a strip club and insisted on wearing a clown nose while filing legal documents to the IRS.​In the studio, comedy legend Al Lubel explains why he is actively protesting Stephen Colbert outside his own theater after a late-night booking went south. From the "glory days" of Johnny Carson to the specific neuroses of Jerry Seinfeld, Al leaves no stone unturned.​Plus:​The NYC Doorman Strike: Are the guys opening your door actually making more than you? The truth about under-the-table tips and the impending strike.​Ron the Waiter’s Coney Island Disaster: Why jumping into the Atlantic in April leads to an immediate, soul-crushing brain freeze.​Subscribe to Opie Radio for the best stories from 500 feet above NYC.KeywordOpie Radio, Al Lubel, Stephen Colbert, Tax Day 2026, AI Taxes, NYC Doorman Strike, Johnny Carson, Jerry Seinfeld, Coney Island, Ron the Waiter, Comedy Podcast, New York City

​After 4 days off, Opie and Ron the Waiter are back to tackle a world gone sideways. Donald Trump claims that viral photo of him looking like Jesus was actually him as a "Red Cross worker"—we aren't buying the excuse, but we’re definitely riffing on the absurdity. Plus, we look at the failed ceasefires, why politicians are too busy "hooking up" in D.C. to get anything done, and the strange beef with Pope Leo.​THE BIG STORY: Opie goes behind the scenes of the Opie & Anthony era to reveal the time a book project was killed by the suits. The ultimatum was simple: "If you write about Howard Stern, you will be fired." Hear the full story of how the company protected its biggest star at all costs.​Topics & Keywords: Opie and Anthony, Howard Stern, Radio Stories, Trump vs Pope, Pope Leo, Red Cross, NYC Comedy, Podcast Stories, Radio History, Ron the Waiter, Washington DC Politics

Stacy brought in the moonshine, so you know things got off the rails fast. Opie joined by the legendary Carl Ruiz, Vic Henley, and Sherrod Small for an afternoon of pure, unfiltered comedy.​We’re drinking "shine," laughing our asses off, and roasting each other as only we can. From Vic losing his wallet, Opie can sh*t anywhere, Carl says India sucksr and Opie's WILD Fraternity stories, this is the crew at their absolute best—raw, loud, and incredibly funny. Grab a drink and hang out with us. 5/10

Opie is back with Mark Normand, Vic Henley, and Carl Ruiz in studio. Mark stops by unannounced with his new Comedy Central special and massive Times Square billboard. Carl goes full sugar apocalypse while Dr. Ian Smith (Blast the Sugar Out) loses his mind trying to stop him.Wild stories, Tampa lingerie modeling chaos, polar bear depression, bear invasions, and nonstop degenerate laughs. Peak Opie Radio energy.Guests: Mark Normand, Vic Henley, Carl Ruiz, Dr. Ian Smith5/9

​The "Naked Mom" theory is taking over social media, and we have questions. Today on the Opie Radio podcast, we dive into the bizarre trend of "naked parenting" and why some moms think hanging out in the kitchen with no clothes on is the key to body positivity. We all agree: it’s weird, it’s uncomfortable, and the "boundaries" are officially gone.​Then, comedian Tony P joins the show to explain why he is 100% convinced the moon landing was a total hoax. We break down the "rotary phone" mystery—did President Nixon really just pick up a landline and call the lunar surface in 1969? The yelling starts early on this one as we debate the tech of the 60s vs. the reality of space travel.​Also in this episode:​The Long Island Nude Beach: Breaking down the "Field 5" culture and the long walk every local kid took just to see what was happening.​Artemis 2 Skepticism: Why Tony P thinks the moon mission is just more movie magic.

​The ceasefire is a "leaking" mess, and everyone is playing a game. Today we break down why Benjamin Netanyahu has no intention of stopping the bombs and why the Pakistan-brokered deal is falling apart at the seams. Plus: Tiger Woods allegedly calls Trump from a DUI scene? We aren't buying it. We also dive into the bizarre world of "Political Ghosting"—why are people actually throwing away their Bruce Springsteen and Robert De Niro collections? Also, we find Donald Trump’s long-lost twin... who happens to be a potato farmer in Spain.​Topics covered:​00:00 – The "Lebanon Loophole" and Netanyahu’s destructive end-game.​12:45 – Tiger Woods’ questionable "Phone-a-Friend" moment with Trump.​25:30 – Bruce Springsteen, De Niro, and the death of separating art from politics.​38:15 – The viral "Senora Trump" potato farmer.

​Howard Stern and his wife are being sued by a former assistant who claims their $50 million Hamptons mansion is a "hostile" feline-rescue nightmare. Opie breaks down the lawsuit and the reality of living with 900 ungrateful cats vs. one loyal dog. ​Plus, the "Subway Seat Roulette" just got worse. A new NYC bill would force the MTA to alert riders of bed bug infestations in real-time. Opie and Ron the Waiter share their own "horror stories" from the front lines of flea and bed bug battles. Also: Who’s at fault for the wolf bite at the zoo—the animal or the parents on their phones?​Topics:The Stern "Hostile Hamptons" Lawsuit.​Cats vs. Dogs: Who actually likes you?MTA Bed Bug Alerts and commuting nightmares.​The Hersheypark wolf incident.Iran/Trump midnight ceasefire update.

​Opie is back 500 feet above the streets of NYC after two weeks away, and the world has gone sideways. From Donald Trump’s ominous "Power Plant and Bridge Day" ultimatum to Iran (ending in a very unexpected sign-off) to the Howard Stern lawsuit.In this episode:​Trump’s Ultimatum: Why "Bridge Day" and "Praise Allah" are trending together.​NYC Update: Mayor Mamdani’s 100,000-pothole milestone and the new vibe of the city.​Artemis 2: The crew breaks the Apollo 13 record and a jar of Nutella goes viral in deep space.​The Stern Lawsuit: Howard and Beth get sued over a "hostile" house full of foster cats.​Future Shock: 5 things that definitely won't exist in 5 years.

​Ron Bennington joins Opie and Anthony to pull back the curtain on the most chaotic era of radio. From the "Star Star" incident to the truth about radio prizing, this is the legend himself at his best.​Inside the Episode:​Industry Secrets: Why the "Iron Man of Radio" is a lie.​The "Star Star" Fiasco: The day Opie almost lost it all in Buffalo.​Fez Whatley: The hilarious truth about his elevator anxiety.​Rigging the Game: Where those "Trip to Ireland" tickets really went.

​Carl Ruiz brings in a $3,000 bottle of Pappy Van Winkle bourbon, but the high-end tasting takes an emotional turn. Carl breaks down while explaining his "Life to the Tilt" philosophy in a raw, hilarious, and legendary moment. Chris Distefano and Sherrod Small join the crew to talk shop on the greatest comedies of all time. 5/8Best and Last Year of Radio is a look back at Opie's last year of radio.

​Today on Opie Radio: The bizarre $20M Mount Everest "diarrhea scam" exposed, the $167M lottery winner who can't stop burgling, and the latest on the Artemis II moon mission. Plus, a heartfelt message to my friend Ron Bennington following his recent health announcement.