Dinnerladies & Crap Presents

Welcome to another hilariously chaotic episode of What Would Denise Do?! This time, Dom and David, aka Davina, are half a bottle deep, and the conversation goes in every direction—from guinea pigs fracking for oil (you read that right) to the wonders of Yorkshire Airlines and their in-flight fish and chips. Denise makes her grand appearance, dishing out sharp, unfiltered takes on everything from awkward ex-boyfriend stories to the absolute horror of receiving a foam disc gun as a Christmas present at 17 (seriously, what was 'Santa' thinking?). Expect tangents galore as the duo talk about their love for flumps and recount David's rare venture outside (yes, it’s a momentous occasion). There’s also chat about TikTok and Dom’s deep dive into a Yorkshire-accented Kylie Jenner spoof. And, of course, no episode would be complete without some juicy thoughts on disappointing Christmas gifts, and the art of navigating awkward moments like a pro. Pour yourself a drink and join the madness—don’t forget to follow, rate us five stars, and send in your burning questions for Denise to tackle next week! Instagram: @whatwoulddenise