Dispatch (2026): Is Two A Harem?

Look, I admit, Robert's pretty cute, even if he is basically a perfectly generic genshin impact ass background character. And he probably is a good person, what with all that mecha man stuff he had going on! But mang, two baddies? I can believe in giant robots and flying people but this is really straining my disbelief here. Anyway you shouldn't date your coworkers. In this episode: telltalealikes, this is a dating sim, why do so many hot women throw themselves at the most average man alive, josh wheadon, radar charts, punch up's special move, being your own genre, HR violations, ok but no really genuinely DO NOT DATE THESE PEOPLE, sad wet boys. ~~~ Our theme music is Glass Half Full by the incredible Cliff, you can find him on Bandcamp! Want to shout about the episode? Join us in the Infinite Cities Discord! You can find us on Twitter, and if you want to link to us, you can catch us at https://infinitecities.libsyn.com/! We are featherwings, willofchris, karpskryparn, and thegaryroby, and we are Infinite Cities. 🌆