Doctor Westwood, PhD in Chaos

🚨 Join our Patreon for exclusive clips, behind-the-scenes rants, and early access → patreon.com/SortofaPound From ancient aliens to antihistamines, this episode has everything: scientific “facts,” savage comment replies, and a questionable honey-related trauma. 🫐 Blueberries, broccoli & bollocks 🐊 Crocodiles older than trees? 🧠 Massive brains and microwave myths 🧴 Vaseline up your nostrils (yes, really) 💊 Hayfever injections & GP battles 📚 Aztecs, pyramids & wild conspiracies 🍯 Childhood honey trauma (trigger warning) Plus, why Tessie gets a haircut, Louise wants a PhD just for the title “Doctor,” and Louise teaches us the price of bee labour. 💌 Got a conspiracy theory, near-death story or fruit fact to share? Message us via Patreon—even the free tier gets access to submission! 🎙️ Subscribe now. Laugh later. Pound away, people!