Does Sneezing Offend Jesus?

This week we're unpacking the stuff that's totally fine... until you actually think about it. Who should really be in charge of the big red button (spoiler: it's us). What it would look like if we got fat, put on a suit, and rode a motorcycle shaking our tits down the high street. How big we'd be "down there" if we'd been born men (Answer: HUGE) We also uncover irrefutable evidence that Jesus was, in fact, a pimp - sorry in advance to anyone raised religious. Plus it's officially Vagina Day. Streets are empty, everyone's staying inside and men have finally got the one day a year they've always wanted - 24 hours as a woman, vagina included. Naturally this led to us naming ours after the latest series we binged. Chloe's is "Emergency Room." Lady M's is "The Gentleman." No further questions. Grab your headphones, apologise to your nan, and press play.