Don't Judge Me!

Sound Bites"I love that feeling""I voice record what I'm thinking""Getting a second dog may indicate potential relationship issues""Mmm, nice slow ghost.""How much does Tammy like them or the woman? Is she gonna miss the relationship or is she like, yeah, that's cool, we don't have to see them as much?""He actually has my secondary range finder.""Now it's dead. Yeah.""A rope around its neck.""Oh, yeah, at least it wasn't in a pot.""Trying to poke her, buddy. That's it. That's the only hole you need to poke.""Yeah, smart people are very good at convincing themselves of bullshit.""People need to believe in something that is bigger than themselves.""I don't think I've ever seen any of my brothers naked, like fully naked, you know, ever, you know?""I mean, look, if you gotta take an emergency shit, like, you gotta take an emergency shit. Like, all bets are off at that point, you know what I mean?""I peed in the pool too. I'm not ashamed to admit it. Don't judge me. Don't fucking judge me.""You're stanky.""Oh, I can't imagine being on the other side of that, though.""Wash the day away from your vege." ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★