DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS (UNLESS YOU'RE A TEXAN GOP OFFICEHOLDER)

They say everything's bigger in Texas - doubly so if you're talking voter suppression or COVID-19 rates. But hey, at least they've got monkeypox! Meanwhile, as the Delta Variant sweeps America, we also face the impending threat posed by Olympic fever and the only cure is... more cowbell? No! It's your weekly dose of newsy infotainment! Get dosed with Cognitive Dissidents Jeffrey Scott Hendrick, "The Black Voice of Reason" Tymon Shipp, and Dr. David Robinson, and you'll be up and at 'em before you know it!