Don’t Tell the Kids… Your Vagina Isn’t Ruined (But You Might Pee When You Laugh)

Okay… this is your warning: do NOT play this one in the car with your kids 😂We went there. Like really went there. It started with a very innocent question—does your vagina get ruined after kids?—and somehow turned into a full-blown, no-filter conversation about sex after babies, peeing when you laugh, what no one tells you about birth, and the stuff we all secretly wonder but don’t say out loud.We also somehow ended up talking about surrogates, miscarriages, mom bodies, male escorts (yes, really), and the kind of things that will make you laugh, cringe, and feel very seen all at the same time.It’s honest, it’s unfiltered, and it’s basically the conversation you have with your closest friends… just maybe not out loud.You’re going to laugh, you might gasp, and you’ll definitely feel less alone in the things no one prepares you for.…just (PLEASE) don’t tell the kids.