Double D's Journey to filth, Miniature Giraffes and Stripper Competitions

Welcome to What Would Denise Do — aka two gays, one cat chewing through microphone wires, and the sudden decision to sign up for a Tough Mudder in SIX WEEKS despite collectively going to the gym about four times this year.One of us is recording from what appears to be the 47th room of a haunted mansion, the other’s aggressively self-employed, and the cat has committed several acts of domestic terrorism before falling asleep like he pays rent.The shit show includes:• accidentally booking a 15K obstacle course while tipsy• discussing miniature giraffes for ass-scratching purposes• arguing with Google Gemini like it’s an ex-boyfriend• Hilary Duff somehow becoming responsible for all bad decisions• a stripper competition on a Wednesday• emotional breakdowns over Moira Rose• “Double D’s: Journey to Filth” officially underwayCurrent status:terrified, overcommitted, slightly drunk, spiritually sponsored by Prosecco and delusion.