Dow Rallies After It Turns Out Trader Who Jumped Out Window Was Merely Having Marital Problems

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Good news on Wall Street today as the Dow recovers following a big scare. Hear how markets surged after it was revealed the stock trader who jumped out of a high rise window only did it because his wife left him. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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