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EPISODE · Jun 10, 2026 · 43 MIN

Ducks, Koi Carp and A Very Angry 16-Year-Old!

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Welcome back to The Therapy Crouch! We’re in the middle of a house move, a country move, and apparently, Pete is starting his new life as a full-time farmer.In today’s episode, Abbey recounts what can only be described as the most traumatic parking incident in Everyman Cinema history. Let’s just say a 16-year-old staff member and a "barricade" of cars left her in actual tears.Meanwhile, Pete has bypassed the butcher and come home with live Koi Carp and a brood of ducklings. We introduce you to Bob, Pip, and the rest of the gang—plus, we dive into your "Weekly Whines," including a bottomless brunch disaster and a fan confession that proves Pete’s "accidental sex appeal" is still going strong.If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link belowhttps://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit00:00 – The long-distance relationship struggle begins 02:00 – Dream home or logistical nightmare? 004:52 – Abbey’s Weekly Whine: The Everyman Cinema Barricade 🚗 07:40 – Pete vs. The 16-Year-Old "Bully" 11:42 – The Big Reveal: Pete’s new Koi Carp and Ducks 🦆 14:48 – Meeting Bob the Duckling (Live on the pod!) 17:15 – Audience Whine: The bottomless brunch from hell 22:00 – Pete’s "Icky" take on bottomless brunches 24:32 – The dream of riding horses in Montana 27:02 – The "Trouser Snake" Ick 🐍 30:10 – Athleisure vs. The Yoga Mat Fashion Accessory 33:52 – Dealing with a "Machiavellian" Stepson 40:00 – Fan Confession: "Pete Crouch was my childhood crush" 41:50 – The search for people who fancy Abbey (and Gaz!)To contact us:Email: [email protected]: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouchWebsite: https://thetherapycrouch.com/For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back to The Therapy Crouch! We’re in the middle of a house move, a country move, and apparently, Pete is starting his new life as a full-time farmer.In today’s episode, Abbey recounts what can only be described as the most traumatic parking incident in Everyman Cinema history. Let’s just say a 16-year-old staff member and a "barricade" of cars left her in actual tears.Meanwhile, Pete has bypassed the butcher and come home with live Koi Carp and a brood of ducklings. We introduce you to Bob, Pip, and the rest of the gang—plus, we dive into your "Weekly Whines," including a bottomless brunch disaster and a fan confession that proves Pete’s "accidental sex appeal" is still going strong.If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link belowhttps://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit00:00 – The long-distance relationship struggle begins 02:00 – Dream home or logistical nightmare? 004:52 – Abbey’s Weekly Whine: The Everyman Cinema Barricade 🚗 07:40 – Pete vs. The 16-Year-Old "Bully" 11:42 – The Big Reveal: Pete’s new Koi Carp and Ducks 🦆 14:48 – Meeting Bob the Duckling (Live on the pod!) 17:15 – Audience Whine: The bottomless brunch from hell 22:00 – Pete’s "Icky" take on bottomless brunches 24:32 – The dream of riding horses in Montana 27:02 – The "Trouser Snake" Ick 🐍 30:10 – Athleisure vs. The Yoga Mat Fashion Accessory 33:52 – Dealing with a "Machiavellian" Stepson 40:00 – Fan Confession: "Pete Crouch was my childhood crush" 41:50 – The search for people who fancy Abbey (and Gaz!)To contact us:Email: [email protected]: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouchWebsite: https://thetherapycrouch.com/For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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