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The Therapy Crouch
by Tall or Nothing
Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships. Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episodes
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Blind Date Waxing Nightmare, Turkey Pillows & The Brutal Family Roast!
We're back in the barn for another episode of The Therapy Crouch! Pete and Abbey unpack their scenic escape to Norway, surviving endless glasses of "bitch juice," and why Pete's post-golf hosting habits leave Abbey freezing in a house without furniture. Between Abbey attempting to cure a brutal...
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Abbey Grills Pete For Leaving Her Out Of The Podcast Awards! | Ask Me Anything
On this AMA episode of The Therapy Crouch, Pete and Abbey are back tackling your most pressing questions, starting with Pete awkwardly explaining why Abbey didn't get an enthusiastic invite to his upcoming podcast awards night. Between wardrobe disputes and chaotic rental living, the pair unpack...
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“Only 20 Summers Left?!” Abbey & Pete Tackle Ageing Fears, Tech Neck & Gold Diggers
We're back in the barn for another episode of The Therapy Crouch! This week, Pete and Abbey dive into the sobering realisation of getting older, from realising we only have "20 summers left" to Pete officially banning Abbey from his car after driveway parking chaos and a trashed centre console....
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"You’re Skipping Our Anniversary?!” Peter & Abbey Debate GTA & Wild Gamer Obsessions | AMA
We're back in the barn for another Therapy Crouch AMA! Abbey and Pete kick things off unpacking Abbey’s marathon seven-hour phone calls investigating whether Noah’s Ark has actually been uncovered and why you shouldn't touch an alien. Pete also reveals why he’s forced to hide in the kids'…
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How To Distract Your Wife To Get What You Want & The Human Chin Rest Dilemma!
We're back in the barn for another episode of The Therapy Crouch! This week, Abbey is giving Pete’s face a full MOT (flaming wax balls included), while Pete defends his pool-side grunting while lifting 5kg pink dumbbells. The pair also debate the irresistible male urge to give a "happy slap" when...
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“You Can Shove Your Romance!” Peter and Abbey Crouch React to Wild Listener Questions
Welcome back to a special Ask Me Anything edition of The Therapy Crouch! This week, Abbey, Peter, and Gaz are recording in style from London’s Corinthia Hotel. The gang kick things off with a debate over spa days, why Abbey would rather see the coving guy than go on date night, hungover spooning...
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Wayne & Coleen Rooney on 18 Years Together, Family & The Truth About Abbey’s Past!
Welcome back to a very special episode of The Therapy Crouch! This week, Abbey and Peter are joined by the iconic Coleen and Wayne Rooney! From growing up together in Liverpool and navigating massive media storms as teenagers, to raising four football-mad boys and filming their brand-new Disney+...
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“That Is Unforgivable!” Abbey & Peter Tackle Shocking Wedding Drama & Affair Secrets.
This week, Abbey, Peter, and Gaz are tackling your wildest listener dilemmas and questions! From Gaz’s terrifying sleep paralysis and Abbey's bizarre tap water theories to whether you can ever forgive a best friend using you as an affair cover-up, nothing is off the table. Plus, Abbey and Pete...
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What Actually Happened?!” Abbey and Peter Crouch REVEAL Mallorca Wedding Drama!
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are exhausted, voice-less, and straight back from the wedding of the century in Mallorca for Abbey’s sister Elle and Scott! Pete makes the dangerous admission that it might have been better than their own wedding, before breaking down how...
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“Never Say That In Bed!” Abbey and Peter REACT To The Wild Fulham Trend!
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back in the barn diving into another chaotic Ask Me Anything! The episode kicks off with Pete and Abbey sharing wedding panic as Jack demands a Phil Foden zigzag buzz cut with Wayfarers for his tux, and Pete revealing his romantic,...
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“The Real Reason Couples Split!” Kate Daly on The Silent Signs Of Divorce!
In this episode, Kate breaks down the silent warning signs that a relationship is in trouble, whether staying together "just for the kids" actually works, and how couples can navigate difficult separations and co-parenting without descending into total warfare. Plus, Pete and Abbey quiz Kate on...
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“You Left THAT In The Key Drawer?!” Abbey & Peter on Bedroom Secrets & Wedding Drama
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back diving into another lawless Ask Me Anything! The episode kicks off with Pete getting the ick from Abbey’s 12-point turns, Pete repeating his drunken podcast ideas are “bang on trend,” and Abbey revealing why her new dressing room…
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Bridezilla or Justified?! Abbey’s Sister Elle & Scott on Pre-Wedding Chaos & Brutal Scandals!
Wedding Chaos! Elle & Scott Talk Dress Disasters, Cheating Scandals & Nashville Hen Drama!On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey are joined by special guests Elle and Scott as they enter the final chaotic countdown to their big day! Scott and Elle reveal the madness behind...
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He Practiced On His EX?! Abbey and Peter React to Outrageous Engagement Secrets!
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back diving into another chaotic Ask Me Anything! The episode kicks off with Abbey and Pete debating chin filler versus Peter's heart-shaped head, and scheming to launch Jordan onto the dating scene as the pod's ultimate eligible...
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Abbey’s Lawless Nashville Hen Do, Pete’s DIY Golf Course & The 2-Hour Bedroom Dilemma!
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey is fresh back from a wild hen do in Nashville and Pete is holding down the fort as the pair broadcast straight from a cosy stolen barn! Abbey reveals the harsh truth about Nashville (including the complete lack of real cowboys), wild line dancing...
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“That Is CORRECT!” Abbey and Peter REVEAL Bedroom Confessions, Bulging Discs & Keeping Score!
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back answering more of your Ask Me Anythings, and this week things get VERY personal as the pair tackle bedroom confidence, dirty talk and whether getting into the best shape of your life can actually cause problems in your…
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Abbey’s Off to Nashville! Hen Do Plans, Tattoo Disasters & Peter’s Worst Nightmare!
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back with plenty to catch up on as Abbey prepares to head off to Nashville for her sister’s hen do — complete with themed outfits, tattoos, line dancing and a cowboy strip show that Peter is less than thrilled about! The pair also…
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AMA Gone Wild! Abbey & Peter Get TIPSY! Wine Tasting, £500 Bottles and Liberty’s Secret Wine Tips!
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined once again by Abbey’s best friend Liberty, who is putting the pair through their paces with the ultimate wine tasting! Armed with bottles ranging from brilliant £9 bargains to alternatives for wines that can cost hundreds of...
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Ed Sheeran Lived On My Sofa! Liberty Reveals Wild Nights Out & An Awkward Leo DiCaprio Encounter!
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined by one of Abbey’s oldest and closest friends, Liberty, for an episode packed with stories from their years of friendship, celebrity encounters and more than a few questionable decisions. Liberty reveals how she first met Abbey...
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Livin’ The Dream! Abbey and Peter Talk Holiday Meltdowns, Puppy Fever and Cold Sea Swims | AMA
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, love, chaos, and a brand-new family member are on the podcast as Abbey, Peter, and Kaz catch up on all things life! Peter shares his newfound passion for cold-water swimming (and the VERY painful side effects of freezing sea dips), while Abbey introduces…
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"He's A Scumbag!" Abbey & Pete Tackle Scandalous Workplace Romance Drama!
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back with updates on their chaotic house renovations, new family additions, and an eye-watering trip to a local farm shop that left them £116 lighter for just four steaks! We tackle a tough Agony Ab from a coach-side parent whose young...
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Underwear Emergencies, Wedding Dramas and Office Scandals | Ask Me Anything!
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back as they dive straight into some hilarious home wardrobe malfunctions, missing underwear mysteries, and getting back on the health wagon. Peter reveals why he's ditching the tight Calvins, and the pair debate the age-old question:...
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Garage Living, Hamptons Karaoke & Is Sunbathing Face Down An ICK?!
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Pete are back in the UK—squatting in their own garage amidst full-blown house renovation chaos! The sun is shining, the garden veg is thriving, but Pete’s weekly whine is off to a rocky start thanks to hay fever, pond-side seating, and…
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The Story We Probably Shouldn't Have Read...
On today's AMA episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back answering your questions, and as always, the conversation heads in some very unexpected directions. From Peter looking back on his experience at the World Cup Final and the chaos of the half-time show, to a chat about…
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America Shocked Peter & Abbey... We Couldn't Believe It!
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined for another hilarious chat as they dive into the emotional rollercoaster of parenting, from the kids' dramatic new haircuts to realising they're picking up more Scouse than ever before. The gang also discuss bizarre sleep…
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Abbey Calls Out Peter's Labour Behaviour, Naked Mishaps and Are Men More Vain Than Women?
On today's episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back in New York for another chaotic Ask Me Anything, and this week's questions spark conversations that go absolutely everywhere. The pair kick things off by joking about being reunited after travelling, with Abbey admitting she's...
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Abbey & Peter REUNITE In New York! Airport Mistake, Matt Healy Tattoo & An UNFORGIVABLE Wedding Snub
On today's episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are FINALLY back together — this time recording from the middle of New York City after weeks apart — but the reunion gets off to an unforgettable start. Abbey reveals the nightmare journey that almost stopped her family from making it to…
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Our Favourite Moments From Summer 2026 So Far - Portugal Edition!
This week we’re bringing you a little compilation of some of our favourite moments from Summer 2026 - all during Abbey & Peter’s family holiday to Portugal! Stay tuned as we’ll be back soon with your regular Therapy Crouch shenanigans… If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the…
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A quick word from The Therapy Crouch...
On today's episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter gives a brief update on the status on the show as England continue to proudly march on into the semi-finals of the FIFA World Cup 2026! Sadly this means no therapy this week... sorry fans! We'll see you next Tuesday! (And as a thank-you for your...
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Bedroom Fantasy Fails, wild Drunken Stories & Are Peter and Abbey Moving To Portugal?
On today's episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back for another Ask Me Anything, still separated by thousands of miles with Peter in LA covering the World Cup and Abbey holding the fort in Portugal. The pair catch up on just how much they're missing each other, reveal when they'll...
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Knob Shopping, Renovation Chaos & Abbey and Peter Face Their Biggest Parenting Challenge Yet…
On today's episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey are back together from opposite sides of the world, with Pete still in Los Angeles covering the Club World Cup while Abbey holds down the fort in Portugal... and it's fair to say long distance is still bringing plenty of chaos. The pair…
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Hall Passes, Pregnancy Rows & Why Peter Threw Sausages Out The Window
On today's episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey are back for another Ask Me Anything, still navigating long distance with Pete in LA and Abbey in Portugal, and the chaos starts almost immediately... The pair kick things off with a debate about breaking news alerts, why the news is…
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Peter & Abbey React to America's Wildest AITA Stories, Robot Deliveries and Dating Disasters…
On today's episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter is back in LA while Abbey holds down the fort in Portugal, and long-distance life is proving just as chaotic as ever. The pair kick things off by catching up across the time difference, with Pete walking into a house where everyone is ill while…
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Peter and Abbey Talk Long Distance Delusions, Comfort Knickers and The Return of Shabba!
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back for another Ask Me Anything from Portugal and there is absolutely no shortage of chaos! The pair kick things off by diving into the realities of being reunited after time apart, with Abbey admitting Peter has completely ruined the...
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Father’s Day Chaos! Abbey Fosters Five Kittens, Gaz Burns His BALLS and a Listener’s Lingerie Confession!
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are reunited in Portugal for a Father’s Day special… but as always, things go downhill fast! Abbey reveals she’s somehow ended up fostering a wild cat and five tiny kittens after they were found abandoned in a dumpster, while Peter returns...
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Long Distance Disasters! Abbey and Peter Struggle Apart, World Cup FOMO and Bedroom Dilemmas
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter attempt another long-distance podcast recording... and quickly realise just how difficult it is to be apart. After a chaotic start filled with technical disasters, Peter opens up about life at the World Cup, meeting internet superstar...
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Could You Leave Everything Behind? Abbey & Peter Weigh In!
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back for another Ask Me Anything episode and things quickly take a surprisingly therapeutic turn. The pair tackle everything from moving across the world and starting over in Los Angeles, to the relationship habits that secretly drive...
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He Invited Us To Dinner... Then Things Got Awkward | Ask me Anything!
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back for another AMA episode as they answer your dilemmas, share some hilarious stories and dish out their brutally honest advice. The gang kick things off by talking about spending time apart for the first time in a while before a...
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Ducks, Koi Carp and A Very Angry 16-Year-Old!
Welcome back to The Therapy Crouch! We’re in the middle of a house move, a country move, and apparently, Pete is starting his new life as a full-time farmer. In today’s episode, Abbey recounts what can only be described as the most traumatic parking incident in Everyman Cinema history. Let’s just...
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The Therapy Crouch AMA! Football Questions, Family Drama and One Very Awkward Mistake!
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back in Portugal for another AMA and things quickly descend into chaos as they discuss the little things that seem to annoy them more and more with age. Peter shares his surprising obsession with supermarket trolleys while Abbey…
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Stag Do Confessions, Relationship Boundaries and Abbey’s House Obsession!
On today's episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey is completely consumed by the house of her dreams as she reveals how a 15-year search has finally come to an end and why decorating it has become an all-consuming obsession. Peter also shares the story of a recent speaking event where he discovered...
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Abbey Wants To Play A Crackhead In A Movie?!
On today’s Ask Me Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are still living their best lives in Portugal as they answer your most random, chaotic and hilarious questions yet. Peter reveals his bizarre talent for recognising footballers from just their forehead, the gang debate...
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The Guest That Accidentally Put The Podcast To Sleep!
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back in Portugal and things descend into chaos almost immediately as Pete gets called out for his bizarre podcast habits, the couple debate whether men dress like toddlers on holiday and Abbey relives her iconic school lunch era...
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“You Can Shove Your Puppies…” Portugal AMA Gets Wild!
On today’s Ask Me Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back in Portugal answering your dilemmas and diving into absolute chaos from start to finish. From debating whether three dogs is officially too many, to navigating awkward step-parenting moments and hilarious regional...
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Peter Gets DESTROYED By Pensioners! Abbey Exposes His Portugal Tennis Disaster
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are still living their best lives in Portugal… although Pete’s ego may have taken a slight battering after a disastrous mixed doubles tennis tournament against a group of senior citizens who absolutely wiped the floor with him. Abbey…
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Remember These Therapy Crouch Moments? Pete Does…
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Pete is flying solo for a special AMA throwback as he revisits some of the funniest, weirdest and most chaotic moments from old episodes of the podcast. With Abbey away volunteering at an animal shelter (genuinely), Pete dives into a handpicked selection…
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Conspiracy Theories Get WEIRD! Flat Earths, AI Takeovers and Robot Birds!
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, the Portugal adventures continue as Abbey and Peter settle into holiday life with VERY mixed results. Peter gives us the dramatic rundown after suffering a painful defeat on the tennis court while Abbey reveals she’s been volunteering at an incredible...
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Peter Crouch: “I Didn’t Sign Up For This” — Home Style Debate
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, we’re back for another Ask Me Anything and things get unexpectedly heated… over PAINT. Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch dive into a listener dilemma about kitchen colours, which quickly spirals into a full-blown debate on Abbey’s obsession with the infamous...
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You Had Fun? Now You’re In Trouble… Relationship Truths Get REAL
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, the Portugal trip rolls on as the gang battle through hangovers, questionable decisions and some seriously strong opinions on relationships. After a heavy night, the boys are feeling it as they dive into everything from airport pints and junk food…
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Abbey and Peter Reveal Why Food Abroad Tastes Better | Ask Me Anything!
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, the Portugal Series continues with another chaotic Ask Me Anything as Abbey and Peter answer your questions and accidentally reveal some huge family plans. The couple open up about deciding to move house after ten years, why they’re ready for a fresh...
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships.
Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way.
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
HOSTED BY
Tall or Nothing
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The Therapy Crouch currently has 330 episodes available on PodParley. New episodes are automatically indexed when they're published to the podcast feed.
What is The Therapy Crouch about?
Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships. Enter into our safe space...
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The Therapy Crouch is created and hosted by Tall or Nothing.
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