Dumb Criminals, Bionic Ears & Hilarious Tourist Complaints | This is True Really News Mailbag 239

Welcome to Episode 239 of the This is True Really News Mailbag!Are you ready to plotz? This week, we're bringing you a brand new batch of unbelievable real-life stories. From the absolute dumbest tourist complaints we've ever heard (can a king-sized bed get you pregnant?) to criminals who clearly lack a "particular set of skills"—including a guy who tried to rob a jewelry store dressed as Batman.Plus, we share some personal updates about catastrophic stage falls, bionic ears, the magic of new eye lenses, and the childhood disappointment of Sea Monkeys.If you love laughing at the absurdity of humanity, hit that SUBSCRIBE button and leave us a comment!0:00 – Plotzing, knickers, and the mechanics of 3D-printed knee braces.2:40 – The epic stage wipeout at Champs in Eden Prairie.3:40 – The "Bionic Ear" (Baha implant) and cataract surgery surprises.8:30 – Nostalgia trip: Sea Monkeys, X-Ray specs, and hairy chest wigs.10:00 – Hilarious Tourist Complaints: Blaming the hotel for an unexpected pregnancy.12:50 – Cruise ship disasters, spring breakers, and ending up in the brig.14:10 – Dumb Criminals: The pest control worker who immediately confessed.15:50 – A creepy discovery in Pennsylvania involving fake IDs and a 55-gallon drum.18:00 – "I'm Batman" – The absolute worst disguise for a jewelry heist.18:35 – Listener Shoutouts & Mailbag reactions (Suitcase poisoning logistics).This is True Really News brings you the strangest, funniest, and most mind-boggling true news stories from around the globe, complete with our signature banter and "consulting" advice for amateur criminals.Don't forget to like, share, and follow us on Facebook! #ThisIsTrue #WeirdNews #DumbCriminals #Podcast #TrueNews #FunnyStories #TouristFails