Dust Bunnies and The Secret Safe

🚨 Join our Patreon for behind-the-scenes chaos, exclusive extras, and early access → patreon.com/SortofaPoundIn this episode, Shane and Louise go full goth glam at a mis-numbered birthday party (Happy 34th Danielle!), reminisce about their wild office snack habits, and reveal the ridiculous reality of cleaning when you live with a moulting dog. Plus:🧼 The Dust Bunny Diaries 🥪 Cheese & Pickle Mountains 🧹 Hoover hacks and second-hand Dyson drama 🕵️‍♀️ Louise’s secret safe under the floorboards 🪞 Sabrina the Teenage Witch is 30?! Existential crisis incoming 📦 A hidden room behind a freezer? Real-life mystery house reveal 🔥 Why log burners are secretly plotting against your clean floorsOh - and it’s confirmed: Shane’s hoarding cables, Louise has no memory, and Tessie is shedding for the nation.💌 Got a cleaning confession, weird old house story, or secret stash find? Send it to us on Patreon (even on the free tier!)🎙️ Subscribe now. Laugh later. Pound away, people!