E306 – The Odyssey - What Would YOU Do?

Amber and Scott tackle the monumental three-hour epic The Odyssey , finding themselves hilariously out of their depth as they navigate a landscape filled with centaurs, Hydras, and confusing mythological lineage. They share a laugh over the absurdity of Greek gods using their powers to produce giant one-eyed offspring, while simultaneously questioning why Odysseus would choose to antagonize a deity like Poseidon by blinding his son. The duo is joined by a colorful trio of special correspondents—Morty the werewolf, Jimmy the zombie, and Von Murder the vampire—who drop by to offer their own unique, albeit unsolicited, expertise on the film’s various creature transformations and undead encounters. Some What Would You Dos from the episode: If you were trapped in a cave with a giant Cyclops, would you try to wait it out or attempt a daring escape disguised as a lamb? If you were a soldier under Odysseus’s command, would you let your hunger win out and eat the Sun God’s cattle, knowing it would likely lead to your death? If you were Odysseus and you knew your men were destined to be picked off by a hydra, would you warn them or keep the secret to ensure your own survival? If you were one of the suitors who had been partying at Penelope’s house for twenty years, how would you react when the supposed beggar suddenly strings the legendary bow and reveals himself as the returning king? The conversation reaches a peak of ridiculousness when the hosts attempt to reconcile the physics of a giant cyclops picking up a human like a candy bar snack. Ultimately, the most hilarious point remains the sheer audacity of Odysseus, who decides to spend his long-awaited homecoming in disguise just to scope out the frat-house-level chaos unfolding in his own living room.