Cinema IRL

Amber and Scott take a deep, albeit sleepy, dive into the live-action version of Moana , a film that left them questioning Disney’s pacing and the necessity of so many musical numbers. Between Scott’s hilarious confusion over the film's lore and Amber’s struggle to stay awake during the slower stretches, the duo finds brief moments of amusement in the Rock’s performance and the catchy, Oingo Boingo-esque "shiny" crab song. Their critique of the film’s runtime and the baffling decision to have Moana face such heavy burdens as a young child provides a humorous look at the frustrations of a modern family movie night.   Some What Would You Dos from the episode: If you were a young child, would you be able to handle the pressure of being told you are destined to rule your tribe, or would the weight of those expectations turn you into a complete brat? If you were Moana, would you relish the opportunity to lead your people and solve the island's crises, or would you rebel and just want to be a normal kid? If you were in a situation where a demigod companion abandoned you to jump down a mysterious, bottomless pit, would you follow him into the unknown or simply head back to the boat? If you suddenly realized that a glowing, magical heart belonged to a terrifying lava monster, would you actually attempt to hand it back to them?   The conversation inevitably descends into pure chaos as Amber and Scott debate the anatomical proportions of a magical glowing gemstone and the absurdity of the film's "Godzilla-sized" Mother Nature creature. The most ridiculous highlight is undoubtedly their back-and-forth about the "Grinch-sized" heart, proving that even a legendary demigod is no match for their relentless, sleep-deprived commentary.

Amber and Scott dive into the chaotic and often bewildering experience of watching Maddie’s Secret , a film that left them grappling with confusing casting choices and a tonal whiplash that made it difficult to discern if they were watching a campy comedy or a serious drama. The duo shares a hilarious, genuine moment of frustration over the film’s glaring script inconsistencies and the bizarre, passive-aggressive nature of the protagonist’s mother. Despite the confusion, they manage to find common ground in their shared disbelief over the movie's most jarring plot points.   Some What Would You Dos from the episode: What would you do if you were an employee unexpectedly called to your boss's office after a viral video success, only to find yourself reprimanded for violating your contract? How would you handle the aftermath if you were the husband, having been lied to about a pregnancy, only to discover the truth from a doctor while your spouse was hospitalized for bulimia? What would you do if you were in a treatment facility for an eating disorder and were faced with the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to perform your dream job, but it required breaking the rules and sneaking out? If you were a patient in a room with someone who was actively and dangerously rebelling against the facility’s rules, what would you do when your roommate decides to start exercising despite the risks? What would you do if your own mother, knowing your history and your current ethical stance as a vegetarian, sent you a weekly delivery of prime steaks to trigger your past trauma?   The hosts conclude that the film’s most ridiculous element was undoubtedly the mother’s steak delivery, a move so blatantly malicious that it defies all logic. It remains the ultimate example of the film’s inability to decide if it was being profound or just completely unhinged.

Amber and Scott dive into the chaotic, campy world of Gail Daughtry and the Celebrity Sex Pass , a film that turns the harmless "hypothetical" celebrity crush into a full-blown international incident. The duo dissects the hilarious absurdity of a movie where a simple trip to a Jennifer Aniston book signing spirals into global espionage and accidental hit-and-runs. They also share a genuine laugh over the film’s clever use of The Wizard of Oz motifs, noting how Jon Hamm’s character essentially plays the role of the Wizard, doling out favors to a group of seekers who are far too deep into their own ridiculous quest.   Some What Would You Dos from the episode: What would you do if your significant other actually took up the opportunity to redeem their celebrity sex pass? What would you do if you were in the middle of a limo ride after the person you report to just killed your partner and you needed to swap suitcases? What would you do if you decided to climb a fence using a rope made of your own clothing, only to find yourself on the property of a celebrity who is armed and ready to defend their home? What would you do if you were surrounded by gangsters with guns—would you try to negotiate or just hand over the briefcase to save your life? What would you do if the person who ordered your demise was standing right in front of you—would you have a rational conversation or would you want to take them down?   The hosts wrap up by marveling at the film's most ridiculous sequence, where Gail, having just beaten a villain to a bloody pulp, casually cleans her dress with a stain stick as if nothing happened. It is the perfect, nonsensical cherry on top of a movie that refuses to take its own high-stakes premise seriously.

Amber and Scott turn their attention to the chaotic, death-defying legacy of Jackass: Best And Last , reflecting on how the cast has evolved from their reckless twenties into their fifties. They discuss the surreal nature of Johnny Knoxville’s career, marveling at how a group of people managed to turn self-inflicted bodily harm into a global entertainment phenomenon without a single fatality. The hosts also touch on the bizarre meta-reality of the film’s production, specifically the absurdity of witnessing a legend like Brad Pitt get "abducted" in broad daylight at a local hot dog stand.   Some What Would You Dos from the episode: Would you ever agree to turn a gun on yourself, even with safety protocols and protective gear in place? If Johnny Knoxville approached you at the start of his career with a plan to film dangerous, hospital-worthy stunts for internet fame, would you sign on? If you were trapped in a dark room and led to believe a deadly snake was loose inside with you, how would you react to ensure your survival? When running through a dark corridor only to realize you are slamming head-first into a gauntlet of hanging pots and pans, do you retreat or press forward into the unknown? If you were a bystander in Los Angeles and witnessed an apparent kidnapping of a celebrity like Brad Pitt, would you intervene or call the police?   Ultimately, the hosts agree that the most ridiculous and stomach-churning moment of the entire franchise remains the bungee-corded porta-potty, which was unfortunately pre-loaded with "props" of the most disgusting variety. Amber and Scott conclude that while the Jackass crew’s commitment to their craft is undeniably legendary, it is a line of work they are more than happy to observe from a very safe distance.

Amber and Scott dive into the chaotic, yellow-hued world of the film Minions and Monsters , questioning everything from the logistics of minion management to the bizarre reality of their Hollywood stardom. The conversation takes a sharp turn into office politics, as they analyze the unconventional leadership of the minion known as Dick and the questionable hiring practices of various "Big Bosses" throughout history. They also share a good laugh over the meta-narrative of the film, ultimately realizing they spent the entire episode dissecting a movie about the making of a movie.   Some What Would You Dos from the episode: What would you do if you were a minion looking for a big boss? What would you do if you were Dick, tasked with managing a massive, chaotic group of minions? What would you do if a random group of minions showed up and started taking over your workspace? What would you do if you were a minion suddenly offered a chance at Hollywood stardom? What would you do if you were Irene, the world-destroying, gelatinous red blob?   The most ridiculous highlight of the episode has to be the realization that Scott spent the entire time debating the business ethics of these creatures, only to be hit with the revelation that the entire film was a meta-layer of cinematic inception. It is a hilarious look at how deep you can get into the weeds of a cartoon before realizing the joke was on you the whole time.

Amber and Scott dive into the relentless, high-octane dialogue of the film The Invite , where the sheer volume of words spoken per minute leaves almost no room for silence. The hosts navigate the suffocating tension of a dinner party gone wrong, dissecting the manipulative gaslighting tactics used by Angela to force her husband into a social trap. Beyond the conflict, they touch on the deeper, more poignant themes of the film, specifically the existential realization that a stagnant relationship can sometimes feel like a slow-motion car crash.   Some What Would You Dos from the episode: What would you do if your spouse lied about scheduling a dinner party with neighbors you actively dislike, only to spring the news on you ten minutes before they arrive? If you were Joe, at what point during the increasingly awkward evening would you have finally decided to walk out the door and leave the situation entirely? What would you do if a couple you barely knew and felt uncomfortable around suddenly proposed a partner-swapping scenario in the middle of a tense, wine-filled dinner? If your relationship had become a cycle of constant bickering and lack of intimacy, would you view a spontaneous, "sex-positive" offer from neighbors as a potential spark or the final nail in the coffin?   The conversation inevitably circles back to the most ridiculous aspect of the film: the neighbors' constant, "community event" levels of sexual noise that somehow manage to turn their apartment into the neighborhood's most disruptive sound system. Amber and Scott wrap up by marveling at the sheer absurdity of the characters' choices, proving that even a dinner party involving cheese, crackers, and a souffle can become an absolute social nightmare.

Amber and Scott tackle Supergirl , diving into the messy, grief-stricken reality of Kara Zor-El’s life as a displaced alien struggling to find purpose on Earth. The hosts trade barbs over the movie’s questionable tonal shifts, specifically questioning the necessity of gratuitous profanity and the dark, unsettling subplots involving child abduction in what is otherwise a superhero spectacle. Their back-and-forth captures the frustration of watching a potentially family-friendly action film veer into unnecessarily edgy territory, all while Scott tries to reconcile his confusion over the film's specific Kryptonian lore.   Some What Would You Dos from the episode: If you were Ruthie, would you seek revenge on the man who destroyed your family, or would you let it go after seeing the carnage he leaves behind? If you were in Kara’s position—possessing god-like powers under a yellow sun but wanting to escape the burden of responsibility—would you choose to live a quiet, indifferent life under a red sun? If you were an innocent bystander unknowingly caught in the crosshairs of a super-powered conflict, how would you handle being asked to transport a dangerous, alien fugitive? If you had the chance to deliver the final blow to the villain who ruined your life, would you take the shot, or would you heed the advice of a hero trying to save your moral soul?   The conversation hits a peak of hilarity when the hosts debate the finer points of vengeance, with Scott insisting that he wouldn't just settle for a defeat—he would want the villain's head on a spike as a souvenir. Amber remains skeptical of his dark creative vision, leaving the episode on a ridiculous note about how many heads a bad guy actually has.

Amber and Scott dive into the bizarre world of the film Couture , a fashion-themed horror movie that somehow manages to combine high-end couture with a muddy forest setting. The pair dissects the film’s disjointed narrative, including the confusing intersection of a breast cancer diagnosis, a secret pharmacy school student, and a struggling writer. They also engage in a spirited debate over why models command such massive paychecks and whether the prestige of a famous face is truly worth the exorbitant price tag.   Some What Would You Dos from the episode: What would you do if you were in a foreign country and your doctor gave you a cryptic, urgent warning to come in immediately? What would you do if you had to balance a major professional opportunity while processing a devastating health diagnosis? What would you do if you paid for a professional critique of your book, only to be told that your life stories were boring and unbelievable? What would you do if your hotel room was constantly plagued by the sound of screaming from a nearby carnival ride?   The conversation inevitably spirals into the logistics of orgies, leaving Scott and Amber to debate the specific number of participants required to categorize one as "mid-sized." It serves as the perfect, ridiculous bookend to their deep dive into the high-stakes world of Parisian fashion.

Amber and Scott turn their critical lens toward the grim, blood-soaked reimagining of the classic outlaw tale in The Death of Robin Hood . They grapple with the jarring transition from childhood memories of animated foxes to a story defined by gore, maces, and a protagonist who has long since traded his noble cause for pure, unadulterated malice. The duo finds themselves deep in a debate over the ethics of generational revenge and whether or not a lifelong villain can ever truly find redemption on his deathbed.   Some What Would You Dos from the episode:  If you were a remorseless outlaw who had wronged countless families, would you keep your identity a secret to secure a fresh start on an island, or would the weight of your past eventually force a confession? When faced with a young man seeking vengeance for his family, would you choose to end the cycle of violence through mercy, or would you take him out to prevent future retribution? If you discovered that the man you were nursing back to health was the very person who murdered your family, would you be capable of finding the grace to forgive him, or would your rage take the lead? As a dying man, is it a final act of penance to reveal your true identity to a victim, or is it a selfish, cowardly move that forces them to carry the burden of your history?   The conversation takes a hilariously dark turn as the hosts struggle to reconcile the film's gritty violence with the absurdity of Robin Hood’s final, precise instructions to his young charge. Scott and Amber ultimately agree that they might never be able to look at the classic Disney version of the story the same way again without shouting at the screen.

In this episode, Amber and Scott dive into the supernatural thriller Leviticus , a film that manages to blend high-stakes religious tension with the absolute absurdity of a "gay-away" curse. The hosts share a genuine laugh over the movie’s bizarre premise, where a simple crush turns into a life-or-death battle against an invisible, vengeful apparition. Between dissecting the questionable parenting of a mother who actively curses her own child and mocking the logistical nightmare of dating while being haunted, they explore the darker—and often more ridiculous—sides of teenage infatuation.   Some What Would You Dos from the episode: What would you do if you realized the person you were falling for was actually a supernatural entity trying to kill you? What would you do if you were a teenager and discovered your partner was also seeing someone else behind your back? What would you do if you were in a relationship where you had to use a cigarette lighter to verify if your partner was a real human or a demonic hallucination? What would you do if you were forced into a religious ceremony by a parent who knew it would result in you being haunted and physically attacked for the rest of your life?   Ultimately, the conversation hits a hilarious peak when the hosts try to solve the film's existential dread with a simple, modern fix: just start a group chat. It turns out that when you are being hunted by an invisible demon, a reliable cell phone plan and a consistent lighter-check ritual are far more effective than any exorcism.

In this episode, the hosts dive into the existential crisis that is *Toy Story 5*, dissecting a world where imaginative play is fighting a losing battle against screen time and digital isolation. From the heartbreak of children being bullied for keeping their toys to the absurdity of a potty-training device voiced by Conan O’Brien, the crew explores why today’s generation might be losing their grip on resourcefulness. It’s a nostalgic, slightly cynical, and deeply passionate look at whether we’re raising a generation of loners or just adapting to a new reality.

Amber and Scott break down the family comedy The Breadwinner , diving into why this film defies its low critical score to provide genuine, laugh-out-loud entertainment. They explore the comedic brilliance behind the movie's chaotic depiction of parenting, dissecting everything from the "instinctive" nature of household management to the bizarrely over-the-top physical comedy of a horse destroying a home. It is a refreshing look at how a film can succeed by simply knowing exactly what it is and leaning into its own absurdity.   Some What Would You Dos from the episode: If you were Nate, would you tell Lori Greiner you’re staying home with the kids while secretly hiring a nanny to do the work, or would you actually take on the role yourself? When faced with a scheduling conflict between your daughter’s spelling bee and a major work award ceremony, how do you handle the fallout without letting your family down? If you were in charge of a six-year-old who has a habit of hugging and kissing classmates inappropriately, how would you approach the conversation about personal space and consent? When you’ve accidentally destroyed your own house and need to host a live stream for a major business deal, do you attempt to rent an Airbnb to fake your location or come clean to your spouse?   The conversation hits its peak when the hosts debate the sheer lunacy of Nate’s "system" for managing his daughters, which includes buying a horse to bribe a child into stopping bad behavior. Watching Nate try to treat his domestic life like a car dealership while his home literally falls apart around him is easily the most ridiculous and entertaining part of the film.

In this episode, the hosts attempt to dissect the chaotic, spoof-heavy landscape of the *Scary Movie* franchise, though the conversation quickly devolves into a masterclass in technical incompetence and verbal stumbles. Between struggling to operate their own recording software and questioning why they even bothered to sit down for this recording, they manage to touch upon the Wayans family’s legendary history of pushing boundaries and the sheer absurdity of trying to find a "What Would You Do?" scenario in a film that thrives on disjointed nonsense. It’s an irreverent, slightly unhinged look at a movie that perhaps shouldn't have been discussed at all. Also Scott swears he knows the difference between I Know What You Dìd Last Summer and Scream. He was referring to how IKWYDLS didn’t number their sequel so this movie did not either. And yes, was a very bad spoof on how we record our podcasts, plus the wonders that DoneCast.com does for podcasters.

In this episode, Amber and Scott dive into the high-stakes history of the film Pressure , which explores the harrowing meteorological decisions leading up to the D-Day invasion. They discuss the fascinating use of inflatable tanks and dummy parachuters as psychological warfare, highlighting how the Allies masterfully tricked the German forces about the actual location of the attack. Amber and Scott also share a laugh over the random trivia that Chris Messina, who plays meteorologist Irving Crick, is actually credited with creating the hashtag.   Some What Would You Dos from the episode: If you were in charge of a mission with 300,000 lives on the line and two experts gave you completely conflicting recommendations, how would you decide whom to trust? If you were Dr. Stagg and had to explain to Eisenhower why providing a 2.5-day forecast with 100% certainty is effectively impossible, how would you articulate that without sounding like you aren't up to the task? If you discovered a small, high-risk gap in a massive storm that could be your only chance to launch a surprise attack, would you risk the mission on that narrow window or wait two weeks for potentially better conditions?   The duo concludes by reflecting on the absurdity of 1940s forecasting methods, specifically the reliance on analog maps —which amounted to checking if the weather was nice on that same date in 1912. It’s hilariously terrifying to realize that the fate of the free world essentially hinged on a meteorologist’s version of confirmation bias .

In this episode, the hosts break down the cinematic crime spree of *Carolina Caroline*, a film that proves small-town boredom is a dangerous catalyst for bad life choices. From questionable bank robbery fashion choices to the hosts debating the logistics of "suicide by cop," they dissect why our protagonists are essentially the worst criminals to ever grace the silver screen. It’s a cynical, hilarious look at why you should probably just stick to a 9-to-5 instead of trying to outrun the FBI with nothing but a wig and a dream.

In this episode of Cinema IRL , Amber and Scott untangle the chaotic, puzzle-like narrative of Disclosure Day , a film that leaves them questioning everything from government cover-ups to the ethics of alien experimentation. They dive into the surreal experience of the protagonist, Margaret, whose sudden ability to speak foreign languages and tap into the intimate lives of strangers turns her world—and the broadcast booth—upside down. The duo shares a spirited debate over whether this cinematic journey is a profound piece of art or just a confusing, over-extended blockbuster that leaves the audience hanging on a cryptic final word. Some What Would You Dos from the episode: If you worked for a massive corporation and discovered proof of alien life, would you have a moral obligation to leak the truth to the public? If you suddenly developed inexplicable powers that compelled you to travel and act in ways your loved ones couldn't comprehend, how would you handle the strain on your relationships? If you were in Noah's shoes—a man who has built his entire life around maintaining a massive secret—what would you do when that secret is about to be broadcast to the entire world? If you were a member of the general public and saw live, documented evidence of extraterrestrial contact breaking over the news, would you immediately believe it or demand more vetting? Amber and Scott finish the episode by fixating on the absurdity of the movie's final act, specifically the introduction of a mysterious, Wilt Chamberlain-sized alien in a wheelchair. It is hard to take the fate of the universe seriously when the extraterrestrial life forms range from pocket-sized creatures to a giant that makes the entire climax feel like a surreal, cosmic comedy.

The Cinema IRL crew dives into the cinematic swamp-fire that is *Hungry*, a film that asks the question: "What if we put a territorial hippo in Louisiana and gave it a bunch of targets?" From a high-maintenance "Karen" rocking stilettos in the bayou to a questionable plan involving gasoline and open flames, Amber and her co-host break down every bad survival choice made in this campy creature feature. It’s a wild ride through "what would you do" scenarios where the body count is high and the sympathy for certain characters is hilariously low.

The hosts tackle the melodic treachery of *Power Ballad*, a film that proves why you should never trust a former boy-bander looking for a solo hit. When wedding singer Rick (Paul Rudd) shares a heartfelt song during an all-night jam session in Ireland, pop star Danny Wilson decides to "borrow" it all the way to the top of the charts without a single writing credit. Between debates over elevator door advertising and the logistics of confronting a thief in a hot tub, the crew explores the fine line between musical collaboration and straight-up larceny. It’s a sassy breakdown of missed opportunities, a lack of digital receipts, and the ultimate vindication found in a dusty family video.

The hosts tackle the confusing, liminal-space nightmare that is *Backrooms*, a film that promises spooky furniture store portals but delivers mostly "WTF" moments and mashed potato anatomy. Between Captain Carl’s questionable DIY exploration and a therapist who definitely should have reported her client to the authorities instead of following him into a wall, the team tries to make sense of a plot that feels like a fever dream. It’s a sassy breakdown of why some mysteries are better left behind solid drywall, especially when they involve sentient memories and pirate-themed giants. And also why sometimes you should do a little research on a movie before recording a podcast episode over it.

Scott and Amber are at odds this week over *I Love Boosters*, a film that takes the term "fashion victim" to a literal, skinless extreme. While Scott lives for the absurdity of teleporting vacuum bags and crooked skyscrapers, Amber is ready to take a nap through the "stupidity" of it all. From petty moguls buying out candy companies to soul-sucking demons and the $100,000 "meat suits" no one asked for, it’s a wild ride through the world of high-stakes shoplifting. Whether you’re a fan of the "so bad it’s good" genre or you’re with Amber on the "just plain bad" side, this episode covers every weird, muscle-exposed inch of it.

In this episode, the *Cinema IRL* crew tackles the unsettling, body-horror flick *Saccharine*, a film that makes your average diet pill side effects look like a walk in the park. Hosts Amber and Scott dissect the medical student protagonist’s decision to reverse-engineer a weight-loss drug made from human bone ash, leading to a supernatural haunting that is as calorie-dense as it is terrifying. It’s an irreverent deep dive into the extremes of the beauty industry, the ethics of cadaver experimentation, and the absolute absurdity of sleep-eating through an entire kitchen.

If you thought your last HR-mandated icebreaker was painful, wait until you see the five-star trauma of *Corporate Retreat*. The hosts break down why a disgruntled former founder is the ultimate "toxic boss" as he forces his ex-employees through seven "gateways" of torture involving botulism cocktails and DIY heart surgery. It’s a gore-filled reminder that the only thing worse than a mandatory team-building weekend is one where the activities include scooping out your own eyeballs with a communal spoon.

This week on Cinema IRL, we’re trading a stable mortgage for a Mercedes camper van and a one-way ticket to Demontown as we break down the horror-thriller *The Passenger*. If you thought "van life" was all sunsets and aesthetic coffee, think again—apparently, the road is full of evil entities that really hate religious statues and love scratching up high-end paint jobs. We’re joined by our resident "vampire correspondent" Von Murder and a very lost Jimmy to discuss why being a "Good Samaritan" is actually the fastest way to get your neck snapped in the middle of nowhere.

In this episode, we’re heading to the Scottish Highlands to dissect the film *Hokum*, a movie that proves being a famous author doesn't give you a "get out of being a jerk free" card. Between burning bellhops with hot spoons and surviving mushroom-laced suicide attempts, protagonist Bauman is having the world's worst writing retreat. The hosts dive into a heated debate over celebrity entitlement, the lethal etiquette of "picking someone's brain," and why you should never, ever ignore a locked door in a haunted hotel. It’s a sassy breakdown of tragic dumbwaiters, accidental matricide, and the ultimate question: would you actually throw hands with a celebrity if they assaulted you with cutlery?

We’re diving into the cautionary (and highly questionable) tale of *LifeHACK*, a film where a group of tech-savvy teens proves that just because you can rob a billionaire doesn’t mean you should—though the hosts give them points for the effort. The episode breaks down the "foundational level" of disturbance caused by these kids using an aspiring model’s Instagram feed as a roadmap to dismantle her father’s security. From the absurdity of an Elon Musk-type billionaire waiting on hold with customer service to the logistical nightmares of "skimming" crypto interest, no plot hole is left un-roasted. The hosts debate the ethics of blackmailing your own father and whether a job offer from the man you just robbed is a legitimate career move or a total trap. Finally, they tackle the ultimate question: is serving two years in juvie worth a $100,000 payout for the squad?

If you’ve ever considered spending $6.99 on a supernatural trinket to fix your love life, please listen to this episode before making a catastrophic mistake. The hosts break down the five-star cinematic trauma that is *Obsession*, a film that proves "nice guy" Bear should have just taken the hint instead of wishing for his crush to love him "more than anything else in the world." From wall-crawling possession vibes to a jump scare so intense it nearly caused property damage to the theater ceiling, this movie is a wild ride through the ultimate "be careful what you wish for" scenario. It’s a hilarious, disturbing, and deeply traumatizing look at why you should always consult an LLM for ironclad wording before inviting demonic entities into your social circle. Whether you're here for the "what would you do" scenarios or the shared trauma of the most "out of nowhere" moment in cinema, this episode covers it all with zero notes and plenty of sass.

Forget Sherlock; this week we’re talking about a flock of woolly geniuses who are better at solving crimes than the actual police. Amber and Scott dive into *The Sheep Detectives*, a movie that proves if you read enough Agatha Christie to your livestock, they’ll eventually avenge your murder. Between debating the ethics of wool sweaters and wondering how a sheep manages to plant evidence, we’re unpacking a $30 million inheritance plot that’s more tangled than a matted fleece. Scott tries to keep up with the puns while Amber takes a firm stand against "free-range" lies and the normalization of murder. It’s a wild ride of animal rights soapboxes and a whodunit that’s truly flocking ridiculous.

This week, we’re diving into the high-stakes, low-common-sense world of the film *Tuner*, where a piano virtuoso with "allergic hearing" finds a second career in felony-level safe cracking. Our hosts break down the plight of Nikki, a man with hyperacusis who is forced to choose between massive medical debt and working for a security company that is—quite literally—the reason people need security. From debating the financial merits of filing for bankruptcy versus becoming a "contractor" for the Russian mob, to mocking the sheer audacity of homeowners who think a piano tuner is a neighborhood handyman, no plot hole is left un-probed. It’s a masterclass in how *not* to run a heist, especially when your business model involves air-horning the ears of the only guy who can actually open the safe.

In this episode of *Cinema IRL*, Amber and her co-host dive into the watery depths of the survival thriller *Deep Water*. They dissect the sheer idiocy of a man who dooms an entire flight over a lithium battery and celebrate the moment he finally becomes shark bait. From questioning Ben Kingsley’s career choices to debating the ethics of saving a bratty child from a predator-filled ocean, this episode is a sassy breakdown of what happens when negligence meets the food chain. If you’ve ever wondered why TSA is so obsessed with your carry-ons, this is the terrifyingly hilarious explanation you didn’t know you needed.

Detective Shaw thought he was headed for a peaceful retirement, but instead, he got a "buried alive" son and a crash course in why you shouldn't ignore foster kids. We’re dissecting the thriller *Neglected*, a film where a glib vigilante named AJ decides that if the cops won't do their jobs, he'll just murder his way to justice. It’s a dark, twisty ride involving corrupt mayors, underground foster care fight clubs, and the absolute worst final day on the job in cinematic history.

This week on Cinema IRL, Scott and Amber are slipping back into their size-two Manolos to dissect *The Devil Wears Prada 2*, a sequel that asks if twenty years is long enough for the trauma of a toxic boss to fade. They follow Andy’s return to the *Runway* trenches, where she discovers that while the industry is crumbling, Miranda Priestly still hasn't aged a day and still has no idea who Andy is. Between corporate coups staged by a vengeful Emily and a billionaire ex-wife buying the entire conglomerate out of spite, the duo questions whether Andy is a hero or just a glutton for high-fashion punishment.

This week on Cinema IRL, Scott and Amber are blasting off into the animated world of *Super Mario Galaxy*, a film that suggests the best way to save the universe is through a series of "power-ups" and questionable plumbing credentials. Amber finds herself trapped in a neon-colored fever dream, questioning the ethics of "princess trafficking" and why Mario hasn't updated his wardrobe or groomed his mustache in forty years. Meanwhile, Scott attempts to defend the honor of the "Pinos" (Plumbers In Name Only) while geeking out over deep-cut Nintendo cameos that leave his wife completely bewildered. From the introduction of "Princess Bangs" to the sheer horror of baby Luigi licking a T-Rex’s eyeball, they’re dissecting whether this franchise is a nostalgic masterpiece or just a 40-year-old red flag.

This week on Cinema IRL, Scott and Amber are dissecting the 2026 film *Newborn*, a movie that suggests the best way to help your brother out of a hit-and-run is to personally volunteer for a decade of prison trauma. They’re following Chris Newborn’s journey from a self-sacrificing sibling to a man who spent seven years in a suspiciously clean solitary confinement cell only to come home and realize his brother might just be a *Fight Club*-style hallucination. Between Amber’s immediate plan to fire up OKCupid the moment a life sentence is handed down and Scott’s "autistic rage" over the film’s total disregard for discovery laws and forensic evidence, they’re wondering how anyone survives nine years of zero stimulation without going 5150. It’s a tale of unintended consequences where the only thing more silent than the protagonist’s non-verbal son is the common sense of the characters involved.

This week on Cinema IRL, Scott and Amber are dissecting the 1999 adaptation of *Animal Farm*, a film that asks the question: "What if we took a bleak allegory about Stalinism and added red sports cars and a trip to the mall?" They’re following the rise of "Napopo" and the addition of a moral-compass pig named Lucky, all while wondering why anyone thought a "Laughter House" pun was appropriate for a story about systemic corruption. Between comparing Napoleon’s cabinet to modern political administrations and debating the intelligence of glow-stick-wielding children, they’re proving that while all animals are equal, some movie adaptations are definitely less equal than others.

This week on Cinema IRL, Scott and Amber are dissecting *Over Your Dead Body*, a film that suggests the best way to fix a failing marriage isn't therapy, but a mutual assassination plot at a remote cabin. They’re following Dan and Lisa’s romantic getaway as it devolves from "who cheated on who" into a high-stakes bidding war once a trio of escaped convicts crashes through the ceiling. Between debating the mathematical impossibility of a Scrabble score and wondering why nobody ever thinks to "double-tap" a neutralized assailant, the duo explores why shared trauma is apparently the ultimate aphrodisiac. It’s a blood-soaked masterclass in why you should always check the attic for felons before attempting to mulch your spouse.

This week on Cinema IRL, Scott and Amber are dissecting *Hunting Matthew Nichols*, a film that proves if your brother vanished 22 years ago, maybe just leave the grainy VHS tapes in the evidence box where they belong. They’re following Tara’s ill-advised documentary journey into the woods to find a "destroyed" cabin that apparently has a mind of its own and a very strict policy against unauthorized blood rituals. Between debating the merits of burning down Satan’s real estate and wondering why anyone enters a vacant shack after dark, the duo explores why some cold cases should probably stay frozen.

This week on Cinema IRL, Scott and Amber are dissecting *I Swear*, a film that proves having a neurological condition in 1980s Scotland is a one-way ticket to being the town’s most misunderstood "troublemaker." They’re following John Davidson’s journey from blurting out profanities at teachers to becoming an MBE-awarded legend, all while navigating a mother who thinks a stern "tuck in your shirt" is a valid cure for a brain spasm. It’s a masterclass in why you shouldn't take a "fat bastard" comment personally and why everyone needs a friend like Dottie to tell them to stop apologizing for things they can't control.

This week on Cinema IRL, Scott and Amber are dissecting *Mile High Kicks*, a film that proves "worst guy in Montreal" is apparently a top-tier personality trait for 22-year-old women. They’re tracking Grace Pines’ ill-advised summer, where she ditches a promising book deal to chase a lead singer who couldn't be less interested if he tried. Between dodging a boss who owes her four grand and navigating the "nice guy" advances of a roommate with a secret, Grace is a masterclass in why your early twenties are just one long series of bad decisions. Scott and Amber debate the merits of "playing the game," the terrifying reality of "Risk the Disease" nicknames, and why self-respect is a lot harder to find than a bad boy in a band. It’s a hilarious, slightly heartbreaking look at why we pine for the people who treat us like trash. And remember: never have a serious life conversation while holding a vibrator.

This week on Cinema IRL, Scott and Amber are visiting *Normal*, a Bob Odenkirk action-flick that proves "small-town charm" is usually just a front for international money laundering and a staggering body count. They’re breaking down how a substitute sheriff's quiet gig turns into a war zone when a botched bank robbery reveals the entire town is a high-security piggy bank for the Yakuza. Between dodging bullets and debating the merits of pink silk eye masks, the duo explores why you should never trust a vending machine—or Scott’s intentions if he spots a gold bar on your coffee table. It’s a masterclass in why "normal" is just a setting on a dryer and a very dangerous drinking game for anyone with a liver.