EAT THE CANDLE, KID

Cheerio! Maureen is in England, where everything is cool and rainy. There is cream and tea and cake and ice cream and teeth—all the classics. Meanwhile, Dan is somewhere in a heat swamp next to a sewage drain situation. So everything is as it should be! Dan and Maureen catch up, talking about the summer, life, how everything is on fire, and how Mitch McConnell stopped working for a while. And about indictments. So many indictments. It’s a good thing neither of them run a site called indictment.fyi!Also, kids used to eat cigarettes. Did you know that?Grab a pint, SaysWhovia! We’re going to watch them pump out this sewer!PS. OF COURSE Trump was indicted 3 hours after this episode was recorded. Says Who is made possible by you, through your support of our Patreon at patreon.com/sayswho