ED Coffee To "Perk" You Up; An A.I. Suzanne Sommers; & A Meatball Gender Reveal

The best part of wakin' up is putting a little "perk" in your cup of coffee from an ED drug! Forget taxidermy! The widower of "Three's Company" actress Suzanne Sommers can preserve his wife (who's been dead 2 years) with an A.I. robot of her! Mama Mia! We're having spaghetti with no meatballs! It must mean "It's a GIRL!" I'm serving up stupidity on the buffet line in this Midweek BONUS Episode!In this episode...Coffee Brand 'Found to Contain Erectile Dysfunction Drug'Tattoo Anxiety? You Can Now Go Under Anesthesia While Getting InkedA Sorority Girl with a Lead Foot Has a "Hot Mugshot" Going ViralSpring Break Brawl Ends With Teen Biting Off Man's EarA Hotel Canceled a Traveler's Reservation, Because the Deal They Got Was Too GoodPA City Hall employee charged with false report of noose left on work deskMen Shaving Eyelashes To ‘Look Manly’–TikTok's Most Unhinged Trend YetPA Man Nearly Electrocuted While Allegedly Stealing Copper WiringKennedy Center Fires Contractor After He Posts Video of Himself Protesting Trump–Completely NudePirate's Booty Founder Stages Mutiny, Says He's Mayor & Tries to Fire Staff‘Constipated’ Flyer 'Arrested For Hogging the Bathroom'Fireball Is Giving Out Lifetime Supplies of Whiskey, BUT There’s a CATCHMom Left Kids Home Alone In Weather Warning–Then Wrestled Cops(Creepy…?) Suzanne Somers’ Husband Alan Hamel Has Conversation With AI Replica of Star 2 Years After Her DeathFL Couple Use "Meatballs Or No Meatballs" For Gender Reveal PartyMore Hair or a Working Wiener? Here's What John Leguizamo ChoseNew Term: "Boomerasking" Is When You Ask a Question Just to Talk About YourselfA Guy Robbed a Store with a "Finger Gun," Then Fled in a Pink SUVWoman Hits Bicyclist With Her Mercedes–Calmly Drives To Golf LessonCriminal Mastermind Jailed After Stealing $1.50 From Dairy Queen at GunpointMilitary-Style Aerial Operation Deployed In Order to Catch FL Teens on Golf Cart JoyrideGet up to date on all the stupid current events with the 'Insane Week In Review" and find out who did the most supendious stupidity in this week's "Genius Awards"!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support.Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane  (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!