EPISODE · Feb 10, 2026 · 1H 15M
El Super Bowl (feat. Colton Jones)
from Works Every Time · host Works Every Time
SEE US LIVESunset Strip Comedy Club, Austin TX2/21, 8pmCode ' WET50' for 50% off ticketshttps://www.sunsetstripatx.com/?event-id=128112Blue Water Comedy Festival, Port Huron MI4/1, 8pmhttps://ticketstripe.com/BWCFShowcase-WETLivePodMERCHhttps://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-timeTEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/SUNSET TICKETSCode 'WET' for 25% off ticketshttps://sunsetstripatx.com/RECORD WHERE WE DOUse code 'WET' for 25% off your recording!https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6FOLLOW COLTONhttps://www.instagram.com/ilovecoltonjones/THE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)______________________________________0:00 - This week on WET…0:53 - Melding our minds2:13 - Justin's grandma and Colton have a special relationship4:44 - Colton is back on the sauce7:58 - Hot black b*tches love Pokémon9:26 - Finding lost dogs is more important than your civil rights12:33 - Robert Kraft mac n cheese14:47 - Colton is bullying Justin at work16:36 - Colton threw up in the yard19:53 - Colton and Justin got beef23:03 - Cool Ranch Oreos (tm)25:56 - If she don't own her own business she ain't getting none of my fitness26:56 - What GPT stands for31:59 - Justin's resume looks like the files36:53 - Drama at Sunset43:35 - I GOT NOTHIN47:31 - Markus show and tell49:40 - No one cared about this Super Bowl55:29 - Dork vs nerd58:17 - Gutter sluts1:00:44 - The disc golf story1:05:29 - The best part about the Super Bowl1:08:20 - The best commercial of the night______________________________________Follow the show:https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcasthttps://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401chttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinhttps://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacherMarkus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/Phillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedyProduction:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass @phillipgarciacomedy @JustinEssenmacher @markusolind9761 @rageqzbass #podcast #comedy
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SEE US LIVESunset Strip Comedy Club, Austin TX2/21, 8pmCode ' WET50' for 50% off ticketshttps://www.sunsetstripatx.com/?event-id=128112Blue Water Comedy Festival, Port Huron MI4/1, 8pmhttps://ticketstripe.com/BWCFShowcase-WETLivePodMERCHhttps://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-timeTEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/SUNSET TICKETSCode 'WET' for 25% off ticketshttps://sunsetstripatx.com/RECORD WHERE WE DOUse code 'WET' for 25% off your recording!https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6FOLLOW COLTONhttps://www.instagram.com/ilovecoltonjones/THE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)______________________________________0:00 - This week on WET…0:53 - Melding our minds2:13 - Justin's grandma and Colton have a special relationship4:44 - Colton is back on the sauce7:58 - Hot black b*tches love Pokémon9:26 - Finding lost dogs is more important than your civil rights12:33 - Robert Kraft mac n cheese14:47 - Colton is bullying Justin at work16:36 - Colton threw up in the yard19:53 - Colton and Justin got beef23:03 - Cool Ranch Oreos (tm)25:56 - If she don't own her own business she ain't getting none of my fitness26:56 - What GPT stands for31:59 - Justin's resume looks like the files36:53 - Drama at Sunset43:35 - I GOT NOTHIN47:31 - Markus show and tell49:40 - No one cared about this Super Bowl55:29 - Dork vs nerd58:17 - Gutter sluts1:00:44 - The disc golf story1:05:29 - The best part about the Super Bowl1:08:20 - The best commercial of the night______________________________________Follow the show:https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcasthttps://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401chttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinhttps://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacherMarkus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/Phillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedyProduction:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass @phillipgarciacomedy @JustinEssenmacher @markusolind9761 @rageqzbass #podcast #comedy
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